Emu ALERT!

The whiff of emu emanates.  Beware its beguiling odor.  P/Am-andagon/munds? alerts us to a Bartowian controversy.  It is important that you know about this situation, dear readers.  However, if anyone from 3B goes over to look at the Emus and is disruptive, you are gonna get it.  Save your disruption for Pandagon.  When people have pages with the word “Space” in the title and the prefix is not “My” they don’t like intrusions of a seemingly patriarchichal nature.  So don’t be Chumpwads.

25 Responses to “Emu ALERT!”


  1. 1 fulsome

    I was hoping to beat you to noticing the pandagon post…but alas

    Personally, I know this thread is just a test of your effort:comment theory so…

    EAT IT!!!!!!!! lozer cobag!

  2. 2 Pinko Punko

    What you may notice is that we weren’t even the first to leave the cobag comment- a delightful Shannon did.

  3. 3 Demogenes Aristophanes

    Damn you. I had just posted about your MIA status in this burgeoning controversy.

  4. 4 Pinko Punko

    we have our eyes on the internet.

  5. 5 almostinfamous

    look at PP, spreading the word of cobag

  6. 6 Jillian

    However, if anyone from 3B goes over to look at the Emus and is disruptive, you are gonna get it.

    Not that I was going to….but if I did, what would I get?

  7. 7 Yosef

    Whoa! Hold up! Is it just me and my strong indoctination to the patriarchy from the time I was a kid, or is the definition of “Three Bagger” (which I had never heard of before) not the damndest funny thing on that post!1

    I’m surprised she didn’t include Tea Bagger or anything like that.

    What a cobmuffin.

  8. 8 teh l4m3

    So wait, what’s this about Adam Yoshida?

  9. 9 Pinko Punko

    Yoshi’s advocacy for nucelar annihiliation is a wonder and now he is defending the genocide of native north americans.

  10. 10 Pinko Punko

    Oh, Jillypants, you’d get a non-approving smack on yer bum, as opposed to the usual comradely butt-slaps around here.

  11. 11 Jillian

    I was hoping it would be a lovely parting gift, like a year’s supply of Turtle Wax.

    But your sounds nice, too!

  12. 12 Chuckles

    “There is no apparatus available to clean them, though they are far more likely to need a good hosing down (pardon the term) than women’s genitalia;”

    I find this hilarious in its offhanded insults to the male penus.

  13. 13 Pinko Punko

    It’s not that hard to wash a penus, although if you have a hooded cobra snake, maybe you need to do some more work. I wouldn’t know.

  14. 14 Jeremías

    I am now concerned about these terms:

    barf bag
    dirt bag
    doggie bag
    footbag

    Should I use them? Perhaps someone can help clarify their etymology.

  15. 15 Pinko Punko

    Oh JEremias. Why don’t you just say the C-word??? I mean how COULD you!

    I mean you basically just said “labialmuffinclitorisnuggetvulvawad”

  16. 16 Jeremías

    Well, I don’t mean to be a Crudbag about this. I’m just looking for some help.

    My worries continue to mount:

    bean bag
    dime bag
    evidence bag
    diplomatic pouch

  17. 17 Pinko Punko

    My god!

    Where will it end?

    The Z-word??????

  18. 18 Jeremías

    Yeah, ziplock bag. I was wondering about that one too.

  19. 19 Chuckles

    I have filled my share of diplomatic pouches in my day.

    Hooded cobras are a bitch, man. You have to keep the flute swaying back and forth to occupy the thing to keep it from injecting you with neurotoxins.

  20. 20 Pinko Punko

    Or a hot-beef bolus, as teh l4m3 would say.

  21. 21 almostinfamous

    the return of the b-word!

  22. 22 Pinko Punko

    hey what about bag-els? They do have holes in them.

  23. 23 almostinfamous

    umm your widgets just went ker-plooey for me

  24. 24 Pinko Punko

    they do that every once and awhile. a reload usually kicks their butt.

  25. 25 almostinfamous

    yeah.. that worked. i pressed the end key and all i got was a screen full of blue and some undefined calls to lazy-ass functions. i blame the unions!

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