May all your doughnut dreams come true.
P.S. Your special birthday Canadian candy collection is due to arrive on August 1
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Whoa! Feliz Navidad!!
My Dad used to say Birfday? What’s up with that on 3B!?
Silly Cancer, doughnuts are for UC!
Happy Birthday, Pinko! Are you having cake or sticking candles into a giant sausage patty?
The sausages themselves will be the candles. Just light the fatty end.
Sigh. Thanks kiddoes!
More clues for MC Tricky Ding Dong to out the Bulls, nto that MBNA hasn’t sold everyone my personal info anyway.
With that a poem:
“I used to be Karl Malone and Magic Johnson/
now I am Larry Bird/
still can’t grow a porn stache”
A Gift for You
It was either that or a box of poly-cotton handkerchiefs. That’s what happens when one waits until the last minute.
Tigrismus, that is the single greatest accomplishment of modern science I can imagine. As for trying to compete with that banner entry …. I’m out.
happy birthday froggito! i could give you the full explaination of why your present hasnt arrived yet.. but it is full of such drama and intrigue i feel you might wet yourself. and wetting oneself is a bad thing.. especially on ones birthday, so let’s just leave it at i suck and sent it late. i do hope you have a wonderful birthday! love, lizard
Have the happiest of happy birthdays ever! Play Bingo and drink schnapps, or whatever it is you west coast supergeniuses get up to on your special days.
Many happy returns of the day. Here’s hoping some Spudnuts fall into your clutches!
Mele Kalikimaka, dude!
Far away far
In University town
There Pinko did walk
In a lilac nightgown
Plush carrot all a-squawk
As his dog capered round
Dean that old Dean
Did step up with a smirk:
“They let you out of the lab?
I thought they chained you at work!”
Then he hurried on past
As Pinko muttered “Quel jerk”
Lunch time for lunch
Gastronomical bliss
“Let’s see – sausage? A pork chop?
Well, whatev, I can’t miss!”
And walking to the café
His thoughts ran like this:
Pigs yummy pigs
Hmm, perhaps we could splice
Some bits onto their genome –
Oh, we’d be quite precise –
That might further the cause
Of pork snorkels – how nice!
Code codon code
We could add – let us say –
Six or eight extra ribs –
That won’t get in their way.
Perhaps self curing hams?
Oh, who would say nay!
Far away far
In University town
There Pinko did walk
In a lilac nightgown
And the donuts like rain
Fell from trees to the ground
Gak – perhaps someone could fix the punctuation error in line 2 of the second to last verse?
Plover, that is some sweet sweet science verse. I can smell the ammonium persulfate!
Everyone knows that it smells better, like delicious methanol and glycine transfer buffer. So tempted to drink. Goodbye world.
NO.
I shall not!
My purpose:
To ascertain the thought of plover and fix the punctuation error.
Happy belated Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary, PP! I hope it was filled with the bass pluckings and vocal stylings of one Geddy Lee. He’s definitely playing at my SJFA fiesta, which just so happens to be today.
And just like that, my comment drought is over!
I’m sorry, I should have been clearer. What was needed was a semicolon to complete the html entity – which produces an en-dash. In other words it should read:
We could add – let us say –
And first time through I did read that as:
delicious methanol and glycine transfer butter
Coming soon to a supermarket aisle near you?
Belated today or belated yesterday, robo?
That is too super awesome if it was yesterday, meaning the today we were previously talking about.
Lazer Rush for everyone, and to you and yours!
Belated yesterday. Mine was today, which only makes it slightly less super awesome. But still, it’s only one day short of a festival.
I requested “Closer To The Heart,” but apparently I’m only awesome enough to hear “The Trees.” Damn that Geddy!
Wow, he played “Spirit of Radio” for the 3B after party.
I’m 3daze late! Where’s teh p4rty?
D’oh!!
Well, happy birfday anyway. It seems I was mostly asleep on the day, and that’s never good….