Wow, since we found out that all last week was a beautiful dream, the time has finally come to vote for headers in our contest, the winner shall receive a limited edition swag from our collection that has been discussed in rumors on the internet not to be confirmed.
Here’s how the voting works: you can vote for as many or as few as you want, BUT the points follow a very strict scheme- no ties, an first place gets 19 points, 2nd place gets 18 points, 3rd place gets 17 points, etc. Meaning no entries can get the same amount of points if they are voted upon, and points for each place are prescribed. If you happen to vote incorrectly, your e-mail will be used by me as contact information for the Jehoove-ah’s Møøses Witness.
Entries below, vote in THIS thread. Good luck, and thanks to all the full-assed efforting in our contest. If we get more than 30 votes in the contest, a random voter will also win some swagz0rs.
Entry 1:
Entry 2:
Entry 3:
Entry 4:
Entry 5:
Entry 6:
Entry 7:
Entry 8:
Entry 9:
Entry 10:
Entry 11:
Entry 12:
Entry 13:
Entry 14:
Entry 15:
Entry 16:
Entry 17:
We’ll begin voting later, since I know we’re gonna get totally flooded with extra entries, it’s better to hold off. Super awesome work, everyone!
UPDATE
Entry 18: Total blankness.
Entry 19:
provisional votes, pending last minute awesomeness….
entry 1: 19 points
entry 9: 17 points
entry 3: 18 points
btw, whoever is usign the doggies is plain cheating!
Jeez Pinko, how’d you scrape up enough optimism to take another run at the voting thing? You should have just picked your favorite, declared it the winner and let the dog eat the swag.
wella wella, out of respect for your indominatable attitude and ill-considered stubbornness, here’s some votes from the Pilgrim side of things:
number 13: 19 points. Natch. who could resist being immortalized in a 3B header?
number 8: 18 points. it’s got the appropriate industro-grunge aesthetic for a blogg that deals mostly with emus and made-up words.
number 18: 17 points. the minimalist apprach appeals to me. Many days, I wish I found a completely blank page when I visit here.
number 12: fifteen points. Chuckles rules.
number 5: 14 points. Yarbles. Heh.
There. so you have at least 2 certifiable vote entries, before the random chundermuffins come in and start hosing the rules.. That should make your weekend better.
I’m going to wait until other people vote so that I can skew the results in amusing ways—ideally.
I’m assuming that everyone else is going to follow my policy?
I’m going to wait until other people vote so that I can skew the results in amusing ways—ideally.
I’m assuming that everyone else is going to follow my policy?
I’m going to wait until other people vote so that I can skew the results in amusing ways—ideally.
I’m assuming that everyone else is going to follow my policy?
I’ll vote the same way i did last time, kthxbye
I vote for an entry to be named later.
Do you want Pinko’s head ‘splode?
Wait, don’t answer that…
#3 & #16 because I’m all about the petz.
But really, why can’t we have them all cycling the way you do it now?
For Lesley’s vote we will provisionally have:
#3-19pts
#16-18pts
Votes case previously in correct fashion include:
Brando:
Entry 17 (Death Lettuce Star): 19 points
Enrty 15 (COBAGZ: The Gathering): 18 points
Entry 11 (Tron): 17 points
Entry 14 (Me, because I have an ego that likes to be stroked): 16 points
Entry 12 (Jennifer’s awesomeness): 15 points
UC:
Header 15 – 19pts
Header 1 – 18pts
Header 11 – 17pts
Header 12 – 16pts
Header 17 – 15pts
Header 2 – 14pts
Header 13 – 13pts
Header 16 – 12pts
Header 8 – 11 pts
Header 3 – 10pts
Leo:
Header, Points
1, 19
9, 18
4, 17
16, 16
17, 15
5, 14
12, 13
13, 12
14, 11
Pinko Punko:
11- 19
16- 18
4 -17
15- 16
17- 15
6- 14
1- 13
9- 12
13- 11
3-10
2-9
19-8
Mendacious D:
# – points
14 – 19
1 – 18
17 – 17
12 – 16
2 – 15
7 – 14 (for pure wtfness)
9 – 13
fish
#7, 19 but only if it translates to something filthy.
#11, 18 TRON!!!iii!!!
#8, 17 urban art
#5, 16 3 steer?
#4, 15 mmmmmm…..
#15, 14 teh awesome
#14, 13 BRANDO!!!
#12, 12 Too bad there isn’t a header about Chuckles
#16, 11 Who is that dog with the three Pugsleys?
plover:
#15 - 19 pts Too awesome not to vote for despite the degenerate subject matter of the first card
#13 - 18 pts Motorin’ — hee
#16 - 17 pts I guess I’m up for twee over Tron this time around
#8 - 16 pts Several kinds of funky
#7 - 15 pts So far my attempt to translate this has been unsuccessful
O Chad! Dids me not vote rite?
#6 and only six.
Entry 3: 19
Entry 11: 18
Entry 17: 17
Entry 15: 16
Entry 9: gogoplex
Thanks for copying my scores, PP. I’d just like to add a single point for my entry in the event of a tiebreaker, which looks increasingly unlikely.
19 pts for #16.
18 for #1.
17 for #11.
I’m going to vote again for the most patriarchal ones to make AG’s head hurt, but not ‘splodey hurt.
And I’d also like to vote for the not-vote comment that most made Pinko’s eyes bug out.
And finally, I’d like to screw up the tags.
A day’s work well done, I’d say.
#18 – 19 points.
17=19 pts
13=19 pts
16=18 pts
I think that’s right.
JEFF! COME ON!
they should go 19, 18, 17 pts. I shall modify your provisional ballot accordingly.
12:19 Because history must know.
17:18 Fully operational lettuce!
3:17 Because IRL furries.
#1 – 19 (*10^19)
#17 – 18
#11 – 17
The rest of my points are to be split evenly between sink lettuce and duckies.
But I love them all… except for les sacs patriotiques avec l’ancien president, which I fear will drive a certain certifiably non-partisan professor to uvular ululation.
4 -19
7 – 18
10 – 17
Sorry for the late voting, but I needed to see who was voting for whom so that I could cast the most strategic votes to accomplish my secret, if obvious, goal. I reserve the right to change my votes if subsequent votes mandate that I need to change my votes in order to preserve my strategy.
So lawyerly!
So that’s
10 points for #17
7 points for #18
4 points for #19
Right?
Can I just submit headers on a constant basis? I just like assembling stuff in Photoshop because I am desperate for approval.
Doesn’t this ever end?
It ends when Gregor votes the right way!