In a stunning internet debut, Chip and Halford drop a little superstar into our contest and trash the voting like rock stars. Only the cold, calculating mind could discern that cute+cobag=goldmine. Certainly, if we had this contest again, we’d be swamped with puppies, unmutant kittens and a variety of cutesy-oneupsmanship, the kind of foul cobaggery that is the Editors’ calling card. A dominant performance! Let us be regaled by the winning entry!
I think this entry really shows how classy Three Bulls! is. Total class.
Chip and Halford win a lovely prize Delicious and Disgusting prize-pack, a t-shirt with the header design of their choice, and a Song of the Day Sampler. Electronically contact me with your info, kids!
I want to thank everyone that entered. I am being serious now, not my usually no-talent, pork-besotted smart arseness. Three Bulls! has been touched, TOUCHED by all the wonderful, thoughtful entries. All entries received several votes, and even late entries from Tigrismus and teh l4m3 were totally Three Bulls! I’d like to spotlight Notochord’s two entries, because he’s pretty quiet around here, but he took the time to do some really nice work, I think that the Ronnie on the Dolphin/Noonan pooping was clearly a fan fave. I liked every single entry, and all entries will rotate through the Three Bulls! header, so I’d like you all to know that when somebody comes to Three Bulls because they’re looking for “straight guys caught s*cking **ck free”, they’ll have a 4% chance of seeing your hard work as they click through to pr0n-ier pastures.
Say!
I like cobagz and pork!
I do! I like them, Pinko-u-dork!
And I would blog them on teh Flickr.
And I would blog them with Cheney, Dickr.
And I will blog them like, teh pWn!
And with teh snark. And with zen koan.
And in a bar. And while I pee.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them while I watch Fox.
And I will eat them in Chuckles’ house.
And I will eat them while I clean my mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
cobagz and pork!
LOL!!!11!
LOL!!!!!!111!
Pink-u-dork!
That was awesome! Do it again!!!!1!
That was my favorite Dr. Seuss book while I was growing up.
My favourite was Oh the places you will go. If I had been inspired by Chip and Halford earlier, I might have even tried to do a 3 Bulls header themed on that book. 3 Bulls land would be full of strange scientists and much pork. Oh the places I’ve been.
I’m partial to “To Think That It Happened on Mulberry Street”, “Horton Hears a Hoo” and the one where the kid’s fishing and also the one where the rabbit brags about being able to hear things miles away, with the upshot that the little worm can see all the way around the world and back to where they’re all sitting.
Wow, this is such an honor. I would like to accept this 1st place award on behalf of Chip who is on location right now designing a blog banner for LGF. Where do I begin? Well, I would first like to thank the folks over at 3 Bulls. Obviously without them (in so many ways) this would never have been possible. Second, I would like to thank the amazing Chip who let me hook my broken down wagon to her shining star. Lastly, I would like to thank baby si-si. I love you si-si, now go to bed.
2nd place gets Take 5 bars? WTF?
Thank you everyone! Chip & Baby Si-Si
I’d like you all to know that when somebody comes to Three Bulls because they’re looking for “straight guys caught s*cking **ck free”, they’ll have a 4% chance of seeing your hard work as they click through to pr0n-ier pastures.
And that, sir is the greatest of prizes.
Congrats to the winners.
What did UC get for being in last place? That gets a prize!
As soon as I saw this entry, I knew I could not win. Having spent another day(yesterday) with my nephew, I now know that babies always bring it harder than I. And that they are babe freaking magnets. I gotta get me one of those. Babies, that is. So I can pork some more babes.
I miss Brian Beer Pong.
I am of course much to late to enter the contest but I found a picture that was just made to be thee header for Three Bulls. So from no other motive than altruism, and renouncing any effort to steal prizes already awarded, I have created a 3Bulls header that you can find here:
http://www.outsidethetent.com/photos/threebulls.jpg