Canoodle can keep Guy Laliberté. We will keep Calder, Beavis laugh and all.
Madames, Monsieurs, diver et divers Ombudpantisserie, et ceux qui ne sont pas errer mort la terre mangeant des cerveauxxxxxxxxx (également connu Zombi) voilà
The best video link that you will never click through. *sigh*

While we enjoyed Cirque Calder very much, we find the salutation “Madames et Monsieurs” rather exclusionary.
I think it’s unfair for you to keep all.
But Mandos, that’s the american way.
Mr Omb, I have edited the post in a manner which I think addresses your concerns. Please confirm.
Gregor, you left out Zombies.
Although I guess me personally might be covered under “Ombudpantisserie”, many of my compatriots feel slighted.
They shan’t return.
ZRM. Fixed again. I await your kind validation.
Very nice salutation, G.S. We feel welcome.
Mr. Omb…
We must point out that we include all sorts of pantaloons in our Pantstheon.
From Carrhart overalls to peach capri pants, all are valued for their own unique qualities.
what about citrus fashions?
What indeed!
Still far too exclusionary.
Dear Ombudspersonpantaloons, we at the Outie Mannequin Betterment and Understanding Diatribe take great offense at your presentation of a citrus-themed panted mannequin with a completely exposed innie bellybutton. We at O.M.B.U.D. have worked tirelessly to promote Outtie mannequins as a beautiful and natural alternative to the, dare I say it, gauche and more common innie mannequins. We expect better of you and this blog. We will revisit this thread later today to confirm your resolution to this situation. Failing satisfactory resolution we and all of our Outtie bretheren and sisteren shan’t be back!