We’re already first class on a hellbound train, we got a little something to round out LOL week at the 3B.
I don’t mean to offend. Bless my heart.
We then saw a linky in the a Pandagon threads for some more.
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May 15, 2009
May 15, 2009
Cobag is as cobag does.
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First class? Man we’re shoveling coal just to earn our passage.
And that is naughty.
Oh and Happy Winter Solstice/New Year/Matariki!
i can has a roundtrip tikkit, btichez!
Naturally an invisible sky wizard will have invisible sperm. It only stands to reason.
This really is the cherry on top of LOLcat week.
What!? No “im n ur womb”???
“This really is the cherry on top of LOLcat week.”
I think her cherry is still on the bottom.
Jennifer you just rocked my world with that comment. Hilarious.
Jennifer, if you weren’t already tangled in the familial way, I would send you my invisible spermz for that one.
Jennifer, I think commenting on Mary’s yøøTrS gets you into hellz, even if yr a Jøø.
That’s no lady, that’s my møøse!
UC, can you do a poop shoots? I am outtie townie.
UC- after 9 years of parochial school and having to hear about the wonderz of Mary’s stuff, or the Holy Jism, I’m commenting, dammit!!!
Oh gawd… it just got really dark outside! Maybe Holy Jism was too much.
Catholic scouts have always rated Mary’s stuff pretty high, especially her Conception Curveball and Ascension Fastball, the likes of which hadn’t been seen since Enoch and Elijah in the old Hebrew Leagues.
Holy Jism is funnier that Invisible Spermz, which was teh funniest thing I had ever read until just now. Of course, it also sounds like something from Batman and Robin, right before the Kapow.
Pinko, I think I can oblige. I will try to run one off during my secondary antibody incubation (>= 30 minutes).
Well, I did encounter the idea (from a volume of outtakes from college history papers called “Non Campus Mentis”) that what made the birth of Jesus unique was Mary’s immaculate contraption.
I feel for the prof who got that turned in to him.
Ok, here’s the thing. I’m having a birthday. No, it’s not a big deal. Lower a flag when the fuckers get me, ok? Meantime, I’ve had an unexpectedly crappy day. I got to interact with local law enforcement AND spend a few hours at the hospital. Yay, me! But, mikey, you’re thinking, why bring this tale of woe to three bulls?
Here’s why. Crazy week, bad shit, cops. I don’t got shit in the kitch. So I went thru everything, ’cause I’m half fulla scotch and I’m not leaving until I’m either a.) Fully fulla scotch or b.) Tomorrow, and whaddaya know, I’ve got some righteous crap on the back shelves. So I’m making a Pork Snorkel. I’m not real sure how it’s gonna turn out, but if the recipe is even close to edible I’ll share it. I’m thinking the Turkey Snorkel will really kick ass, even if it doesn’t rhyme. Think the sorry San Francisco minor league team has a shot against the yanks? Shee it….
mikey
Happy Birthday Mikey!
Rock that fookin pork, mikey, or turkey, or whatever dead organism you decide to ingest.
Oh Mikey- hang in there- Hap[py Birthday- listen, you just write-up your results and we’ll guest post it at Delicious and Disgusting and we’ll send you some 3B swag if I can find the keys to the swag- I hope you are OK.
Keep the law enforcement interaction and hospital visits to a minimum!
good luck with the pork snorkel Mikey!