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California universities masively consume budget while producing little graduated value. They are money laundering schemes and social engineering fiascos. Intelligence does exist, it can be measured, it does make a difference. 40 years of coddling the Officially Sad by crushing the able and productive have caught up with California and the US as a whole. They paid an exhorbitantly terrible price to purchase a defective future, and now that future has arrived to specification. Why are they complaining?
09 Jun, 2009Posted by: “Uncle Al” Schwartz
Found here.
There are fish that reside in barrels.
There are other fish that provide temptation to shorebirds to shoot the fish in the barrels.
Apparently, this is just business as usual among fish.
The true face of the Chuck Todd-Blue Girl Axis of Evil.
J’ACCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not shocked that one of the trolls has a 1 million pound house. Is it Major Shortssniffer, or FM Asshat? Perhaps Admiral Tubesock.
I find the rabble have tainted my life. When I sing about the Baby J and I sing the words “holy infant so tender and mild” I think about Snag….
So it appears that the troll thread has spilled into my Inbox. Primarily, I’ve been getting trolled by the Nutter. I will spare you the personal private, deeply offensive ones. You would go instantly insane if were to read even the tiniest fraction of them.
Instead I give you this work of art. I simply dare you to top this. Seriously, Scrutator can eff its forgotten self, because this isn’t real fake parody, this is the real real stuff.
I can’t wait for the Giants to release Plaxico Burress and for the Cowboys to sign him. Carrying a gun? Oh my gosh! Why, who would do that? Certainly not the judges who are going to pass judgment on him. I’m sure they are unlike every judge I’ve ever known who owned a gun. Like any Cowboy fan is going to care.
Everything is on the table here. I knew it would happen organically due to the exclusive nature of Trader Joes Marcona almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt, but I think we should have a contest. Troll or Concern Troll comments on these classes of generic blog post:
A) This non-uniformly distributed thing/resource is awesome! [Spectrum= private yacht with helicopter sub > iPhone > Chick-Fil-A > Trader Joes Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt > Fresh air > Shelter > Loving parents etc.]
B) Criticism of other person/blogger [Spectrum= god, non-existence of god, patriarchy, John Aravosis, Matthew Yglesias, Republic of Dogs, Uncanny Canadian]
C) A joke about something possibly “serious” or even serious.
D) A discussion of ism being relative to one’s point of view.
I thought of this last night, but KWB set the table this morning.
Bonus points for “this is no laughing matter, but” and “Perhaps you are not aware, but”
This does not mean that all such comments are invalid or trolly, I’m just saying do your best to find the concerniest comment you can for any generic situation.
Regarding this bit of total evil, “carolinamama” chimes in:
Yes,this is stupid, but don’t you think you are presuming quite a bit to think that it was done because of Obama’s race. What does that matter. The acttions of these poeple were uncalled for but it probably has more to do with Obama’s lack of character than his color. Interestingly enough the people who did this evidently suffer from the same moral deficiencies.
10/20/2008 9:30:22 PM
QED!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, also, tip of the capper: ATRIOS!
That there isn’t a Walter Reed Giant Lawn Dildo and Deli Meat Rendering Factory.
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