Somebody Ate Their Wheaties

Emu down, emu down!

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I AM DYING HERE!

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I AM CONTINUING TO DIE HERE!

40 Responses to “Somebody Ate Their Wheaties”


  1. 1 Gregor Samsa

    Linky? Which thread?

  2. 2 fulsome

    But you didn’t include my favorite line of all time. Where is the love?

  3. 3 fulsome

    Oh, and for others to judge the thread and my favorite comment, go here and the line i so dearly love is this:

    Your reasoning is impeccable, but, in such a pure form, it is sometimes unavailable to others for understanding.

    Is that not the essence of pretentiousness?

  4. 4 Res Publica

    OMG how much of a gasbag do you have to be to actually type the words “gross breach of blogger ethiccs”, that is some funny shit.

  5. 5 Adorable Girlfriend

    Res, no swearing!

  6. 6 Pinko Punko

    Dear Ann,

    Described what kind of ethics have been breached when you write an New York Times Op-Ed on a Supreme Court case without knowing any of the actual legal details?

  7. 7 mdhåtter

    are you sure that isn’t a tongue in her cheek?

  8. 8 Pinko Punko

    I’m in ur cheek tonguin’ ur face

  9. 9 mdhåtter

    I’m in yr smurf, smurfin yr smurf

  10. 10 mt

    Ann should file a class action lawsuit against the blogosphere for not being acknowledged.

  11. 11 fulsome

    I think Mr. Sullivan should be ashamed for even mentioning her. Doesn’t he know that she doesn’t like attention from partisan sources!

  12. 12 TPS Report

    I agree, she clearly avoids folks with agenda’s.

  13. 13 mdhåtter

    okay, no more puppetry from me. I cannot be trusted. Darned cookes.

  14. 14 Res Publica

    Hey, how come you never do Delicious Or Disgusting anymore?

  15. 15 Pinko Punko

    You know, I want to, but my bloggy helpers drop the ballzors. UC hates us, and just does worky instead.

  16. 16 Adorable Girlfriend

    He doesn’t hate 3B! He was out of town this weekend. Even AG got dumped this weekend for something he needed to do. Geesh. He has lots of yummy food he could discuss from Thanksgiving like his apple pie and macaroni and cheese. He also has North Shore foods he could discuss. Give the boy a minute, will ya? He’ll get to it.

    Furthermore, he’s been really busy. His girlfriend made him mushroom gorgonzola polenta. He could blog about that! We got Chanukkah food coming up too. Of key real importance — he should be discussing his birthday lunch at Union Square Cafe or the fact he told AG he was FULL after dinner at Grill 23. Seriously, he was too full for dessert.

    P-unit, he’ll have plenty of wine and food blogging for New Year’s Eve and if you kids are good, maybe we can blog about dinner at Joe’s Stone Crab in December. At the very least, we’re working on getting him to Gray’s Papaya, Moishe’s Bakery and Pastrami Queen in New York. He could have done something from Barney Greengrasses or how NOT impressed he was with Nathan’s on Coney Island for his birthday.

    Schmoopies, I’ve given you some ideas. Just write a post when you can before Pinko starts asking AG to blog over here.

    And can someone besides AG have a dream cameo this week. AG had one but it’s too personal to share.

  17. 17 Pinko Punko

    Pastrami Queen was disappointing.

    Also, CDC Inc. is issuing a subpoena for that dream. Change some names.

  18. 18 The Uncanny Canadian

    I’ve decided what the next delicious or disgusting will be: 2nd-tier Philly cheesesteak. Stay tuned for more details.

    PP, I’m sorry for the blog neglect. I love 3B. Honest. i’ll do less work. Whatever it takes ….

  19. 19 blue girl

    Don’t mind me. I’m just lurking.

  20. 20 Adorable Girlfriend

    Schmoo, second tier cheesesteaks are Steak Um’s on Kaiser rolls with ketchup. Spare us the details! We don’t want some ghett-ey Halzeton, PA trashy story.

    CDC may not have the dream. It’s rather disturbing and AG is still a bit upset about and hasn’t even told UC yet.

    Blue Girl, you have any dreams lately? Come on, Cooper Anderon in a speedo or Rummy playing drinking games with Mr. Tee? Gregor. Gregor and his lovely girlfriend, who frankly should become his wife since she moved to NZ with him, must have some dream about Baywatch or something.

  21. 21 Res Publica

    Hey, Steak-ums on kaiser rolls is what Chuckles cook for me on our first date! They look better in candlelight.

  22. 22 Adorable Girlfriend

    Gross, Res! When AG says gross she is talking about the fact that you went on a date with Chuckwagon. Seriously, you have heard that little sexist pervert’s mouth, haven’t you?!!

  23. 23 Pinko Punko

    Res has just the right table setting for those.

  24. 24 Adorable Girlfriend

    Pinko, let the white plates go, will ya?

  25. 25 Res Publica

    Don’t worry, AG, he’s respectful and submissive in bed. As re: my plates, EAT IT!!!22!!@@!!!1!!!

    Hater.

  26. 26 Adorable Girlfriend

    AG’s head explodes with RP’s comments. KABOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

    AG so wishes she NEVER promised a few months ago to stop painting Pinko in a bottom feeder light again. It’s killing AG. Killing AG!!

  27. 27 Pinko Punko

    Respectful how? Because I didn’t explicitly state your man staff was more like a gummi worm?

    Oh shit! New T-shirt idea for you to steal!!

    “Republic of Dogs: For Your Man Staffing Needs”

  28. 28 Adorable Girlfriend

    Pinko: Sh*t is not permitted on this blog.

    You are banned for one week.

  29. 29 fulsome

    Finally! ‘Bout time someone stood up to the man

  30. 30 Pinko Punko

    Or as Res would say: It’s about time the man staff stood up.

  31. 31 Res Publica

    Perhaps my comment was not sufficiently clear. The “he” in “he’s submissive and respectful in bed” is Chuckles, not Pinko, who knows nothing of my substantial wangitude. I don’t sleep with plate-racists.

  32. 32 Pinko Punko

    If by sleep you mean “spooning ur trash plates” the answer is no. Or as teh l4m3 would say “the answer is now.”

  33. 33 Res Publica

    My trash plates. That’s nice, Pinko. Sounds like someone has learned nothing from the past few days. Maybe you should go blog at FDL, hater!

  34. 34 Pinko Punko

    I did not specify a color or a sexual preference- they are just a little too church picnic for my taste! I think tater tots, which I LOVE, would taste great on those plates. As would toaster over chicken nuggets, which I also LOVE>

  35. 35 Res Publica

    Oh god, I hate you so bad. FATWAH!!!!!!

  36. 36 Pinko Punko

    I am on FIYA today!

  37. 37 Thers

    Pinko, a joke you suggested months ago has surfaced on Altmouse. Just, uh, saying.

  38. 38 Pinko Punko

    My hands and bloody stumps I am clicking so fast to read such a thing

  39. 39 belledame222

    BREACH OF BLOGGER ETHICS!!!

    that is AWESOME.

    -gross,- yet. ew. i just stepped in yer breach. grody. yer so uncouth.

  40. 40 Res Publica

    -gross,- yet. ew. i just stepped in yer breach.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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