I CAN HAS

PORGRAMMING LANGWIDGE?

(I suspect Gregor Samsa is now doomed to wander around saying “O HAI” and giggling for several more days.)

For a linguist’s take on lolcatz in ur pooter porgramz, see Linguistic Mystic.

13 Responses to “I CAN HAS”


  1. 1 Snag

    PORKWICH4ALL!

  2. 2 fish

    The book by O’RLY made me LOL.

  3. 3 The Uncanny Canadian

    This may be the most profound thing I have read in years. It kind of validates why 3 Bulls! exists as well.

    Periodically, one goes through periods of deep metaphysical malaise. You look around at the world, wondering how such evil could flourish and such suffering could endure. You descend deeper into darkness, your faith in humanity waning, wondering why we were ever born into this cruel world. Then, suddenly, you realize that somebody has written a programming language based off of the dialect of Lolcats/Cat Macros, and your faith in humanity’s inherent good is completely restored.

  4. 4 Pinko Punko

    Oh cookie jesus.

    O NOES
    INVISIBLE “ERROR!”

  5. 5 Mendacious D

    Nooo they be takin away my memorys!

    Does “core dump” become “bukkit?”

    Or would the BSOD become “bukkit stuck. orly? damn”

  6. 6 billy pilgrim

    I really hope to learn that the people behind this are doctors and attorneys and people in positions of supreme responsibility.

    As Douglas adams noted about the Man in the Cabin, that would convince me that the world is indeed, in somewhat reasonable hands.

    Rather than the apparent case, which is seriously disturbing.

  7. 7 Chrissie Hynde

    A oh wai to go o hai o!

  8. 8 Gregor Samsa

    I can’t wait for the lolcat translation of the bible…….

    Oh,Hai!

    There was nothing in the bukkit so I maded it!

    And then I thinked boy it sure is dark so I lighted it!

    Golly it sure would be nice to have something to stand on so presto abracadabra I solidified it!

  9. 9 Gregor Samsa

    And GFoH suggests Oh Fer Crying Out Loud Dog (ofcoldog) as an alternate.

  10. 10 plover

    Oh,Hai!

    There was nothing in the bukkit so I maded it!

    awsum

  11. 11 fish

    oh hai adam

    can i has ribs?

    mmmm sry, no eve

    i ates it

  12. 12 almostinfamous

    c4in pwnd ab3l

  13. 13 Gregor Samsa

    Oh Hai Jesus saided! Let me see the fishes and loaves in that bukkit! Then he maked more! And we all eated them. Good ole’ Jesus.

    Then Mary Magdalene lick Jesus pawz with her tongue and dried them with her fur. Srly!!!!!

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