To post. Only 6 minutes left in my special day. However, thanks to everyone for their kind wishes. If I could only be mowing on a Spudnut right now.
Please note that since we have admitted to be tainted by science beyond shooting lazers etc. I have updated the blogrollio (way down at the bottom) with some sciencey ones. In honor of this occasion, let us show them that 3B can outdork them. I shall start:
“I’ll admit to subscribing to Astronomy magazine, but it was really only for the articles.”
One more:
“My other comment was written in Fortran.”
That being said, I am sad I did not have this for dinner. I had what you would consider the sad, sad pretender to that. Thanks Men. D.
Happy bday Punk.
A few science geek comments:
Wnt is for chumps. EGF rOOLz.
In Attack of the Clones, everyone knows that the beast attacking Amidala is impossible because animals with exoskeltons could not grow that large.
Can you believe he confused median with mean? What a wanker.
Copernicus, Einstein, and Hawking go into a bar…
You know that don’t cross the streams thing in Ghostbusters? Yeah, this is worse.
See, that was one of my complaints about that scene in Ep 2. The other complaint I had was that her shit ripped off in such a way that, while appealing, was largely impossible as we understand clothing physics.
I am far more worried about twinkies than any man has a right.
this thread is several orders of magnitude more disappointing than my simulations predicted.
Well, after fish’s “median/mean” joke, everything I can think of just seems so average.
In all seriousness, I looked at the pipettman and the centrifuge in Tigrimus’ pork header and did feel a sense of longing for my old lab days.
If ever a comment represented the mode of Three Bulls, it was tigrismus’s. Geometrically speaking.
tigrisemus, I am not worthy.
fish in the hizzy!
nerd
Dude, my better half was actually down on the Matrix (as I was noting how it didn’t suck nearly as badly as I expected it to) because the premise was so thermodynamically implausible.
tigrisemus?!! Are you implying I’m a flightless feline, my piscine partner in palaver?
How on earth did that get there? It must have been an outlier data point not used to calculate the m_an. See what I m_an?
My deepest apologies…
Classic
May your orbitofrontal cortex initiate the simulation of a motor program expressing warm regards! Two days ago when it was actually your birthday! Did I find the thread!?
Chickety Check! I have not seen a better internetentional triangulatory surfulation from the android of my idolization, Sifu Tweety. Let’s drink tranya!
1) I was not invited to the festivities despite intimaions that a gift was desired…
2) We are glad you are more openly accepting of your nerdiness. You don’t have to be ashamed.
3) Guess who just ate a burrito al pastor?
4) It is scientifically proven that seeing the sunrise withot having slept is far superior to any other options.
5) Sorry, I’m not really thinking abot science.
damn, late to a spate of birthdays, eh. that sucks. hope the nephews are happy.