We find that redefining unpleasant things makes them better, or such is our governating policy. Let’s try this at home.
Ho Ho Chi Minh?
Mallomar Qaddafi?
Ding Jong Il?
Baby Ruth Duvalier?
Benito Mussolinifinger?
Words of Wisdom
I thought you shot lazers at crystals???
This, like so much else, makes no sense.
This, like so much else, makes no sense.
Show ur luv
May 15, 2009
May 15, 2009
Hiroheetos?
Benito chocoloate Mousseolini?
Francisco footlong Frank-o’s?
Adolf Chitlerins?
Chowmeinescu?
Ceaucheesecu?
Neapolean gelata?
Ceaucheesecu?
LOL
You are all just children playing with baubles, though. When plover comes, s/he will show you the way of the master.
Res rover Res rover, Send plover on over
plover is too busy rewriting Wikipedia from scratch.
She/he/it/bird doesn’t rewrite from scratch. She (AG is writing quick here folks, forgive.) marks it up in red with fully referenced comments and sends it back to the authors. Then she moves forward with her own wiki collection. Next, she will be re-writing the dictionary and all of Zagat’s travel books.
It’s the holidays. Do we need to discuss folks like the Hilter and Pol Pot. Can’t we all just be Merry, Joy or Donald?
Stal ‘n Low?
Not really a junk food – but a low cal alternative!
Pol Hot Pot.
Pol Hot Pockets.
Augusto Pinacoladachet
Pinko, you’re acting like a pickled cucumber.
Do we need to discuss folks like the Hilter and Pol Pot. Can’t we all just be Merry, Joy or Donald?
For the Hope Chest crew and anyone else that might enjoy late evening/early morning pastries:
Pol Pot
Pol Pot Brownies.
Donald Rum Cake
Julius Caesar Salad
(ok that was lame)
Twinkie Amin
Bragg’s Idi Amino Acids?
This contest is hard. And there are no prizes.
You’re all got to rot in your goy hell for this one.
Pol potstickers
Frito-el Castro?
*ducks rotten tomato barrage*
I AM FRITO-EL, SON OF JOR-EL! I WILL NOT KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
can I rot in gay hell instead?
hey did you guys know about this: http://www.smm.org/sln/tf/c/crosssection/namethatbar.html
seems like something up your alley.
Joseph Stal-mond Joy
We’re just redefining history. We want jobs at NRO.
Slobodon Caramellosivic.
Oh Henry! VIII
Senior General (less) Than Shweet Tarts
Less snack related:
Robert Mugugabepan
Sani Habachi
Mao Ze Pan
“You’re all going to rot in goy hell” is the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
I love what you can do with caramel …
Caramel Abdel Nasser?
Caramel Noriega?
Ayatollah Ali Caramelenei?
Hosni Mubar None
Mao Tse Ding Dong
Caramel really is the most malleable.
Maozepan is awesome.
Otto von Bismarck Donut
Napoleon already is a pastry.
Oh Kathleen, you are KILLING me.
Attilla the Skor Bar.
Take Five-Del Castro
Pol Pot Stickers
oh, sorry, Gregor had that one.
how ’bout
Augusto Pinot Noir?
BUSTED, MD, BUSTED!
Condi Rice Pudding
Vladimir Pudding
Emperor HiroCheeto
OK, I see that HiroCheeto was taken by Mdhatter, so replace it with
Manuel Noriegga Nog
Ho Chi Mints
Slobo Dan’s Sloppy Joes
And
Donald Rumballs.
How about making snack cakes out of the world’s ten worst dictators
http://www.parade.com/articles/editions/2006/edition_01-22-2006/Dictators
Looks like we might have to resort to obscure foreign food names though.
M&Ms (Plain or Pinochet)
…Somozas?
PoTito Chips
Alfredo Apple Struedellsner
Mobuto Brickle
Jodls
“Napoleons”
…Josef Broz Cheeto?
Francofurters, by Franchise Co.
Alberto Fujis’mores
Orange Julius Caeser (a freebie)
Augusto Pinosherbet?
Mobutu Candycane Seko?
Mao Ze Pan is brilliannt!
Teodoro Obiangoobers?
Oh Henry VIII!
Vlad Tapas
Napoleon (heh)
Roboort Mugabeer
Genghis Khandy
In some places we’d be tortured and executed for this. The Internet is a great country.
Polonium Nips
World Baking War III
A dime bag of high grade Bush
Kruschev walnuts
Take 9-11
(okay, that one’s a bit much)
Oliver Crumbwell
grasping at straws here!
George Lincoln Snackwell
Sun Myung Moonpie
These dictatorsnacks are making me hungry. I’m off to do some research in the “Ghengis Khandy” (TM-Fish) aisle.
Dictater-tots!
Wow. Just wow. How did we miss Moonpie? I guess he’s like a dictator of the soul.
You kids have really brought a tear to my eye. Bravo and a and um.
Oliver Crombcake? Oliver Snackwell?
Laurent Gbagboreo?
Hosni Mubarcake?
Maybe
Leggo my Manuel Norieggo?
Il Duce de Leche!!!!
A few seed names for your punning pleasure…
Than Shwe (Myanmar)
Pieter Williem Botha (South Africa)
Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe)
Eva Peron
Juan Peron
Alberto Fujimori (Peru)
Muammar Gaddafi (come on all you taffy fans!)
Kenneth Kaunda (Zambia)
Józef Piłsudski (Poland)
Georgios Papadumoulos
AyatollaHouse Cookies
Josef Stalinzertorte
Vladimir Lenin Meringue Pie
Idi Amint Julep
Tutsi Pops
Gavin, Tutsi is not a snacktator. But Tootsie Papa Doc Duvalier is.
Gregor, Fujimori and Qaddafi are already above you (big laffs!) (mallomar qaddafi!) Fujimori will make you wet yourself, so I won’t tell you.
Lesley gets the amazing prize for the last hour because I have been KILLING myself for an Idi Amin. Also Clif with two classics.
How did he miss Leon TrotSky Bar?
Yuri Andropops
Erich “Bit O’” Hoenecker?
And for our Canadian friends, Vladimir Poutine!!!!!1!!!
Reese’s Pieter Botha Cups
Oh cookie jesus I am dying here.
Reese’s Pieter Botha Cups
Oh my God.
I was thinking, wow, they are getting scarce, better hit up Wikipedia, and then they are right there smacking you in the face. I was thinking about Reese’s all day, NOTHING.
Francisco Franco-American
Juan Bautista Antonio María del Corral y Alonso Carrimatzoh Balls
Omar Tostitos
Hassan II Layer Dip
Mohamed Siad Bar-Menu
Idriss Little Déby Snack Cakes
Juan María Frankenberry
General Than ShweetTarts
Oliver Snackwell’s
Igor Smirnoff & Schweppes
Reese’s Pieter Botha Cups is genius.
Some other names?
U Nu
Ferdinand or Imelda Marcos
Twix
Kit Kat
Skor (!)
Nice ones Auguste, but there are some that I don’t get. These are very obscure snacktators.
Jelly Bellyonid Brezhnev
Dang you kids are funny!! Fuji’smores!! and Pieter Botha cups….you’re killing me dead!
Muammar laffy Gaddafi
Neco wafers, runts (a PP favorite 10^23 bonus points for the bannana runt pun), milk duds, malteasers, almond joy, Mr goodbar, zingers, zotz, caramello, whoppers, boston baked beans (10^11 bonus points), starburst, nutrageous, gobstoppers, goobers, pixie sticks, tootsie roll, whatchamacalit, milk duds, bit-o-honey, mentos, fift avenue, twizzlers, pixie stick…
Kim Jong Yule Log
Continuing with the Christmas theme, though this one’s easy peasy thanks to Fish:
Ghengis Khandy Cane
Pretzels Musharraf (Pakistan…comes in salted and lightly salted)
The newest baby dictator on the block: Frank Bainimarama (Fiji). Just happened today!
Jiffy Poppa Doc Corn
Easy!
Frank ‘n Beansimarama
General Conversation Suhuartos
All-day Sukharnos
Not a dictator but I can’t resist implicating him as one:
Bradrocket Pops
Mobutu Sese Senbei
Pol Pocky
Joseph Laurent Kabilaki Peanuts
Patrice Lumumdrops
Fracisco-co Puffs Franco, Francisco Franco-co Puffs, or Francisco-co Puffs Franco-co Puffs
Papas Fritas Doc Duvalier
Baby Doc Ribs Duvalier
Alfredo Beef Stroessneroff
Wonton Vicente Gómez
Simón Meringue Pie Bolívar
Military Juntamales
Gerneral Suhweetaarto?
Pink ‘Cotton Candy’ Punko?
Hostess Pinko Punko Snowballs!
What – no Take5 reference?
António de Oliveira Salad Czar
Daniel Ortega Tacos
Wikipedia says – “The most common explanation of the name ‘Napoleon’ is that it is from napolitain, the French adjective for the Italian town of Naples, but altered by association with the name of Emperor Napoleon I of France. There is no evidence to connect the pastry to the emperor himself.”
therefore:
Napoleon Bon Bonaparte
IF I read that correctly above, mdhatter got sweet tarts into Suharto. OH MY GOD
Beef Stroessenoff- HAHAHAHAHHAH
100, baby.
and for the “Mouth of Sauron” – Tony Snowflakes
Pop Pa Doc Tarts
Tony Pink Snowball
Ghengis Khandy Floss
Chiang Kai Sherbert
General Thangerine Shweppes
Oh Lesley, I think it is Chiang Kai Chex Mix.
Wish I’d thought of that.
I have the “Trix are for Kids” rabbit in my head.
Never thought I’d say this, but the list of commonly known dictators is too short.
We need more dictators.
Man I go away for one evening and this thread explodes!
We need more snacktators!
Aren’t Musharrafs those little candies that come out of a Pervez dispenser?
Research tool in da hou’
SteveT. gets some points for the push.
Roboston Baked Mugabeans?
Thanks Gavin! The Chicken Dinner Jr candy bar!???? Now that does sound delish!
Idi Almin Joy Dada
Tony Sno-caps
Robert Mugoobers
GC loves snow caps.
Gerardo Cherry Machado
Anastacio Mimoza and his sons Luis Mimoza and Tachito Mimoza
Juan Domingo Pork Scone and his wife Velveeta
Immilkduds Marcos
George W. Bush Jr. Mints.
Are we getting desperate now? Or were we desperate from the beginning. I vote the latter, but in the most romantic and doomed way possible.
DOOMED!
Immelteda Marshmallowcos.
“Reese’s Pieter Botha Cups”
I believe the peanut butter and chocolate are kept separate in those.
Not a dictator, but I thought of Sarah Lee Harvey Oswald.
George Orange Sherbet Walker Bush
“I believe the peanut butter and chocolate are kept separate in those.” Hee hee, indeed they are!
If doomed we can always move onto diseases (Eva Peritonitis) or gangster names.
Imelda Marshmallows is pretty damned good.
Pork Scone is definitely dictator food.
If doomed we could always move onto diseases (Eva Peritonitis) or gangster names.
Imelda Marshmallows is pretty damned good.
Pork Scone is definitely dictator food.
Not all autocrats were consistently awful.
Sometimes you feel like Canute, sometimes you don’t.
Idi Amin Joy’s got Canutes, Moundseveni don’t?
Good and pLenins
3 Benito Musokateers
Charleston Taylor Chews
TeoRolo Nguema
Saparmurad Niyazots
I was so looking for the in on Taylor.
Omars Bar Bongoober
General Tim Than Shwe
Dictators also use varying forms of torture.
Some will even melt your mouth, not your hands.
Ben Ali & Jerry‘s
(Useful reference)
Some of them force you to eat the red ones last.
Awesome, Fish. I once cloned something into pLenin, but I could never liberate the insert.
Actually, UC, wasn’t it that all your inserts were the same?
I love how plover is taking it up a notch and doing catchphrases. Also, I don’t even get some of them but I am on the floor over Charleston Taylor Chew.
Ben Ali & Jerry’s flavors include:
Cherry García Meza
Inchon Super Fudge Chun
Big Leage Chew Doo-hwan
Toblerone Milosevic
Chuck E. Cheese Taylor’s Pizza Time Theater of Torture
perhaps, to soften it up a bit, make Taylor more palatable, you could say tourtiere?
Mobutu Sese Neko Wafers.
OH MY FRACKIN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!
CUE ROCKY MUSIC!
KATHLEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome.
Enver Ho-Hoxha
Muammar al-Suzy Q’addafi
Fidel Castroganoff
Ayatollah Ali Khamini muffin
Aieeeeee!
I have been workin on those damn Necco wafers for days.
Oh oh oh, I so so so so bad wanted Suzy Q but I didn’t even try. I gave up. Oh lordy. Oh jesus.
Laurunts Kabila
Mr. Mikhail Goodbarachev
Somebody get a hose, K is on Fi-ya!
I AM SLAIN
TWICE!
Well, this thread was certainly a good way to kill time…
Oh, p, give respec!
I’m not sure Pinko actually looked at the thread before that last comment…
That was awesome, Plover. I’m totally in awe.
The chocolate czars you know depend on where you live. Canada has the best chocolate outside of Belgium I hear.
i am laid low… so so low.
What a bunch of libtards!
How could you miss the the most brutal dictator evar:
Starburst Hussein
Also, don’t forget the Moktada al-Star Crunch Brigade
typical rethuglican, day late, mallomar short.
I only lose if I quit!
How many licks to the center of a Tutsi Pop?
Carimeldas
Muhammad Omar Henry
100 Grand Ayatollah
Saud Peppermint Patty?
“Baby” Doc Ruth
Askar bars
Mohamed Siad Bar
And we haven’t even started on the Khomein course…
And why limit ourselves to snacks? What about other, ahem, “diverting” substances?
Bin Laudanum
Pol Pot (so versatile!)
Augusto Peanut Chews
Man I’d kill for some Laudanum right now and some cheap freaking tortillas!
Mendacious, I already hit the Pol Pot.
Sun Crisp Tzu?
Well, Chuckles, if you’ve hit it, pass it on!
Augusto Pinochet Grigio
I prefer a lovely smoked gouda with a very fine Tito Noir.
Okay, this is really late, but I don’t recall seeing any…
Saddam Yoo-HooSein
Yeah, it’s a beverage, but is it not a snack beverage???
i dont toss this around lightly, but this is possibly the best thread ever!
Do the Koufax people take the comment thread into account when judging Best Post, I wonder? Cuz I’m nominating this post for a Koufax.
How is Koufax a Snacktator?
Pecan Sandies Koufax Awards?
Oh damn!!! I had been working on KoKofax Krispies treats all morning!!! Or KoKofax for KoKo Puffs… Grrrrrrr. There’s another one hanging out there. I can feel it. I don’t feel Snacktator closure with the Pecan Sandies Koufax although it’s reeeeeeally good.
I know he was a *spiritual dictator* and was mentioned above, but what about Rev. Funyun Moon
Pinko, don’t give me a hard time. I can’t think of any Snack Cake Dictator name thingys! You’re just lucky I’m still going to nominate you.
This thread belongs in a time capsule somewhere.
Erik the Big Red gum.
Nixon Stix. Full of jowly goodness.
Jennifer’s latest humiliation of 3Bulls!:
http://sayingyes.typepad.com/saying_yes/2007/02/behold_the_snac.html
Uh, Blue Girl never entered us in the Koufax, and she never entered the baking contest. I wonde what else she’s forgottento do? I hope she’s not in charge of our nuclear stockpile, cuz that thing’s probably on Ebay right now.
Hey, I’d forgotten about that.
Can BG be trusted with our security? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!