Eat it Homophobes!!!

So this is what it has all come to in our Ann Bartowian world: where up is down, heroes become villains, the oppressed become the oppressors, and our internet buddies become racists.

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The time has come for you to grow a brain, and failing that, take a class in Jesus, civil rights, cookie Jesus, cookie civil rights. I am not allowed to claim you are on drugs, so I’ll claim that you are pig ignorant. Like Gregor says, Three Bulls! declares a fatwa against bullshit “intolerance” lawsuits. This lawsuit is the other side of the “Rapists for Sensitivity” coin. Seriously. TLR8 1NTLRNC3! I <3 Ruth Malhotra! and your punk ass orthodox co-plaintiff. I’m sending AG over to degrade him with a 3 foot diameter hole in the marital sheet.

Double Update

We can only hope that General JC Christian doesn’t take up the cause against us. WOOPS. The general usually posts e-mails if you want to politely give Ms. Cobag a piece of your non-harassing mind.

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39 Responses to “Eat it Homophobes!!!”


  1. 1 Gregor Samsa

    This type of shit makes me so fricking mad!

  2. 2 Gregor Samsa

    Where in the hell is our leadership? Where are our moral and progressive leaders on this issue and the immigration issue? Cowering in the corner worrying about the implications for the next election? Well get brave and call a cobag a cobag. If you lead people will follow. I’ve had it with silence and timidity and it’s time that we worried more about doing what’s right as opposed to what will win elections.

  3. 3 Pinko Punko

    My religion demands that that woman be forced to wear a g*dd*mned clown suit with no poophole for the duration of this lawsuit.

  4. 4 Gregor Samsa

    That’s awesome PP!

  5. 5 Pinko Punko

    She basically wants to be able to harass gays because she is saying that not being able to harass them harasses her. The sad thing is why must we be forced to propose crimes of Twilight Zone-esque comeuppance for these people to understand how much BS they crap on the world? Does this woman and that other guy have to be shown what actual harassment is to understand? I single her out because the article makes it seem like she is a college republican shit-disturber.

  6. 6 Yosef

    You know, the batshit insane thing about this is, if they want to have a group that excludes somebody, that’s bad, but that’s the low end of the spectrum. I wouldn’t want to be part of a group like that, if they were already trying to exclude me. I might shoot at them with paint balls and water balloons, but who really cares. But one thing in that article really gets me. They were complaining about how high school students can’t wear anti-gay t-shirts.

    I mean, am I right that it’s one thing to have an exclusionary organization, and completely different to wear a t-shirt? When you’re in a meeting with the organization, it can be closed off and private, and then your views, retarded as they may be, can be discussed within this privacy.

    But if you’re wearing a t-shirt that says “Eat It, Fairies!!1!!” Then you’re taking your opinion out and harassaing people with it, right?

    There is a high School in NC that decided to ban the gay student club. I was really proud of the local news as I watched the story about it though. They said, “Well, the state law says that all student-run non-curricular organizations have to be given equal consideration. So that means this school will now have to shut down their honors society, the Key Club, the Junior Civitans, the Chess club, and all others.” (This coming from a TV station not far from where Tammy Faye Bakker still lives!)

  7. 7 almostinfamous

    man…….. indian people sure like to be intolerant!

    Ruth Malhotra is obviously of Indian ‘descent’(and descended she has, very far down the evolutionary ladder)

    shit, her dad probably only converted so he could tap her mom’s [bleeeeeeeeeep] and already she’s a fundie!

    *rest of post pre-emptively deleted to prevent further cursewords

    speeaakin of curse words, Geenie C. needs to check out what PP’s been sayin over at FW!!

    oh, and Ruth Malhotra

  8. 8 Chuckles

    My religion says that it is unlawful for me to poop anywhere but on her face. I wonder how hard this is going to make reading SciAm while dumping now.

  9. 9 Clif

    <Blogwhore> Breaking news! I have discovered Ruthie’s Georgia Tech email address. And her home page, although it’s really more of a shack page or a hovel page than a home page, if you know what I mean. Details at my place. </Blogwhore>

  10. 10 fulsome

    Can I get a ruling on fobag?

    Is it to early to combine fucking cobag into one word or is there a better way to do it. Because my pissed off meter is about to ricochet off the goddamned scale.

  11. 11 Chuckles

    Shut up, fobag.

  12. 12 Clif

    fuckobag kinda rolls off the tongue.

  13. 13 Chuckles

    fucobag?

    Is that too close to Fubu?

  14. 14 almostinfamous

    can i post yet or does spam karma still think i’m a cobagg-o-botron 3000?

  15. 15 Pinko Punko

    Except Yosef, thatis exactly what a high school in Utah did, to ban the gay club, they banned all clubs. Tradmunches.

  16. 16 Geenie Cola

    I’m now going to harrass all of you who use the f-word. EAT IT F WORD USERS!!!@!!!11!
    Fulsome YOU should know better!

  17. 17 anyone but fulsome

    GC is a fobag!

  18. 18 Yosef

    PP, I can’t remember exactly where that school was, but if it was in the backwoods areas, then they’ll ban all clubs. After all, why the hell would you want to go to college anyway? You think you’re better’n me?

    Other areas would have some backlash to banning the other programs.

  19. 19 Geenie Cola

    I’m baffled that Ruth doesn’t see the obsuredness of her lawsuit. I want the world to stop harassing me but I better da*m well be able to harrass the world. She really puts the moron in oxymoron.

  20. 20 Nobody but Fulsome

    GC Rocks! It’s the rest of you that suck.

  21. 21 teh l4m3

    “Christians…are going to have to take a stand for the right to be Christian.”

    And being Christian means acting like the most spittle-flecked, feces-flinging, abusive lunatic you can imagine. Check.

  22. 22 Chuckles

    Because Christians everywhere need to stand up and demand 50 more Christian Presidents in a row and to demand greater than 95% market saturation! Why can’t people just see the truth of the one true religion? Now, if I could just remember if that was episcopalian, presbyterian, lutheran, baptist, southern baptist, evangelical, catholic, anglican, missouri sinod or koreshian.

  23. 23 Shayera

    Hey now! Not all my people are giganamous f*ckwad cobags! A lot of them are. Really really lots of them are. Frankly, I’m getting depressed things of just how many of them are true embodiments of the word cobag. But not all of us!

  24. 24 Pinko Punko

    Shayera! Thanks for representing- aif usually represents the subcontinent non-cobags, and we appreciate you chiming in- in this case I think we can determine it is a distinctly American influence that has affected Ms. Malhotra. It’s called the College Republicans.

  25. 25 Shayera

    Pinko Punko,
    It’s not just the College Republicans. A Director in the Association my Mom works for is “donating to Tom DeLay” cobag. The subcontinent has spawned many many complete asshats.

  26. 26 Pinko Punko

    What is this asshattery? Why is this? Delay? DELAY???

  27. 27 Shayera

    Well, to be really clear, my parents do live in Houston. So they are somewhat surrounded.
    But she and my Dad are true blue non-cobag Democrats. Nick Lampson supporting ones at that.

  28. 28 Demogenes Aristophanes

    What with plans to nuke Iran, immigrant demonstrations, Tom De Lay, the Bush leaks, Iraq, weird sci-fi fables promoting genocide, WRN’s righteous assault on the WH cobagz, the possiblity of a Poynter Sisters reunion, etc. etc. …. it is just impossible to keep up with all that PLUS majority religionist lawsuits to secure a right to gaybash.

    I wish the times were simpler, like they were way back when everything that needed to be said politically could be said with a DIY Chevy Tahoe ad.

  29. 29 Gregor Samsa

    AIF and Shayera – Aw, you know I love India and the Indian people! And I would never conflate the action of one bad apple with entirety of India.

    I was so seething while reading the article the first time that I totally missed the facts that she was a woman and of Indian descent. In fact, while reading, I was imagining some Nathan Tabor-esque cobag. I guess that racist and sexist too, not imagining someone like Ms. Malhorta being capable of such slimy behavior.

  30. 30 MIELIKKI'S Husband

    Hey, please delete the previous one. The analogy loses something.

    In the asylum, some patients hear voices that tell them to reach into their cobags and smear themselves. You cannot reason these folks out of this behavior. In their heads, shit-smearing covers themselves in righteousness before the voices. All we can do is try to mitigate the damages. In the asylum, it’s illegal to prevent them from filling their cobags, but we can try to catch them before they advance from smearing themselves to smearing their fellow patients.

    Now one of the patients has appealed to the headmaster to expand acceptable shit-smearing. “Artists,” a spokesman said, “are going to have to take a stand for the right to be artists.” He refused to acknowledge that about three out of four asylum patients were artists, and not all the artists were shit-smearers. Another spokesman fumed, “Think how marginalized shit-EATERS are. If we don’t address this now, it will only get worse.” He continued, “If shit-smearers cannot practice their freedom of artistic expression, then no artist is safe.”

    I agree. As asylum workers, we must allow shit-smearers to continue smearing themselves, as long as they don’t start smearing their fellow patients. Considering the close quarters, it’s a delicate balancing act, especially because the smell bothers the other patients. But the alternative is worse. Let the shit-smearing continue.

  31. 31 MIELIKKI'S Husband

    Obviously only asylum workers are constrained to allow smearers to continue their act. If an employer wants to fire a smearer for smearing, that’s perfectly within the rights of the employer. Further, asylum workers should never be required to participate in the smearing.

  32. 32 Ranjit

    It is not her indian descent which is going nuts in her head. It is the conservative christianity which is.

    I am from India and I am liberal. I am with Ruth until the point that she should be able to make statements about what she believes but not dash some letters to some one with insults.

    If you blame indians for this ridiculous behavior, I feel pity for your ignorance.

    http://www.tarip.friko.pl/india_g/tn_040_kajuraho_temple.html

    This is a picture from a temple built long long ago. We were lot more liberal than anyone else and sex was treated as a part of life. The Fuckin british came there and said we were illiterate, uncultured and poor and stole a lot of wealth. Then came the missionary bastards to convert all the hindus in darkness and this Ruth’s family should be one of those idiots who converted.

    If there is any one to blame for this intolerance, it is the fuckin evangelist organisations and the useless fellows who fund them. Come to india and see for yourself what tolerance means.

    If you think Ruth is the worse, wait for the fresh batch of converts to come from india, you will see a lot more junk than this.

  33. 33 Pinko Punko

    Hi, Ranjit,

    Almostimfamous himself is Indian, he was just annoyed with Ms. Malhotra.

  34. 34 almostinfamous

    hi ranjiit. as PP pointed out, me am from india. and if i openly expressed my views on any range of issues i would probably be ostracized from ‘civil society’ on grounds of being a supra-leftist.

    so dude, cold chill.

    there are plenty of social conservatives in india in positions of power, mind, who do the same thing donning the mask of hinduism(which is pretty liberal at its long-buried heart) *coughvhp/rsscough*. religion doesn’t really come into it as much as utter cobagularity and intolerance.

  35. 35 almostinfamous

    and mind you, i said ruth malhotra had fallen off the evolutionary ladder, not the whole peoples of india in case you thought i was being racist.

  36. 36 RUTH MALHOTRA

    Im a cobag

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