Since we can now confidently rule out an entire half-time show of “A Quick One…” we’re going to blow CBS out of the water with our awesome counter programming.
A quick peek at Superbowl 64 commercials, based on an assymptotic extrapolation of this year’s. I must assume you have noticed a growing trend.
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A giant vagina enters: “ROWRFFFFF GLRURPS!!!!”
Everyman: “My penis!!!!!!!!!!”
Vagina: “SPLARRTEGSRRRRRT!!!!”
Everyman: “BEERVALANCHE!!!!!!!”
[Beervalanche happens]
Vagina turns into docile sexbot.
“BEER. CONSUME FOR PENIS.”
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Narrator: “Bitches!”
Men: “Yeah.”
Narrator: “Dodge Charger Tells B*tches to Suck It!”
Man runs down female with Dodge Charger
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Judge: “Jeffrey Dahmer, why did you commit your crimes?’
Dahmer: “Bud Light”
Jury: “Innocent by reason of PARTY!!!!!!!!!!”
Dahmer: “Chicken wing?”
Judge: “No thanks.”
Everyone: “HAHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAH”
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ad nauseum, infinitum
UPDATE
there was also a surprising amount of pantsless ads.
ALMOST as if the Superbowl advertising was being handled by agencies FULLY AWARE of Half Naked Thursday Traditions.
it’s hilarious and horrifying because it’s true
I bet the Dockers assholes were pissed that the other pantsless ad ran right before it.
BEERVALANCHE!!!!!
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Salesman-of-the-year-at-Gainesville-Ford Tim Tebow tackles his mother.
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Auguste!!!!!
Heh.
Hmm, but my vagina only makes those noises when I’m on my period. Guys love periods, right? Right?
Contrarily, that is even more demasculinizing, a!
ROWRFFFFF GLRURPS!!!!
That’s funny, since guys love blood in movies so much. Silly men!
While I will always support discussions that involve TV, pantlessness, and menstruation, I would like to take this moment to point and laugh at the Manning.
I will also add that my opinion of Abe Vigoda went way up. Dude can take a hit.
Those are hilarious and spot on which makes me really sad.
Seriously, why do men hate women so much? Are we really that bad?
Marketers feels the need to top what has gone before. They have nowhere to go. They really should be turned into delicious breakfast sausage. Sadly, that sausage will be sold to us with horribly sexist marketing.
They really should be turned into delicious breakfast sausage. Sadly, that sausage will be sold to us with horribly sexist marketing.
However, I believe Snag can turn that into a tasty, if life-threatening, dish.
Any commercial where Betty White is not maliciously destroying everything and everyone around her has clearly missed the mark.
Also, any Superbowl where the entertainment of the actual football game vastly exceeds the commercials is also a massive fail.
Up in Canadia we get local networks rebroadcasting the game, which means we get to miss the ads.
I’m still not sure if this is a good thing.
All future commercials must be in auto-tune!
This will be the next GoDaddy gimmick. It shall be called: “Auto-tune the Nudes.”
I don’t own a TV and therefore missed the Superbowl (I’ve only ever seen one once in my life, and that was enough *yawnfest punctuated by ordering out because the hosts’ food was completely unkosher*).
But I was watching hulu last night, and saw the Dodge Charger ad, and now understand the reference. Do Dodge Chargers erupt into flame if women menstruate in them?
I believe the number of sites that try to “grow their fan base by communication” is actually becoming increasingly popular. Many people jumped into constructing web sites and posting without realizing the importance of developing a connection with their visitors. Like you’ve here, congrats.
I don’t believe this site tries to “grow their fan base by communication”.
It’s all about petitioning the Lord with Prayer. And something about a preposition.
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