What would be the most desperate post possible? Should we trash the commenters at FDL? No, too honest. Should we talk about the exposure to stupid rays we got when someone shined some Ann Emu on us all over up and around everything in extreme anger (AEOUAOUAAEIEA)?
No will just engender a bloggo debate to end all debates. The master of debates (everything in this post is a new low- the nadir of blogs).
Which is the real and which is the imposter? And, BTW, these tunes are going to be in your head all day.
I know. I deserve to wake up covered in drippy sink lettuce. I should be killed. I’m also outraged at the silence that is deafening in response to my own sick threats about myself. In fact, I denounce myself for even posting this.
The cherry on top would of course be Josh Trevino commenting on this post and calling us cobags.
Pinko is so low that, if you were at the center of the Earth, you’d still have to look down to see him.
I had not seen that before. Now I understand. Pinko is so low, he will soon start drawing other particles into an exponentially growing gravitational sinkhole.
Ok, AG is going to step out of AGness (perhaps AG is really fake AG — see RoD Red Alert to understand)here for a moment…
Dr. Punko, I have sat quietly by as you complained about Ann. I can do this no longer. I personally agree with what she says on her blog about 95% of the time. I find it concerning that you go off about her with contempt. As though she made a point that you do not wish to accept. That you believe is flawed and yet she laughs at you for the little man that you are. You are disgusted by this and it is beginning to show. This bothers you and so begins the name calling. I guess this is all in the same manner that UC tried to tell me Plover is a man because he/she/it/bird is too esoteric to be anything but. (Yeah UC, I have exposed your sexism and misogynistic ways here too!)
So, you don’t believe me. AG is just being a jerk. What about what Annieangel recently said about you on her blog? It was not kind with the Harvard slurs in the comments section. I didn’t see you go after her with the same style you go after Ann B. Nope, your are too busy keeping up the male curve on the blogosphere, even while Amanda-the-mighty-panda is getting press in blog books on the shelves at a feminist independant seller or Barnes and Noble near you. You just become a dust ball on the bookshelves of the ‘net.
Then you post a Charles in Charge episode which is the epitome of sexism in the 1980s. What, because he’s a man who is a “nanny”? Yeah, isn’t it great? What, Ann and AG are wrong all of the sudden? Hardly a point is made when Scott B. is always out looking for women on the show and using those innocent children to bait for him. Are you going to tell me Buddy is the consolation sexism prize then? Not even when the smart daughter is constantly slammed for being intelligent by the “babe” daughter. It’s just another example of how a man does “women’s work” and society rewards it with glamour and pay. When a women does it, she’s a tramp and just waiting to get her “M-R-S degree”.
Pinko, you and your sexist ways are beginning to show. Do we need to go to In and Out Burger and discuss this over mediocre food? Don’t hate on AG for being the messenger. It needed to be said and now AG will go back to being the real fake AG, as per Bossy’s latest comment thread. (Again, see RoD post to understand).
With that — Chuckie, you can suck it!
plover is a she/he/it/bird.
Second, we were talking about Ann Emu, not Ann Emu. There are multiple Ann Emus.
The one who is a hoary albino guitar legend.
You feel for the trap, AG. The second C’inC’ is the imposter. The first C’inC’ is the legitimate show. You can’t just replace the entire family like nothing happened. We do not support the second show. It is the “Mirror Mirror” of Charles in Charge. I’m surprised Nicole Eggert wasn’t sporting a goatee.
I didn’t feel for any trap. I also did not fall for any trap. At the end of the day, that show was offensive and and you and it disgust me with sexism. Disgust AG! As for your contempt of Ann B., ya gotta move on. Althouse and your other girlfriends are also a sore point.
As for Plover, what is the big deal? Can’t we all just get along and provide a gender, P-love?
Who is sexist now?
AG is by hounding plover.
Also, who runs this show. Not me, and certainly not you.
What the fudge did I do to get dragged into that fullisade?
That show looks like it sucked.
Isn’t it fusillade?
AG is not being sexist Pinko. AG would like to give p-love the respect he/she/it/bird deserves. If asking for one’s gender is sexist, than you better contact a bunch of US Federal offices and get back to me because you’ll be pretty busy. Then you can call all the maternity wards around the globe and tell them to stop writing down gender as well.
And doll, the last time I checked AG ran the show both here and at RoD. Boys from the bulls gone wild parties, back up AG here… We all know who you come to for the blog love and it ain’t Pinko Punkass and his let’s ban AG BS!
Chuck-love, you only got dragged in because AG was going back to fake, real AG. Again, see RoD post to understand.
In order to return balance, peace, mutemual respect, and happiness to this web site, I present you with an example of true respect and adoration, yet still lower than anything Charles in Charge as to offer. Behold the lowness ye mighty and despair. Watch for the appearance of Travolta. No not that one.
i was just going to say that, fish!
scott baio, where are you??
1) If I’ve ever heard of Charles in Charge before, my brain apparently did not see fit to expend a neuron remembering it. (And the neurons that were sent to the front when I was watching those intros are not, at this point, what you would call happy.)
2) If AG wants to bring up Pinko on serious charges, she might at least do it in a thread where people weren’t engaged in a round of frivolous Pinko bashing.
3) Mixing the sensibilities of academic feminists and Sadly, No! commenters without proper precautions apparently causes an explosive chain reaction of misreadings. Unfortunately, Sadly, No! seems to have inadequate safety procedures for the materials they work with.
4) I sentence UC to read Teresa Nielsen Hayden and her commenters at Making Light, plus novels by A. S. Byatt and Mary Gentle. Oh, I am so cruel.
5) AG, is my reticence not sign enough that the respect I would wish for is to not be required to answer?
Uncanny is odd. He lacks the majority of physical senses: touch, taste, vision, hearing, sight, sound detection, odor perception, and smell. He is not defective in adjectival description of things he cannot sense. I fear he has been scarred by formaldehyde and by too much exposure to Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan. The Dido didn’t help either.
He’s still cuddly, and he’s a good source of bottle cap disposal.
p-love/r, what about Small Wonder? Did your television not know syndication? Did you not have Mama’s Family?
Certainly, while you missed Chazmo in Charge the preposterous second syndicated series, you must have known the original Chazmo in Charge, the original series! Scott Baio!
None of my neurons are happy listening to that music either. Although, they have wired themselves in trauma mode, meaning I will never forget that tune until the day I die. CURSES.
Thanks alot, AG. You got me in trouble with the plover and now I have to be all enlightened and made open minded and everything. Do you know how hard this is to do without a single sensory placode? I just hope plover doesn’t migrate away from the shores of our fine ecoblogosystem.
In retrospect, I have maintained a scrupulous ignorance of all things Scott Baio for pretty much my whole life. It’s not a policy. I haven’t put any effort into it. But I do seem have done it rather thoroughly.
Small Wonder looks like something that should have been strictly quarantined in the 80′s with only small samples made available to any other decade – and then only in high level containment facilities. But nooooo, now it’s loose on the internetovision where it can corrode the tubes and get small sticky palm prints all over Ted Stevens’ emails.
Saturday nights, 6 pm MST, p-love!
There was nothing else on. A time slot yearning for Solid Gold, or mourning the loss of Hee Haw. Tainted by Small Wonder.
I deserve to wake up covered in drippy sink lettuce
As indeed you have been! hehe.
I haven’t even gone to bed yet! And I’m already wetting myself!
UC, you got yourself in trouble. AG was just the reporter. You are also eating it from the e-mail I sent this AM. AG with her spyware on got down and dirty and low and you are eating it! I will have your apology over pastrami on rye with a side of Dr. Brown’s at Barney Greengrass’s tomorrow.
p.s. No Jessica love for you this weekend. Not even if you try to bake a nice gefilte vomit fish cake will it happen. Bad Schmoopies, no bagel.
P-love, AG respects the gender neutrality. You will forever be “birdperson” until you say otherwise. Keep coming back for more.
Pinko: suck it! AG still rules supreme.
Gregor: Get over the loss to Italy and come back and play with the kids at RoD. We’re bored and miss your G-sam love.
we in india watched small wonder(in the mid-to-late 90s) after being told it was the epitome of american television. unfortunately, i think i am a little bit stupider for having watched that damned show. well a lot stupider actually.
another reason for me to hate rupert murdoch
Pinko, I am going to ignore the stuff in between as it in no way pertains to me. I believe the word you are looking for is fuselage.
As in, “Check out that chick’s fuselage. I would like to get a good look at her retro thrusters.”
As usual, it’s Chuckles in charge of our days and our nights.
Chuckles Howard, that is it! AG is going to call your mother and have a talk with her about what she’s raised. Then AG is going to call up her power puff girls and kick you square in the crotch until you bleed. And remember, unlike some of the others, AG knows your mother (and has seen Father and the dando baby, etc., etc.)
Indeed, UC, when have I not been in charge of everything?
There seems to be some form of static interfering with the transmissions on this page. I believe alpha/gamma rays are causing the disturbance.
It is possible that Pinko Punko was referring to fusilli. I believe that his intent may have had something to do with those who worship the various versions of the Pasta Deity. I am not overly fond of this pantheon, being a worshipper of various and sundry animated overlords, eg The Lords of Thundera and The Tyrants of Cybertron.
1) AG respects the gender neutrality Thanks.
2) Uncanny is odd. He lacks the majority of physical senses… etc.
So, you’re saying UC is a tunicate? A tunicate siphoning the Sea of Pork?
3) He is not defective in adjectival description of things he cannot sense.
Um, that is some kind of portmanteau sentence, right?
(Of the other possible readings I’ve come up with, the first requires a self-contradictory definition of “sense”, while the second amounts to an elaborate description of the empty set that makes no sense in context.)
4) now I have to be all enlightened
Soon, UC will have the light of nirvana shining out of his navel. This will save on the electric bill but keep AG up at night.
5) Both AG and Chuckles can’t both be in charge of everything. It’s too much like one of those paradoxes they use on Star Trek to get the computer to blow a vacuum tube and stop acting like Dick Cheney for long enough for them to push it overboard tied to an anchor. Would AG involve herself with something like that? I don’t think so! And Chuckles is apparently too busy watching Thunderbot Transoformocats and contemplating his noodly appendage.
6) We’ve sent Small Wonder to be watched in other countries? No wonder the world hates us!
A message from plover to the people of India: