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Bread! I mean red!!!
Red.
I can’t keep up with all these inside jokes!
I have no idea what that drawing is supposed to be about, but it’s great!
BG! LOOK CLOSER!!!
I can’t believe fishbot didn’t try to suggest “fish.”
BG, read between the pixels!!!!!!
Oh my God! Now I’m feeling peer pressure like I’m supposed to know.
Is everyone wanting someone to have a communist baby?
Is Pinko Punko preggers?
Is Jennifer pregnant?!?!
In response to the second question…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
No.
the moose, i think….
what, Beege, it’s too subtle?
Perhaps there should have been a sign above the clothing section that said, “Baby Trackies”.
BABY TRACK PANTS STORE FOR BABIES AND THEIR TRACKIES PANTS
BG instructed me to leave a comment for her… she’ll send official love tomorrow.
Does everyone want to dress PP and Geenie Cola’s baby in a RED tracksuit?
Is that it??!! lol
God knows I don’t go with the “obvious” when it comes to that group!
If that’s it — let them all know I guessed it in the comment thread cuz I’m leaving to meet my friends for the night!!
OMG!
This calls for a contest!!
Official Zombie Love to teh Punko and the GC, who was afeard to meet the Zombies, but Love sent anyways.
And I think Snag went to the grill to make Baby’s first Bacon Explosion.
I thought Baby’s first Bacon Explosion was what you found in the diaper…
I think, however, in the ruckus, the MOST IMPORTANT detail has been overlooked:
leaving to meet my friends for the night!!
Is it irresponsible to speculate? eff it, speculate away!!
Is BG going to hang out with Chuckie Buckets? Or is it maybe a Night Ranger concert, for which she paid $850 for tickets….
I can’t believe fishbot didn’t try to suggest “fish.”
I figured I would be in enough trouble when the baby is born with scales.
Contest will be announced shortly. Where’s Gregor?
I vote we name the baby Mekon.
At first, I thought the character directly above the moose butt was one of the Oddball Whoppers…. until I saw the OOoooOOOoooOOOO.
Seriously, this drawing is kind of like a Highlights “Find all the 3B references” puzzle.
ZRM- the green subtle, eerie green didn’t show up that well on the OOoooooOOOooo character, but how many say, “OoooOOOooOo!”??
Do you recognize the green blob next to it? I ran out of room for the sink.
Back to BG- yes, I believe Chuckie Buckets was involved in the plans for the evening… but you didn’t hear it from me. I also think there was a whip and lipstick involved, with someone having “I’m a bad boy” written in lipstick across his ass…
Now back to Pinko’s wonderful news!!! I wonder if this will become one of those blogs…
You gotta crank the resolution UP on that scanner, Jennifer!!
…I know, the pale colors never really make it.
umm, where are the chocolate skittles?
This is supposed to be a happy time, ZRM. Note the child-safe lack of guns, both Rolo and cake.
“Child-safe” and “3Bulls” are mutually exclusive….
You gotta crank the resolution UP on that scanner, Jennifer!!
ZRM- I adjusted color and contrast a couple of times, but it just wasn’t happening… I should have gone back and darkened the melon by hand, but at that point it was out of my hands… and it’s a GHOST melon! Ghosts are often white…
As for the guns, I felt bad enough about putting the relish in there.
As for the Skittles… moose ate them…
Or is it maybe a Night Ranger concert, for which she paid $850 for tickets….
LOL
oh also, congratulations to the Punko and Cola Family!!!!!!!
I give 1.75 votes for a CONTEST!!!!!
I vote we name the baby Mekon.
Sheesh, GHOST Mekon, obviously.
Congrats!
So Pinko… when’s the due date?? Or, will that be part of the contest?
How is GC doing?
I second Kathleen’s comment.
1.75² = 3.0625 more votes!
And also congrats to the happy happies!
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This is supposed to be a happy time, ZRM. Note the child-safe lack of guns,
Wait, what? I mentioned guns? Sheesh, these acid flashbacks are really becoming a problem.
Ghosts are often white…
Racist. I think I shall report you to the Ombudsmelon.
Sheesh, GHOST Mekon, obviously.
FTW
I see the book of Ghost Melon in the Pet Shop Window.
However, what about the Grapefruit Chupacabra?
P.S.
Words of Wisdom
Is anyone else getting a new idea for spider money?
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©
WooHoo!
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Z- you mentioned chocolate skittles, akin to a gun to my taste buds.
chocolate skittles, akin to a gun to my taste buds.
That’s not the way I remember it on the streets of TUSTOSAN.
Ghosts are often white…
Racist. I think I shall report you to the Ombudsmelon.
I knew that was coming…
ittdgy- the Grapefruit Chupacabra is hiding and cannot be seen, but the quaking grapefruit is there!
Spider money is in the cash register off screen.
Pinko… when is this baby due?? I say we plan now on storming Pinko’s abode for an “in person” baby shower!!! We’d probably cause labor on the spot.
hey, we didn’t get a haurrumph outta that stuffed emu on the shelf!!
If everyone adds their 3B’s tidbits, I’ll make a new one… within reason… that is, should I be able to score a 3B/English-English/3B dictionary.
Although I feel I’ve picked up on 3Bullnese easier than other languages… I’m not the elder scholar… I’m also not the 3B historian. Maybe this babe needs this history to be recorded… in picture book format. I’d do that for Pinko… I’d do it for THE CHILDREN!!!
I’ll even add BG and Chuckie Buckets…
I think there should be a blu M&M being shunned.
Check!
If everyone adds their 3B’s tidbits, I’ll make a new one… within reason… that is, should I be able to score a 3B/English-English/3B dictionary.
Tidbits? Within Reason?
I sense 3Bulls! ethics panel. And subcommittees.
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How about a Blue M&M plotting terror and murdering the light brown M&M? Accuracy in media, people.
Also, pocky and overordering of food.
Golden wiener
And a cobag.
I’m disturbed by the lack of sink lettuce.
Oh, wait, no, there it is!
Congrats!
Best Mystery Art Bage evah!
Laugh. Out. Loud. At Night Ranger tickets for $850!!!
If only…
Congrats much love to Geenie Cola and PP!!!
I think the contest should be what the baby’s first word will be.
I vote for *BOOP*. Asterisks and all.
xoxo
My children will be happy to babysit for you. They’ll be on tomorrow’s 10:20 flight.
If it’s a girl it should definitely be Pinky Punkadero.
no mega take5 bar?
come on! that’s like the epitome of 3b .5assedness!
Pinky Punkadero!!!!!
I bow to the awesomeness of Greg H!!!
I thought of the Take-5 after the fact, but am enough of a 3B’s novice that I thought that was a UC characteristic…
And yes, I too, love Pinko Punkadero.
BTW – Forgot to add: Congrats to PP/GC +1
HERSHEY’S TAKE 5 provides a unique taste experience by combining five favorite ingredients in one candy bar. The result is a delicious salty sweet snack unlike anything else. Look for HERSHEY’S TAKE 5 at your favorite store.
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I clicked on the image and it got huge, and I clicked again and it got even humongouser!!11! And then I started to see things I don’t know if I was ever meant to see.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!
OMG I have been travelling (in Singapore now) and I missed this wow congrats!!!!!
Daddy Punko, this
OMG I have been travelling (in Singapore now) and I missed this wow congrats!!!!!
Daddy Punko is going to be even more fun than Pinko Punko.
Did you see the boys? I’m not sure if the boys will be happy with a new babe in the house. Maybe Pinko will buy them off with a few more stunning Halloween costumes.
Damn! They should have been in the dinosaur and ladybug costumes! Grrrr.
Nothing could be more perfect than how the boys are now. I have a little tear of happy juice when I zoom in on Pugsley!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*BOOP*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Also, I would like to report a template bug.
It’s not a bug, it’s a fixture.
We will report your complaint to the authorities in charge of this web log, Mendacious D.
As soon as we find any.
I would like to complain that I am too tired to be funny.
I also must confess that I commented “LOL” on my friend’s blog, but then I felt embarassed so I added “as the kids say”. As if I don’t literally say “LOL” and type it 299 times a day.
I just noticed that GC seems to be glowing.