We’re Gonna Pull A Parrotline

So Assparrot just leaves some post up marinating for a million weeks (5 days) and gets like 20 links.  Could the same work for us?  We could trot out a Foreigner Q and A, or maybe our long, meandering, possibly somewhat cashewy thoughts on the history of Karl Rove (heh, we tracked this bad boy back to Huffington Post back when they were into that kind of thing.  We got 0 comments).  Or we could just ripoff some other internet dudes.  Tuesday coupon section, anyone?  Anyhow, now that SXSW is over, maybe the Austinite clique is less insufferable, so you kids can go hang out in those places.  If you feel like demented quality, there’s always RETARDO.

I love it when RETARDO whips out the Fu on digamma, see d acts all reasonable, but there is an objectivist in there somewhere, I just know it.  These guys are super mean to each other, and it is funny, but we’re in R’s camp.  Down with digamma!

Anyway, we have a monstrous thingy we gotta pass, akin to a medium sized kidney stone.  Of course it will have Pamela’s face on it, and that can never be good.  The point is we are busy, and the wheel of this wreck is in the hands of Uncanny Canadian, THYCWOTI, Gregor, Professor  Booty, Nutter (HAHAHAHAH) etc. for a little while.  Perhaps we could get a Yo!06 update?  Maybe a Mystery Art Bage.  And would it frickin kill someone around here for a Monday Golderber Theatre?  Cookie Jesus on a pancake.

11 Responses to “We’re Gonna Pull A Parrotline”


  1. 1 digamma

    I’m not mean to Retardo. Like I said, I’m McCain to his Bush. Telly to his Oscar. Tina to his Ike.

  2. 2 Seitz

    digamma and Retardo is a match made on Primer.

  3. 3 digamma

    Seitz! What’s up?! Come to IRC tonight.

  4. 4 Seitz

    I’m not really a chat kind of guy. Especially if there’s no game on, and the chat room is full of a bunch of guys, or people pretending to be guys.

  5. 5 Pinko Punko

    Great, look at digamma using our page for FRIDGE notes to Seitzo. We oughta charge him. He would understand.

    Shorter Seitz: “Pass on the sausage or tofu-sausage festival”

    Come on Seitz don’t be such a stick in the mud. I promise I will wade into that bad boy and drop a million “Bonds is a juicer” remarks and “RossCW takes greenies” and “EAT IT COBAGZ!!!11!” into the fray.

    d- you know we only kid around here, we’d probably pay YOU to comment.

  6. 6 mdhatter

    i have not used IRC since, probably, 1996, maybe ‘95. Then again, I haven’t left my mom’s basement since ‘99, so who am I to judge?

    jeez, the last art bage was when? late ‘94 maybe?

  7. 7 Demogenes Aristophanes

    Thank you for waking me from my blog hiatus. I’m back up and posting now. I thank you, but I’m sure the starving orphans I was feeding over the past week don’t thank you.

  8. 8 almostinfamous

    if you guys do IRC, you’ll love the chewy goodness of bash.org

    but then you probably already knew that.

  9. 9 Pinko Punko

    Do you mean they are continuing to not thank me, or are they actively UNthanking me. There is a difference.

  10. 10 Demogenes Aristophanes

    Both. But they’re also thanking you. It’s a crazy mixed up world with these orphans. On IRC, man I used to have ICQ but does that count? Like Seitz, I don’t think I’ve done the actual chatroom thing since ‘96 or so, on AOL. I think I might still have a date with the world’s biggest 16-year-old female Teemu Selanne fan, via the hockey chat room I got into one time. Can they arrest me for that?

  11. 11 Seitz

    Anyone who admits to being a Teemu Selanne fan deserves to have the ever-living crap beat out of them. Seriously.

    We started doing IRC during the MLB in probably 2003 in lieu of the regular game chatters. Some people kept doing it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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