Mystery Art Bage

3Bbabyweb

From our fave.

69 Responses to “Mystery Art Bage”


  1. 1 The Uncanny Canadian

    Bread! I mean red!!!

  2. 2 fish

    Red.

  3. 3 blue girl

    I can’t keep up with all these inside jokes!

    I have no idea what that drawing is supposed to be about, but it’s great!

  4. 4 Jennifer

    BG! LOOK CLOSER!!! :)

  5. 5 Pinko Punko

    I can’t believe fishbot didn’t try to suggest “fish.”

  6. 6 The Uncanny Canadian

    BG, read between the pixels!!!!!!

  7. 7 blue girl

    Oh my God! Now I’m feeling peer pressure like I’m supposed to know.

    Is everyone wanting someone to have a communist baby?

  8. 8 blue girl

    Is Pinko Punko preggers?

  9. 9 blue girl

    Is Jennifer pregnant?!?!

  10. 10 Jennifer

    In response to the second question…

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    No.

  11. 11 zombie rotten mcdonald

    the moose, i think….

  12. 12 zombie rotten mcdonald

    what, Beege, it’s too subtle?

  13. 13 Jennifer

    Perhaps there should have been a sign above the clothing section that said, “Baby Trackies”.

  14. 14 Pinko Punko

    BABY TRACK PANTS STORE FOR BABIES AND THEIR TRACKIES PANTS

  15. 15 Jennifer

    BG instructed me to leave a comment for her… she’ll send official love tomorrow.

    Does everyone want to dress PP and Geenie Cola’s baby in a RED tracksuit?

    Is that it??!! lol

    God knows I don’t go with the “obvious” when it comes to that group!

    If that’s it — let them all know I guessed it in the comment thread cuz I’m leaving to meet my friends for the night!!

  16. 16 Snag

    OMG!

    This calls for a contest!!

  17. 17 zombie rotten mcdonald

    Official Zombie Love to teh Punko and the GC, who was afeard to meet the Zombies, but Love sent anyways.

    And I think Snag went to the grill to make Baby’s first Bacon Explosion.

  18. 18 Jennifer

    I thought Baby’s first Bacon Explosion was what you found in the diaper…

  19. 19 zombie rotten mcdonald

    I think, however, in the ruckus, the MOST IMPORTANT detail has been overlooked:

    leaving to meet my friends for the night!!

    Is it irresponsible to speculate? eff it, speculate away!!

    Is BG going to hang out with Chuckie Buckets? Or is it maybe a Night Ranger concert, for which she paid $850 for tickets….

  20. 20 fish

    I can’t believe fishbot didn’t try to suggest “fish.”

    I figured I would be in enough trouble when the baby is born with scales.

  21. 21 Pinko Punko

    Contest will be announced shortly. Where’s Gregor?

  22. 22 zombie rotten mcdonald

    I vote we name the baby Mekon.

  23. 23 zombie rotten mcdonald

    At first, I thought the character directly above the moose butt was one of the Oddball Whoppers…. until I saw the OOoooOOOoooOOOO.

    Seriously, this drawing is kind of like a Highlights “Find all the 3B references” puzzle.

  24. 24 Jennifer

    ZRM- the green subtle, eerie green didn’t show up that well on the OOoooooOOOooo character, but how many say, “OoooOOOooOo!”??

    Do you recognize the green blob next to it? I ran out of room for the sink.

    Back to BG- yes, I believe Chuckie Buckets was involved in the plans for the evening… but you didn’t hear it from me. I also think there was a whip and lipstick involved, with someone having “I’m a bad boy” written in lipstick across his ass…

    Now back to Pinko’s wonderful news!!! I wonder if this will become one of those blogs…

  25. 25 zombie rotten mcdonald

    You gotta crank the resolution UP on that scanner, Jennifer!!

    …I know, the pale colors never really make it.

    umm, where are the chocolate skittles?

  26. 26 Pinko Punko

    This is supposed to be a happy time, ZRM. Note the child-safe lack of guns, both Rolo and cake.

  27. 27 zombie rotten mcdonald

    “Child-safe” and “3Bulls” are mutually exclusive….

  28. 28 Jennifer

    You gotta crank the resolution UP on that scanner, Jennifer!!

    ZRM- I adjusted color and contrast a couple of times, but it just wasn’t happening… I should have gone back and darkened the melon by hand, but at that point it was out of my hands… and it’s a GHOST melon! Ghosts are often white…

    As for the guns, I felt bad enough about putting the relish in there.
    As for the Skittles… moose ate them…

  29. 29 Kathleen

    Or is it maybe a Night Ranger concert, for which she paid $850 for tickets….

    LOL

  30. 30 Kathleen

    oh also, congratulations to the Punko and Cola Family!!!!!!!

    I give 1.75 votes for a CONTEST!!!!!

  31. 31 tigrismus

    I vote we name the baby Mekon.

    Sheesh, GHOST Mekon, obviously.

    Congrats!

  32. 32 Jennifer

    So Pinko… when’s the due date?? Or, will that be part of the contest?

    How is GC doing?

  33. 33 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

    I second Kathleen’s comment.

    1.75² = 3.0625 more votes!

    And also congrats to the happy happies!
    ~

  34. 34 zombie rotten mcdonald

    This is supposed to be a happy time, ZRM. Note the child-safe lack of guns,

    Wait, what? I mentioned guns? Sheesh, these acid flashbacks are really becoming a problem.

    Ghosts are often white…

    Racist. I think I shall report you to the Ombudsmelon.

    Sheesh, GHOST Mekon, obviously.

    FTW

  35. 35 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

    I see the book of Ghost Melon in the Pet Shop Window.

    However, what about the Grapefruit Chupacabra?

    P.S.

    Words of Wisdom
    Is anyone else getting a new idea for spider money?
    ~
    ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

    WooHoo!
    ~

  36. 36 Pinko Punko

    Z- you mentioned chocolate skittles, akin to a gun to my taste buds.

  37. 37 zombie rotten mcdonald

    chocolate skittles, akin to a gun to my taste buds.

    That’s not the way I remember it on the streets of TUSTOSAN.

  38. 38 Jennifer

    Ghosts are often white…

    Racist. I think I shall report you to the Ombudsmelon.

    I knew that was coming…

    ittdgy- the Grapefruit Chupacabra is hiding and cannot be seen, but the quaking grapefruit is there!

    Spider money is in the cash register off screen.

  39. 39 Jennifer

    Pinko… when is this baby due?? I say we plan now on storming Pinko’s abode for an “in person” baby shower!!! We’d probably cause labor on the spot.

  40. 40 Kathleen

    hey, we didn’t get a haurrumph outta that stuffed emu on the shelf!!

  41. 41 Jennifer

    If everyone adds their 3B’s tidbits, I’ll make a new one… within reason… that is, should I be able to score a 3B/English-English/3B dictionary.

    Although I feel I’ve picked up on 3Bullnese easier than other languages… I’m not the elder scholar… I’m also not the 3B historian. Maybe this babe needs this history to be recorded… in picture book format. I’d do that for Pinko… I’d do it for THE CHILDREN!!!

  42. 42 Jennifer

    I’ll even add BG and Chuckie Buckets…

  43. 43 Kathleen

    I think there should be a blu M&M being shunned.

  44. 44 Jennifer

    Check!

  45. 45 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

    If everyone adds their 3B’s tidbits, I’ll make a new one… within reason… that is, should I be able to score a 3B/English-English/3B dictionary.

    Tidbits? Within Reason?

    I sense 3Bulls! ethics panel. And subcommittees.
    ~

  46. 46 Pinko Punko

    How about a Blue M&M plotting terror and murdering the light brown M&M? Accuracy in media, people.

    Also, pocky and overordering of food.

  47. 47 fish

    Golden wiener

  48. 48 fish

    And a cobag.

  49. 49 swoof

    I’m disturbed by the lack of sink lettuce.

    Oh, wait, no, there it is!

    Congrats!

  50. 50 Greg H

    Best Mystery Art Bage evah!

  51. 51 blue girl

    Laugh. Out. Loud. At Night Ranger tickets for $850!!!

    If only…

    Congrats much love to Geenie Cola and PP!!!

    I think the contest should be what the baby’s first word will be.

    I vote for *BOOP*. Asterisks and all.

    xoxo

  52. 52 Snag

    My children will be happy to babysit for you. They’ll be on tomorrow’s 10:20 flight.

  53. 53 Greg H

    If it’s a girl it should definitely be Pinky Punkadero.

  54. 54 almostinfamous

    no mega take5 bar?

    come on! that’s like the epitome of 3b .5assedness!

  55. 55 fish

    Pinky Punkadero!!!!!

    I bow to the awesomeness of Greg H!!!

  56. 56 Jennifer

    I thought of the Take-5 after the fact, but am enough of a 3B’s novice that I thought that was a UC characteristic…

    And yes, I too, love Pinko Punkadero.

  57. 57 almostinfamous

    BTW – Forgot to add: Congrats to PP/GC +1

  58. 58 HERSHEY'S TAKE 5™³²®©

    HERSHEY’S TAKE 5 provides a unique taste experience by combining five favorite ingredients in one candy bar. The result is a delicious salty sweet snack unlike anything else. Look for HERSHEY’S TAKE 5 at your favorite store.
    ~

  59. 59 鐵猴子

    I clicked on the image and it got huge, and I clicked again and it got even humongouser!!11! And then I started to see things I don’t know if I was ever meant to see.

    THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

  60. 60 Mandos

    OMG I have been travelling (in Singapore now) and I missed this wow congrats!!!!!

    Daddy Punko, this

  61. 61 Mandos

    OMG I have been travelling (in Singapore now) and I missed this wow congrats!!!!!

    Daddy Punko is going to be even more fun than Pinko Punko.

  62. 62 Jennifer

    Did you see the boys? I’m not sure if the boys will be happy with a new babe in the house. Maybe Pinko will buy them off with a few more stunning Halloween costumes.

    Damn! They should have been in the dinosaur and ladybug costumes! Grrrr.

  63. 63 Pinko Punko

    Nothing could be more perfect than how the boys are now. I have a little tear of happy juice when I zoom in on Pugsley!

  64. 64 Mendacious D

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*BOOP*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  65. 65 Mendacious D

    Also, I would like to report a template bug.

  66. 66 fish

    It’s not a bug, it’s a fixture.

  67. 67 Ombudspersonpantaloons

    We will report your complaint to the authorities in charge of this web log, Mendacious D.

    As soon as we find any.

  68. 68 Kathleen

    I would like to complain that I am too tired to be funny.

    I also must confess that I commented “LOL” on my friend’s blog, but then I felt embarassed so I added “as the kids say”. As if I don’t literally say “LOL” and type it 299 times a day.

  69. 69 zombie rotten mcdonald

    I just noticed that GC seems to be glowing.

Leave a Reply




Bad Behavior has blocked 1150 access attempts in the last 7 days.