The votes for teh l4m3.
He has made the Koufax semi’s for commenting at S,N! and, and…. Eschaton? I really wish Atrios would get off our tip. I am sick of him JOCKING us. He’s gotta fly solo, not ride the Bulls coattails. Although could someone send the SPCA to save his cats? I’m not sure that the posting algorithm that has replaced him is remembering to feed them. And no matter how much “Jane Speak, You Listen” or any amount of Digby nailing it can really open up the cans of Fancy Feast those pussies are craving.
Koufax awards? Yawn. No, really big yawn, larger than even, say, Jonah Goldberg’s waist (or even waste) size. Proof that the Koufax awards are more uselss than, say, Lileks’s manly member is that Eschaton is nominated as best blog. How can any award be given to someone who’s been replaced by macro that posts yet another open thread and only drops by in person to post fuzzy, grainy inept digital photos of fat, ugly useless cats? The only thing Duncan deserves for all that work is a job at FEMA.
(Blog Whore Alert) Of course, were an infinitely superior blog nominated I would be all over the awards like K-Lo on an all-you-can-eat buffet table. Anyway, I’m off to stuff the ballot box for teh, the only remaining reason for those awards to continue to exist.
Well, he shows up to let everyone know when he’ll be at Drinking Liberally.
Stupid Atrios. You bring down one southern secret Dixiecrat Senator, you get threatened with a lawsuit from another online writer, and you fill out one school disciplinary form misspelling some words making fun of a current event issue and mixing it with the President’s trip to take fake turkeys to the troops in Iraq, and then people think you’re a God!
Don’t they realize he lives in Philadelphia?! God would never live in Philly!
Clif, it sounds like you need the warm, loving companionship of the ‘Baggies. The ‘Baggies are the awards that 3Bulls! will be giving out, although we’re being even more Koufaxish about these than the Sadly, No! guys are about their Cobb awards, because we haven’t even come up with names for the categories.
Oh yeah, also, we came up with an alternaawards before Gavin and Brad did. So those guys will be nominated for the ‘Baggie in Chundermuffinitude.
How can any award be given to someone who’s been replaced by macro that posts yet another open thread and only drops by in person to post fuzzy, grainy inept digital photos of fat, ugly useless cats?
Hahahahahahaa
Hey, that reminds me. I need to post some pictures of my fat, ugly, useless cat.
On a more serious note, I’d like to thank each and every one of you cobags for your miserable failure to vote for RoD in the “Best New Blog” catagory. I’m fully aware that RoD is, in actual fact, NOT the best new blog in the bloggyverse or whatever, but c’mon. We had DEENA!
Didn’t I vote for you?
On top of that the open threads are openly disparaging of the people that comment there- “yeah. yeah, another stupid open thread.”
what do you think he’s neck deep in? w***** or c***?
Yeah, Res, because you were falling all over yourself to vote for us.
don’t lie.
I voted for you, Res, and got no love at all. Blue Girl sent over a full marching band to my place and a new shipment of her first-prize baked goods. Where is the love?
P.S. Sorry 3B!, youse got hozed.
Damn Blue Girl and her pep-squad ways. To be honest, I didn’t go look at the votes because…ummm….that’s a LOT of scrolling. But props to the few non-cobags who actually stood up to the terrorists and voted for the Republic.
I might have voted for us or BG, I can’t remember.
I’m outraged! I’ve never commented on Atrios. (Okay, there was that one time, but I was drunk!)
yeah right, teh…FRIST!!!!
Near as I can tell I’m craving PORK, BITCHEZZZZ!
It was teh in the open thread with a frist.
n4il3d!!!!!!!!
pwn3d?
i voted for teh. because he visits me though i do not have much to say…
AIF, that’s the saddest comment I think I’ve ever seen on any of the internets.
I voteed for Teh because he sexes me up hot and hard. Oh….did I type that?
I refuse to vote for these things because of the baseball connection. DC does not need to pay for a stadium for the lame-ass Natties when the schools are physically falling apart around the students. I am infuriated by this crap. More than $600 Million for a stadium that would not even earn the District one red cent? What the Christ is wrong with these bastards? Ok, I need to stop before I smash my office to splinters of pressed wood furniture.
In other news, I would totally vote for the ‘Baggies, in the hopes of being nominated for something indubitably hilarious like Best Blog Run By a High Functioning Autistic Paranoid Schizophrenic/Lunatic Genius.
I think that is a category too, Chuckles- I just need to check if it is paird with most mysterious beard-enshrouded gay lumberjack that lives in the woods, if so you might have to share the nomination with teh.
I refuse to vote for these things because of the baseball connection. DC does not need to pay for a stadium for the lame-ass Natties when the schools are physically falling apart around the students. I am infuriated by this crap. More than $600 Million for a stadium that would not even earn the District one red cent? What the Christ is wrong with these bastards? Ok, I need to stop before I smash my office to splinters of pressed wood furniture.
Welcome to Charlotte, Chuckles.
We just got the Bobcats in a new stadium that was actually voted down by the public in a referendum, we get to pay extra taxes to build the NASCAR Hall of fame, and some dumbshit wants to bring the Florida Marlins here.
They also announced last week that we wouldn’t have enough money to repair the all the roads this year (they didn’t repair any of the roads last year because all the money needed to go to the Bobcats Arena and to the bonus check for the city planner. Meanwhile I have to buy new tires twice a year and get my wheels aligned on a weekly basis.)
I’d like align Bud Selig’s wheels. Up his CHRIST!
But seriously, I could beat the ever loving Christ out of that Christing Christhole all Christing day. I would line up all of his Christing supporters and shills and just beat them mercilessly and make them all watch while paralyzed by some exotic South Seas fish extract. Then I would administer the antidote just before commencing with the unholy beating. Mmmm, yes, yes indeed.