Words of Wisdom
A tisket a tasket/my office wastebasket/put your face in its place/give you a taste/don’t mean to scare y’all/I’m on a conference call
I SAID IT
I SAID IT
Show ur luv
May 15, 2009
May 15, 2009
Three Bulls!
Cobag is as cobag does.
Man! Can I steal that? But make it so you can read the words? I’ll give it back if you let me borrow it, promise.
You libruls just can’t understand the manly pursuits such as hunting!!1!1
Nothing manlier than shooting a friend. Nope
Specially when he survives. That’s a Man’s Man. Point blank shot in the farging FACE, and the man survives.
Just some fraternal hijinks, all it is.
Know Your Talking Z-bag!!1! You give it too the stoopid nancy boyz!!!1! God bless AMERICA!!!1 COBAGZAQ!!!!!!!
Pixels, anyone?
Pinko, that reminds me, if you use the image-import thingie in the editor, your pictures are all pixelated and crappy. You know, like yours. As far as I can tell, the only way to get them to look right is to ftp them directly to whatever directory all your website’s pictures live in.
RP- you need to toggle from “use thumbnail” to “use full size”- then it won’t be pixelated. juste click “use thumbnail” then it will be fine.
You and your “solutions”.
bwaha. me no use imagez!!
You can see Jesus’s face in the pellet holes! Americans will see this as positive for the Bush administration!
On 2/11/06 I sent Josh Marshall an “I went hunting with Dick Cheney and all I got was this lousy gunshot wound” t-shirt idea email.
Should have posted it here.
Crap, that sounded a little whiney, didn’t it? Besides, Cheney shooting people is so last week…
http://dev.wp-plugins.org/wiki/LiveCommentPreview
jexter, you probably e-mail Josh Marshall the contents of your pockets.
“Dear Josh,
This message will be the 12,835 that you have not responded to. Today I catalog the contents of my pockets. One string, of unknown provenance. A dime (1987- f*ck yeah!). ONE BANANA runt (with cat hair) BLECH. One lime runt (a little linty)- yum!. One receipt from 7-11 (nicorette gum, Smokie Big bite, some nachos, Fancy Feast for the kids).”
jexter, I tried to put that plugin in, but it’s not taking. *sigh*
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PP that thing is for WP 1.5-oriented themes. i tried it out and it blew up in my face… just like dick cheney’s shotgun at 30 yards..err feet… or was it inches?
Hey thanks to whoever cleaned that up. I’m still having troubles with some of the aspects of posting here, but I think it’s getting better.
Someone actually emailed that to me, so I can’t claim it as my own at all.
It’s true. He responded to me once, years ago, just to lead me on. But I can’t stop! His aloofness intoxicates me like a catnip fatty.
I send him an email a day that begins, “Yes, Josh, but …” and then I cut-and-paste something directly from Drum. That’s how I get him to respond. Oh, and my email account is beltwayinsider@dnc.com …
I’ve only sent him emails when he requests readers send him in something about how your senator or congressperson dealt with such and such an issue. He never puts anything about them up. But then again, Libby Dole’s opinion doen’t mean much to anyone.
Gaaah! What happened to the comment colors? Yellow on light blue?
When I came back from Ethiopia I had 5 e-mails from Josh Marshall and he’s all like “TPM Media Managing Editor Kate Cambor and I want to thank all of
you for being regular readers of this site. We know a change-over
like this can take of a bit of adjusting to, finding out where a
certain button or link has moved to, and so forth. So we want to
assure you that we’ve given a lot of time and thought to these
changes and we’re confident that the result will be one that is a
big improvement for your experience visiting this site and the
community we’re working to build here.” And I’m all like “He cares! He really cares!”
Yea, I lost the dark blue background again.
WRN is readable (and new kinds of ugly) though.
jexter hosed me on that plugin, I shoul dhave eradicated it by now.
Doh! Jexter!!!!
Who am I, Linus Torvalds? What the hell do I know about software? PP, what were you thinking?!?
The sight of the t-shirt makes me think that Harry Whittington is the white Republican version of 50 Cent.
Jexter, that’s so Cheney – blaming the victim!
Absolutely. And if I repeat that it’s Punko Pinko’s fault enough times, 68% of all Three Bulls! readers will believe it, even when he can show them my comment where I provided a link to the diabolical WordPress plugin O’ death!
Hell, PP’s lucky I didn’t shoot him! I’d horse-whip him, if I had a horse…
Aw, crap, I hate being Cheney. I could actually feel my heart shrivelling in my chest.
It was all my fault. I apologize. No shooting or horse-whipping. No more plug-ins.
I can’t believe that Pinko Punko did this to us!!!!!
Is it better yet?
Wha happen!???
Oh, nothing, everything’s fine, nothing to worry about..you’re doing a heck of a job, Pinkster!
…Pinkster is doing a heck of a job…. What should I think next Jexter?
jexter is such a genius, i’m already going into withdrawal for when he disappears again.
Thank god. WRN has been down graded from “grogan-mongering” to merely “felch-sucking”. No more fcuking unicorns.
Just because you can’t find unicorns anymore, teh…
What kind of sick twisted mind came up with that unicorn? Three days later and it still puts my teeth on edge just thinking about it. I kept shaking the mouse trying to get the cursor away from it.
Chuckles and fulsome probably put tape on the bottom of cat’s feet so they can watch them dance around trying to get it off.
The unicorn didn’t really phase me. It was the sickening use of orange (my favorite color).
faze?
Don’t anyone tell jexter about chuckles phases. That only can mean one thing: lazer time.
Yeah, what’s up with that? Shouldn’t we all be carrying phasers by now? The original Star Trek was on the air ~40 years ago, and since then we’ve developed talking computers, handheld communicaters, space stations, and most of the other cool crap they had on that show.
So what’s the hold-up on our damn phasers?
[Hmmm...maybe WordPress has a plugin that works like a phaser...]
Break out the Krystals!!
Whittington wouldn’t have had to go through that whole ordeal if Cheney had been carrying a phaser set on “Small Defenseless Bird”.
Is a phaser the same as a laser at what does that have to with crystals?
PHASERS would totally kick lasers’ ass! It would be like:
“Look at me! I’m a really powerful laser and I’m really cool and I’m going to throw myself at a crystal and some fancy shit is going to happen!”
And then a PHASER walks up, is is like “Out of my way, ya puny little flashlight. Lemme at that crystal. Check this shit!”
And then the phaser totally destroys the crystal and the entire room, and leaves a huge gaping hole in the wall, leaving a great view of the parking lot.
That’d be awesome!!!
The parking lot is really quite a thing of beauty, especially through a gaping, smoking hole.
jex, now that you have phases for Chuckles, why don’t you do some heavy atom stuff and solve his ass?
Whoa, Pinko Punko’s been reading up! Why just today I was setting up some crystallization trials based on an anomalous ion sparse matrix screen than yielded some beautifully diffracting crystals. SeO3 not only improved diffraction, but allows us to do MAD analysis at a tunable synchrotron beamline for – (wait for it…) phase determination!!!!
‘Course, I’d need something a hell of a lot denser that selenium to solve Chuckle’s ass…
Hey Wampum: put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!
Mega Dittoes!
Thankyou, thankyouverymuch. Hey Colonel, toss me another one a them jelly donuts…
“jexter has left the building…”
wow. just wow. i will never post a comment on this venerable (or is it venereal?) site again. by which of course i mean for the next 30 seconds)
Gregor Samsa
Feb 22nd, 2006 at 5:05 pm
The unicorn didn’t really phase me. It was the sickening use of orange (my favorite color).
38 Gregor Samsa
Feb 22nd, 2006 at 5:10 pm
faze?
I believe the word you’re looking for is fade, as in:
Sometimes I feel like I can’t see nuthin’ but fade.
or
Unfadeable so please don’t try to fade me
Jex-
Why just today I was setting up some crystallization trials based on an anomalous ion sparse matrix screen than yielded some beautifully diffracting crystals. SeO3 not only improved diffraction, but allows us to do MAD analysis at a tunable synchrotron beamline for – (wait for it…) phase determination!!!!
You just did that?! Hell, I’ve been doing that for months now! Of course, I use more scientific terminology than “beautifully”.
Also, I’ve been working on getting the CO2 removed from my liquids, without reducing the amount of free SO2 (the bound SO2 should be fine). I’m thinking of racking soon, to get rid of the lees and help clarify, but I’m not sure if I should add any more potassium metabisulite. I’ve already added my potassium sorbate and chitosan. It’s just slow going is all I guess. I could try degassing using a vacuum, but maybe all I need to do is wait and make sure the temps stay around 25C.
Yosef, that there’s some elegant lab rap. What variety of grapes are you using?
Grape Crush?
God I remember that stuff from being a kid. It was pretty good but I think that it needed more sugar.
I got me a merlot kit, and I’m also making a Pumpkin Country Wine. You still use all the same checmicals for the non-grape wines.
What’s the going rate for the Yosef Wine Club? I’d like a quarterly subscription
Seeing as how it’s illegal for me to sell wine without a license, and right now you are the only one interested, your quarterly subscription cost would have to cover all my fees for licensing, permits, bonding, etc.
I’d say abour $10,000 would be the price for a quarterly subscription. However, if you recommend 1 friend, I’ll knock off 50% of the price for both of you!
Whoa, DUDE! 50% off?!? I’m in! Maybe you could cut the cost a little if you started with Safeway brand grape juice? The big cans are pretty cheap.
And once Three Bulls!has beaten Alan Dershowitz’s reputation in to an unrecognizable pulp, you could get his legal services cheap!
Dunno about the safeway juice. Only the best goes in to my wines!