We demand that Tucker Carlson and his alleged stooges demand that the Washingtonian be fired for posting a PICTURE OF HIS FRIGGIN HOUSE for elites and proles ALIKE to look at in class-mixing horror. This is threatening in the extreme, and should not be tolerated by important political, cable-news types, or their sister/van pool buddy/book club/female acquaintances.
No link to such terrible gossip, however linky dink to Clif, whom we adore.
I demand that Tucker Carlson be fired for failing to demand that the Washingtonian be fired.
Snagsby! How insouciant of you!
If only we lived in a fair world.
I’d demand he be fired from CNN for being aggressively stupid and fired from Dancing With the Stars for sucking harder than a fusion-powered Hoover, but reality beat me to those. Did you know he said he started to like France only after they targeted a Greenpeace boat, killing a man? So he can’t be fired from being a decent person, that was a position he never held.
I say we make some stinky-poos at MSNBC and see what happens…
tig- he already was fired from CNN- they were prescient in their wisdom. We’re working on MSNBC now.
I feel bad for him, because I think he just wants to go to In and Out burger and have some fries, and just have a good cry at the hashup he’s become.
I will support him in his 12-step program towards being a better person.
Ah, sweet Pinks, hence the “but reality beat me to those.” But yes, I feel a little bad for him, too; how mortifying it must be to be Tucker Carlson.
Pinko, who will support you? Rumor has it you’ve been know to frequent I/O burger and have a cry and smoke. Oh wait, that might be Pop Ren. Speaking of which — where is he? The dang bake-off is over. AG is not going to rid his tuckus about not baking.
I demand Tucker Carlson try to fire me!!
Do it! DO IT COBAG!!
Ack! My eyes!
Apparently, on his show today, Tuckyboy asked P.J. O’Rourke what he thought Bush’s speechwriters should have him say in his “surge” speech tomorrow. O’Rourke’s suggestion: “I resign.”
I just read that- it would be hilarious if Tucker said “you’re fired” a la Trump.
PJ O’Rourke maynot be funny anymore, but he’s never been stupid.
Ha ha PJ O’Rourke hasn’t been funny since the year I was born.
So Teh, he slapped your mother and gave you a cigar?
BP is on firah!
He slapped me and I didn’t get a cigar…
Ok, he didn’t slap me, but I still didn’t get a cigar.