Nobody

Not even the Poor Man just posting a million You Tube videos can half ass a post more than this bloggo. We were going to discuss triscuit hiccups. And now we’re not even going to do that! I do hate the moisture sapping dry mouth that is a symptom of various shredded wheat products and the inevitable cartoonish hiccups that subsequently arrive, but I feel perhaps it cannot be developed into a full post.

17 Responses to “Nobody”


  1. 1 Gregor Samsa

    You’re such a tease! I have never ever had triscuit hiccups and I’ve eaten thousand of triscuits in my day. Could they be a result of the ten liters of soda that you gulp down to quench your post-triscuit thirst?

  2. 2 Brando

    New tagline:

    “Three Bulls: No one half-asses harder!”

  3. 3 Gregor Samsa

    Nice Brando!

    Oh and I wish that I could insert YouTube videos in 3B!

  4. 4 The Uncanny Canadian

    Brando, your tagline reminds me of the South Park episode where the kids are all trying to lose at little league baseball because they hate playing, and the South Park kids encounter a team that is so good at losing because apparently they’ve been practicing at it.

    Three Bulls: We practice at half-assing more than any other blog

    Gregor, you totally can embed YouTube videos here. The fun part is when you break the blog and everyone comes out of the woodwork to make fun of your ineptitude.

  5. 5 Gregor Samsa

    No Pinko Punko won’t let me embed YouTube videos or page breaks! He’s so mean!

    It’s a weird situation – PP has even embeded videos/page breaks in my posts. If I open up the post and do nothing more than save/publish the post the videos and page breaks disappear. POOF. It’s so weird. We’ve tried virtual editor on/off and both firefox and ie. No difference. Perhaps AIF could help me out. I hear that he’s a ‘puter nerd.

    And if I had the skills to break this blog you know it would be broken!

  6. 6 The Uncanny Canadian

    Gregor, you should totally send me your YouTube videos for embedding. You could have your videos embedded and break the blog all in one foul swoop. Or do I mean one fowl swoop?

  7. 7 Gregor Samsa

    Here UC this one is for you. PP says that you love M Ward….

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ToEPFDIzhNA&mode=related&search

  8. 8 The Uncanny Canadian

    That’s awesome, GS. I do really like M. Ward, and this is the first I’ve heard from the new CD. Pitchforkemuedia really liked the new CD as well, and we know how much their opinion counts around here. The animation is great.

  9. 9 Gregor Samsa

    Yeah, it’s a catchy tune and the animation is cool! I bought the album. I’m on listen five or six and it’s pretty darn good!

  10. 10 Brando

    UC, that was a pretty funny episode of South Park. Brought back some LL memories for me (though I usually liked playing).

  11. 11 almostinfamous

    Dear Gregor S

    please note this old post from ye olde blogge. scroll to the end to figure out how to make youtube come alive!

  12. 12 almostinfamous

    if by virtual editor you mean rich text editor, then i don’t know…

    maybe it doesn’t like teh frenchasaurs`

  13. 13 Gregor Samsa

    I meant RTE not virtual editor…I wish that I had a virtual editor though maybe they would have caught that mistake.

    Anyway I have RTE off in my profile. But supposedly it needs to be turned off somewhere else …in an administrative section or something. The problem is I don’t know how to get to that administrative section. Or more likely I just don’t have access.

  14. 14 Triscuit Fan

    so glad I foudn this blog!!! I was googling triscuits + youtube and you have jsut what I was looking for. i have bookmarked it for future referrence

  15. 15 Pinko Punko

    Thank God wheat thin fart lover didn’t find us.

  16. 16 wheat thin fart

    so glad I found this blog, i was googling wheat thins, emus and pr0n and I came upon this blog. i have book marked for future coming.

  17. 17 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

    0ne for the fishies

    Zombie day is over, after all.
    ~

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