The whiff of emu emanates. Beware its beguiling odor. P/Am-andagon/munds? alerts us to a Bartowian controversy. It is important that you know about this situation, dear readers. However, if anyone from 3B goes over to look at the Emus and is disruptive, you are gonna get it. Save your disruption for Pandagon. When people have pages with the word “Space” in the title and the prefix is not “My” they don’t like intrusions of a seemingly patriarchichal nature. So don’t be Chumpwads.
Words of Wisdom
Is there a Ty for Bonds defenders? Cos I would win.
1. Least Humorous: Drum in a dullslide. There was this one post a few months ago where he literally said, ‘My first instinct was to just make fun of X, but instead I will upchuck yet another turgid slab of mind-bending water-treading dullness that makes Ann Althouse look like the doyenne of partisanship.’ (slightly paraphrased) … sadly, Greenwald is a rising star in this category as well. But also megafrists to Chadwick on Atrios … like Preznit Give Me Turkee was slightly funny the first time, but the 1,000th serving of its leftovers, not so much.
2. Most Deserving of Less Recognition: EschatamericaTboggblog
3. Worst Community: Dave Neiwart, but only cos I can’t get his comments to work. But I imagine his comments are lively. So, instead, Atrios, where there are more ‘Goodnight JohnBoy’ comments on a single open thread than there would be on an alien planet that based its entire civilization on The Waltons.
1. Least Humorous: Drum in a dullslide. There was this one post a few months ago where he literally said, ‘My first instinct was to just make fun of X, but instead I will upchuck yet another turgid slab of mind-bending water-treading dullness that makes Ann Althouse look like the doyenne of partisanship.’ (slightly paraphrased) … sadly, Greenwald is a rising star in this category as well. But also megafrists to Chadwick on Atrios … like Preznit Give Me Turkee was slightly funny the first time, but the 1,000th serving of its leftovers, not so much.
2. Most Deserving of Less Recognition: EschatamericaTboggblog
3. Worst Community: Dave Neiwart, but only cos I can’t get his comments to work. But I imagine his comments are lively. So, instead, Atrios, where there are more ‘Goodnight JohnBoy’ comments on a single open thread than there would be on an alien planet that based its entire civilization on The Waltons.
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May 15, 2009
May 15, 2009
I was hoping to beat you to noticing the pandagon post…but alas
Personally, I know this thread is just a test of your effort:comment theory so…
EAT IT!!!!!!!! lozer cobag!
What you may notice is that we weren’t even the first to leave the cobag comment- a delightful Shannon did.
Damn you. I had just posted about your MIA status in this burgeoning controversy.
we have our eyes on the internet.
look at PP, spreading the word of cobag
However, if anyone from 3B goes over to look at the Emus and is disruptive, you are gonna get it.
Not that I was going to….but if I did, what would I get?
Whoa! Hold up! Is it just me and my strong indoctination to the patriarchy from the time I was a kid, or is the definition of “Three Bagger” (which I had never heard of before) not the damndest funny thing on that post!1
I’m surprised she didn’t include Tea Bagger or anything like that.
What a cobmuffin.
So wait, what’s this about Adam Yoshida?
Yoshi’s advocacy for nucelar annihiliation is a wonder and now he is defending the genocide of native north americans.
Oh, Jillypants, you’d get a non-approving smack on yer bum, as opposed to the usual comradely butt-slaps around here.
I was hoping it would be a lovely parting gift, like a year’s supply of Turtle Wax.
But your sounds nice, too!
“There is no apparatus available to clean them, though they are far more likely to need a good hosing down (pardon the term) than women’s genitalia;”
I find this hilarious in its offhanded insults to the male penus.
It’s not that hard to wash a penus, although if you have a hooded cobra snake, maybe you need to do some more work. I wouldn’t know.
I am now concerned about these terms:
barf bag
dirt bag
doggie bag
footbag
Should I use them? Perhaps someone can help clarify their etymology.
Oh JEremias. Why don’t you just say the C-word??? I mean how COULD you!
I mean you basically just said “labialmuffinclitorisnuggetvulvawad”
Well, I don’t mean to be a Crudbag about this. I’m just looking for some help.
My worries continue to mount:
bean bag
dime bag
evidence bag
diplomatic pouch
My god!
Where will it end?
The Z-word??????
Yeah, ziplock bag. I was wondering about that one too.
I have filled my share of diplomatic pouches in my day.
Hooded cobras are a bitch, man. You have to keep the flute swaying back and forth to occupy the thing to keep it from injecting you with neurotoxins.
Or a hot-beef bolus, as teh l4m3 would say.
the return of the b-word!
hey what about bag-els? They do have holes in them.
umm your widgets just went ker-plooey for me
they do that every once and awhile. a reload usually kicks their butt.
yeah.. that worked. i pressed the end key and all i got was a screen full of blue and some undefined calls to lazy-ass functions. i blame the unions!