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		<title>Mandos Indirect Fish Attack</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At DorD!!!!!]]></description>
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		<title>How Do You Know?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The copy of the dusty old Necronomicon you found in the creepy old half priced cursed book outlet is legit: &#8220;Chapter 1: &#8220;Human Centipede&#8221; jokes, humor and dining china&#8221; Also, instantaneous and unspeakable madness and unheard silent screaming. But mostly the above.]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3638</link>
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		<title>Axis of Bacon</title>
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		<title>A mounting menace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First, we must bring you sad news: Theo Albrecht, the co-founder of Trader Joe&#8217;s, has passed away. We suspect Pinko will be pouring out a handful of Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt, and scarfing the rest. Second and more in keeping with the actual responsibilities conferred upon this writer (along with &#8220;not ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#kathleentwitterfail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How could it fail to bring us this?]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3623</link>
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		<title>Fixing the Internets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With apologies to Sadly, No Investor Services. Matt Yglesias writes a post titled &#8220;The Kind of Liberal I&#8217;m Not&#8221; and we think he has the wrong title. We propose, and Photoshop this in your minds, or ask BP to do it for you: &#8220;The Kind of Not a Liberal I Am&#8221; Better.]]></description>
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		<title>Fantastic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t mean to pick on &#8220;Pitchfork&#8217;s&#8221; Philip Sherburne, but sometimes his reviews are collossally wankapottamus. I simply have to laugh at the sick joke his eMusic bio is: Electronic San Francisco critic Philip Sherburne has been heavily involved in the electronic-music world for the past seven years, writing for publications including the Village Voice, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3619</link>
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		<title>New Markets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This could be the Crystal Pepsi of Battle Rap, trying to break into the cricket market: You bring the bat to me you lose your openers before tea My leg break have you in mysterious jinx You be in serious sh*t by drinks You can&#8217;t handle my fight You be begging for bad light You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to Pinko Punko from Pitchfork</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Punko, Despite the years of abuse we at Pitchfork have suffered at the hands of yourself and Monsieur Canadian, we still retain a fondness for your blog and the good work done over the years.  It takes a truly half-assed blog to make us look like we know what we&#8217;re doing.  Also, thanks [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3604</link>
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		<title>I swear</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I never knew who played this, but this song is just so unbelievably Oakland. How can these people be Scottish? I only think of Oaktown when I hear this. Also, what a great logo. ONTO THE JEAN JACKET UPDATE: Endless love for the &#8216;tubers: Kenny G playing the above Highest Rated Comments * TheFlightsimfan 2 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3595</link>
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		<title>Thunderwagon Style Photo Post</title>
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		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3580</link>
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		<title>Oh fish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My goodness.]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3578</link>
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		<title>Pitchfork Cobaggery Watch 2009 Numbers 20-1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you can handle this. We&#8217;re going to sneak the sh*t up on Mitchum&#8217;s Twitter. Ian Cohen will be blindsided. Breihan will be speechless. Nate Patrin will look like Team Jacob (wtf?)- sad. Sherburne, better left unmentioned, before he works in LeBron James&#8217; imminent decision into a review of a Boris/Chundernozzle split [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fridge Note For All Music Guide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nobody expects Pitchfork Cobaggery Watch in July, but that is just how we Ic3w3dge this chunderwagon. Ask nicely and you shall receive. I just hope we are more successful than the long gestated super albums from reclusive music superstars that crawled out of the dustbins of history to the collective sounds of millions of voice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMI</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Random Randroid can do jazz hands with his toes.]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3570</link>
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		<title>Vagaries of the World Cup</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some punishable infractions for cuteness: Also, sleeper leg hold and hands to the face.]]></description>
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		<title>Top This Philip Sherburne Cashewy Nutlog</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In comments please review a hypothetical album more onically than this: Describing Emeralds&#8217; music feels a little like capping that underwater oil spill must: how do you get your hands around this stuff? The Cleveland trio may favor methodical cadences in their music, but their releases come fast and furious. Of what else does this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And this is how you troll punch a hippie fish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Take it away, Josh Marshall: JW checks in from the screechy sectarian left &#8230; The fact that Jews were relentlessly persecuted by European Christians for seventeen hundred years by no stretch of the imagination gave them the right to go and do exactly the same thing to another innocent people. If Americans are so passionate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Existential Dilemma</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two seemingly unrelated things must be shared with you. Fret not: all shall be made clear. Exhibit A: We must first rejoice that Another Kiwi Smut Clyde (thanks to AK in comments) may have uncovered The Ombudsm&#248;&#248;se&#8217;s holy descendancy. However, some unfortunate souls dispute the findings. We are certain that our esteemed colleagues from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Problem Shopping</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Always on sale they are. In addition to the usual problems on sale in life, during grocery shopping when hungry or punchy, one fires up the unending Delicious or Disgusting possibilities. In one recent trip, and hopefully we&#8217;ll be able to read about here: Stride Mystery Flavor gum (thanks, Jennifer) React Blah Blah special gum [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to Cloverhill Big Texas Honeybun, update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A) Rare, because I called out this chump out when he climbed out of the cab. He brushed it off. If Chuckles had been present, retribution would have been meted out. Also, he met his friend inside Crap Burrito, so it limited my growing list of public shaming options. I told Edroso that I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>alrighty then</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s generally at about this point in the blogging lulls that I put forth some half-a**ed post that so horrifies the other bullsies that they spew forth actual content like Eyjafjallajokul spews forth ash on a restless day. Doneski!!!!! Also we are challenging Riddled to a Wellington street art competition. Best found art wins. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Night Only</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ZRM, would you ever have believed we&#8217;d light our lighters with this for you? We would! It is your special day!!!!!]]></description>
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		<title>BLARG</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Actually, more of a lower case blarg, or a whimpering mleb. I was going to hammer JMM o&#8217; TPM for a gotcha on Joe Biden for something on the Today show but that went under the rug because nothing came of it. Also Paul Campos at Lawyers Guns and Money. I think I might agree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ernie Harwell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A broadcasting giant, and a phenomenal voice, and everything else. Rest in Peace. Perhaps this is too romantic of a view, as these things always are. But this speech will make you cry because you want so badly for it to be true.]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3518</link>
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		<title>KNOCK KNOCK</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who&#8217;s there? It is I, KING OF ALL YELP. I reproduce, here for your pleasure: Mrs. Fields donation of 3 cookies &#8230; Category: Other 04 20 hours ago Linda L. says: Thank you Mrs. Fields Cookies for your generous donation of 3 cookies for our fundraising event for Retinal Research. Your generous donation will surely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Noted</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pseeeuw Pseeeeuw Lasers Pseeuw Light Show Pseeeuw!]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3511</link>
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		<title>I blame fish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There have been multiple complaints regarding this blog and the propensity for extensive arguments. The Ombuds collective acknowledges that arguments must be avoided at all costs as they have a tendency to make David Broder uncomfortable. It has also been noted that these arguments are taking place without the proper safety training as required by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What next, iPad?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apple reaches their endumbening to the UK for a Special Edition of Scrabble, with proper nouns allowed. I presume the rabble could go to TOWN with the Welsh language edition. I&#8217;d like to put an Easy button on Steve Jobs face so I could punch it, but he&#8217;d probably want that and charge me 99 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3500</link>
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		<title>Announcepants</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know nobody would believe me today if I made the joke that we were getting picked up to occasionally write for Slate or perhaps bring the gang over to FDL and be hosted there (what a GREAT match that would be). So I am sorry to pick today as the day for announcepantsing something [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3496</link>
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		<title>A Tarantino Film Begging to be Made</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Inglourious Basterds style revenge flick where our protagonists set their deserving sights on Pedophile, Inc. Yes, Andrew Sullivan, the Roman Catholic Church. A church that &#8220;should know better.&#8221; Cinematic violence and gore filling the gaping maws of our disgust and thirst for justice. Cue Bill Donohue&#8217;s head for the explosion line. What a horrible [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3492</link>
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		<title>Assorted</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Billmon in very good form here. While he coins an excellent phrase for the projection related attacks designed to sow the seeds of equivalence and therefore two sides to every coin bullshit that easily dominates every thread of debate in our recent times. I had the slightest inkling that we may have been a slightly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prepared remarks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is our duty to address the state of the blog, given recent developments in health care reform, such as the fact that it&#8217;s even happening in America. Welcome to the latter half of the 20th century. The blog&#8217;s excellent benefits plan will continue unimpeded, although a slightly higher deductible will apply to the Claimed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Austiniana</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Geenie C. quote of the day: &#8220;You know if it weren&#8217;t for all the numbnuts, Cloverhill Big Texas Honeybun wouldn&#8217;t be that bad.&#8221; PP thought to himself of the day: &#8220;I bet those hipster parents try to dress their babies in skinny jeans. Heh. I&#8217;d like to see that.&#8221; Goobie Editorial Comment concerning politics of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex Chilton</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This one hurts for some reason. Rest in peace. Something about the outro of &#8220;The Letter&#8221; with the strings and the jet plane gets me every time. That and pretty much all of Big Star&#8217;s first two albums.]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Family Gay Icon Pet Contest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The show already got us started: Shel Turtlestein Fliesaminnelli Zsa Zsa Gaboa Here are my entries: Chare Barbarangutan Streisand Gerbil Garland Lance Bassett Hound Tabby Fae Bakker Kylie Minnow]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3479</link>
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		<title>Eye roll</title>
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		<title>Not Free Enough</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Any takers?]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3474</link>
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		<title>We have been lax</title>
		<description><![CDATA[as usual, regarding our sacred duties to the Exalted Commentariat. The reasons for this are manifold, mostly to do with multiple bouts of intoxication in at least three countries that we can remember. Luxembourg may have been involved, but that evening is particularly hazy in our memory. Let us begin: 1) Regarding the above, ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© [...]]]></description>
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		<title>fish vs shorebird, sort of: Use and abuse of narrative, part 4</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The sheepish look on a particular shorebird at, with this post, disturbing the tranquillity of those who thought this particular brouhaha had subsided a month ago caused one of our editors to suggest filing it under &#8220;fish vs ovine&#8221;, but said editor was, to easily imaginable effect, threatened with being locked in the room with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pitchfork Cobaggery Watch 2009 Numbers 40-21</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone is playing out the string here, but we have got to soldier on. We worry about All Music Guide getting bluish in the naughty bits keeping its powder dry Pitchfork listo here. Our previous 100-81 here. 80-61 here. 60-41 here. We&#8217;ll make number 1 when this years comes out, so it will be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our Reputation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Precedes. I can&#8217;t tell if I am infinitely sad or mildly amused that a reputation exists that the merest whiff of my nom de blog instills annoyance in even one individual. Onward!]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3458</link>
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		<title>I was thinking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[that insane Dubai over-the-top extravagance would reach its apotheosis if they somehow had finagled hosting the Winter Olympics concurrently with the Summer Olympics, also hosted by Dubai, on an Olympics Rings-shaped man-made archipelago. But went bankrupt seconds before the opening ceremony featuring the Olympic torch being lit by the reentry of a satellite made of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Talking to Me?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yo, Zardoz!]]></description>
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		<title>What Star Chamber Bullsh*t Does the CCA Have for Vancouver 2010?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No matter what the result of the curling, it seems probably to conclude that the CCA will have its sinister hand in the game. What say you?]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3451</link>
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		<title>Smalltime Hulk</title>
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		<link>http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=3448</link>
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		<title>Goobie Shore</title>
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		<title>Superbowl Counter Programming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Since we can now confidently rule out an entire half-time show of &#8220;A Quick One&#8230;&#8221; we&#8217;re going to blow CBS out of the water with our awesome counter programming. A quick peek at Superbowl 64 commercials, based on an assymptotic extrapolation of this year&#8217;s. I must assume you have noticed a growing trend. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JIMJAM</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In our last column, ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© and Gregor both ask where everyone has gone. As usual, we have no useful answers to this, so instead we turn to the Oracle itself, Jim Thome&#8217;s (possibly fake) Twitter account: DO YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW THE AWFUL TRUTH ABOUT THE INTERWEBS OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE JIM [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I think</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kathleen knows that we are somewhat of Twitter nemeses- that is I read her Twizzbits and desired to comment upon them instantly in some sort of thread where we make funny jokes and what not, but I can&#8217;t because that world is off limits to me and my mere public use of the internet. I [...]]]></description>
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