Comments on: VOTE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM! CONTEST, COBAGS!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:43:05 +0000

I don’t think the debate ever ended

By: Lynwood Weiglein

Lynwood Weiglein — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:47:58 +0000

Let the debate begin!

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:36:17 +0000

I wuz robbed.

By: CLIF! You have SLAIN us! at Three Bulls!

CLIF! You have SLAIN us! at Three Bulls! — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 23:01:34 +0000

[...] Clif, from Outside the Tent, having been traipsing around Frenchyland the last while, missed our contest, but he still gives us: [...]

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 16:02:51 +0000

hee hee

By: Yosef

Yosef — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:59:31 +0000

It’s gonna look like Malkin in here with all the trackbacks FROM OURSELVES!!!!!!!!!

Or Sadly, No!

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:44:16 +0000

I guess the sci fi is a little too subtle for everyone. Or too stupid.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:14:35 +0000

Praise! I feel all tingly now! So tingly, I did another one!

By: Church Secretary

Church Secretary — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:14:37 +0000

#2: 10 glorious points.

#12: 9 strapping points

#6: 8 honorable points

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:23:24 +0000

oh tg, now it all comes together!

I like it even more now…

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:29:56 +0000

Listen, did you hear Mr. Kane whisper something softly as the Kitty Kattwood snow globe slipped from his grasp? Was it “rosebud”? No, it sounded more like “ThreeBulls” or perhaps “cobags”. What can it all mean?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:01:18 +0000

The committee says they’ll allow it, Jeff. Thanks for voting.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:59:11 +0000

Sorry to be difficult, but I meant *7* instead of 8 in my vote. So sorry. I don’t even like 8 that much.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:07:31 +0000

It’s gonna look like Malkin in here with all the trackbacks FROM OURSELVES!!!!!!!!!

By: Jedmunds

Jedmunds — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:57:02 +0000

7: 10
5: 8
8: 7

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:27:45 +0000

8: 10

6: 9

12: 8

Oh, that’s actually my annual returns on investment for the last three fiscal years–JK, I’m an idiot.

By: Pandagonians may vote in the contest! at Three Bulls!

Pandagonians may vote in the contest! at Three Bulls! — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 23:31:35 +0000

[...] Vote here! [...]

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 18:38:06 +0000

Damn right she does. Longest undefended border, my ass. I am taking over that country tonight. Later, chumpwads.

By: fulsome

fulsome — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:33:36 +0000

Score, I love a little back office manuevering. It’s all the fault of the Canadian judge! She hates America.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:56:30 +0000

Geenie Cola is voting by secret ballot and I am quantifying scores for people that didn’t quantify. How do you like them apples, Chuckwad?

HA!

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 05:59:33 +0000

Who is announcing the winners and when? I am dying to know who won. Even though I have running totals posted. Cuz I am totally insecure.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:36:47 +0000

it’s okay, i meant to vote for seven, Get down with your bad self.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:56:09 +0000

I guess the bitch is back, damn.

By: res publica

res publica — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:23:40 +0000

I should have known that any contest you put on would be overly complicated. Maybe we can have you mail copies of each entry, etched on gold plates with lasers, to each of 68,000 judges who will judge each entry on 16 independent scales of -13 to 42 ? Then you can make a decision totally unrelated to the merits of the actual entries, and the winners get a “congrats” on my blog! It’s be SUPERFUN!!

Why can’t the value be less than 5? This is base-10 numbers, right?

I think I would give #7 a 10 out of 10. #3 gets a 8.75 out of 10. Or does it have to be a whole number?

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:23:16 +0000

Please note that while I may be shamelessly cobaggy in my attempts to drum up more votes for my entries, I did not vote for myself.

I mean, I may be a total cobag, but I am in no way a loafmuffin comuncher.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:16:17 +0000

Number 3 will be resized so the legend will show, have no worries

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:10:02 +0000

I finally saw #3 up on the site and I wish I had known earlier that it is too big to read the funny stuff on the bottom. Curse my robot body!

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:05:30 +0000

10 points being the highest

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:05:00 +0000

Dear Res, you can vote for up to Three, giving any value of points between 5 and 10, with no values being equal. THANKS.

By: res publica

res publica — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:41:45 +0000

I vote for number 7, although 3 is pretty excellent too.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:40:38 +0000

I am so hosed.

By: Mrs Tilton

Mrs Tilton — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:06:08 +0000

It’s gotta be No. 3, ‘Three Boobs’. Not only am I a sucker for genetic mutant eyeballs, the piccie reminds me of those beautiful ads in the front of most issues of Nature for those microphotographic filters or whatever they were. I almost never knew what the pictures were supposed to be (usually glowing Frankenstein genes or cancerous testicle cells etc.), but always thought the images stunning.

Otherwise Noonan, St Ronnie and the Angelic Dolphin.

By: Canuck

Canuck — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:51:47 +0000

Pinko, while I am bias towards Chuckles, I still like the numbers I have chosen. I would not have voted just for Chuckles if I did not think he did a good job -hence the reason I only voted for two of them (sorry Chuckles). Anyway, I hope my vote can still stand.

Canuck

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:19:12 +0000

Let’s just say the prize pack is gonna be tailored to my current levels of esteem for the winner.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:09:49 +0000

Are these prizes all edible? If they are tshirts or something, I’ll do my best. I have eaten quarters before.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:09:16 +0000

Damn, fulsome,
those are Flintstone VITAMINS, not SUPPOSITORIES, so take it out. I think we have our ruling, thank you. Canuck’s vote will stand as a testament to cobaggery. THat being said, if Chuckles wins, he has to EAT everything in the prize pack.

By: fulsome

fulsome — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:05:29 +0000

Does it get any more stereotypically lame than begging for votes on an Internet contest that no one cares about? NO. So I think I’m going to have to rule it stands as the most appropriate monument to this contest yet.

WRN has guaranteed rights to win all 3B! contests until 2009 when bidding recommences, so who cares, anyway?

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:39:37 +0000

Damn you, mdhatter! You have bumped mine up from last place with your 10 pts to No. 8 … I was so looking forward to a deep depression setting in over uncontrovertable evidence that I am teh suck.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:29:56 +0000

Hey everyone, can we get a ruling on this? Chuckles has attempted to sway the voting? Can we still count Canuck's vote?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:28:26 +0000

Hi Canuck,

Your kind vote has been lost, and cannot be counted. I hold no enmity towards you. Chuckles has cast doubt upon your motives. Three Bulls! runs on the honor system, not the dishonor system. Or should I say honour/dishonour?

By: Canuck

Canuck — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:05:28 +0000

#10 -10 points
#13 – 9 points
#11 – 8 points

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:53:20 +0000

OH Seitz, someone in the scoring office requested you quantitate your score just as AG did.

By: Seitz

Seitz — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:49:23 +0000

1) Three little cobags

2) Bonobo Knife fight

3) Come in Captain Cobag

By: UPDATE!!!!!!!!! at Three Bulls!

UPDATE!!!!!!!!! at Three Bulls! — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:22:35 +0000

[...] Kids if you;re gonna click through from the Poor Man, at least vote in our contest and/or play “Cheney is so evil” here or “Ann Althouse is so non-partisan” here. Have a nice night! We didn’t mean for you to come here and have nothing for your efforts, but since you have come, stop in an have some cocoa, maybe the Pony delivery man will come. Yay! We love ponies! [...]

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:16:36 +0000

Kids, I like them all seriously. I am flattered and honored to be such a cobag in your esteem that you would fire up the ol’ box of leaves to enter our contest.

My voteskies:

7= TEN POINTS Baby Si-Si is da BOMB
4= 9.99 Points- the most subtle and mysterious. A tour de force of design
13= 8 points psychedelic and awesome. I still want to know what it is from. Something was telling me the dream sequence from “Spellbound”

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:07:11 +0000

#13 – 10 points
#2 – 9 points
#1 – 6 points

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:19:33 +0000

Hey, tg- are those pics from Spellbound?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:18:57 +0000

Hey man, thanks for the voting, tho- still waiting for Insty, Gavin, Pammie, etc. to vote.

By: almostinfamous

almostinfamous — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:12:39 +0000

am i to be
#11 perfect ten1!1!! scifi is hottt

#10 10 points are just for bonobos. but knives loses a point. (9 points)

#13 way to be late and still enter, tigrismus (8 points)

and sorry for not entering, but im not depresssed enough to make something as comunchingly delicious as youse guys already had

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:48:54 +0000

The Sidney Greenstreet (on the right) is from Maltese Falcon, the Peter Lorre on the left is I think from “The Secret Agent”- that’s my fave-