Now guys, don’t half ass this contest.
Three Bulls! is so half assed…
…that the recipe for Three Bulls! calls for Ass, 1/2.
Three Bulls! is so half assed…
…they make the shuttle program look good.
Three Bulls! is so half assed…
the celeberity deli sandwich named after Three Bulls! is open-faced and the condiments come on the side.
that if it was a candy bar it would be a Take 2.5.
that it makes Chuckles Epic Wang (CEW) and innie rather than an outie.
that HNT consists of a partial view of a fully socked foot!
…that Prof. Booty actually exists but doesn’t post.
…that all the condiment jars are empty.
…that i am only posting this comment in order to not scroll down the page
…that glenn reynolds takes “heh. indeed” lessons from you
…that they only ever manage to shoot LEDs at Peuget Sound
… that you get commenters to do the work for you
that Pinko Punko reserves his hatred for semicolon misuse and not colon misuse
…that ‘Eric The Half A Bee’ is the theme song, blog pet, AND the official insect at 3BCo Int.
3 Bulls! – the sound of one buttock pooting.
that they buy slims instead of huskies.
that you only get a 1.5-tip roast.
that Gregor doesn’t get a Cheney.
that they can’t sit on a 3-legged stool (I don’t know what this means either).
they need a cobag.
…that we even half ass being half assed, hence the notorious 3 Bulls! quartus derrierus.
Good grief. This site doesn’t even qualify as .5 ass.
We’re so half-assed that 0.5X ass solution is actually 20X Three Bulls solution.
We’re so half-assed, there has never been a more ironic use of an exclamation point than Three Bulls!
We’re so half-assed that the only thing that motivates us to write posts is the lamentation of our own half-assedness.
3b is so half assed that when you phone it in, NASA thinks it’s one of the Voyagers
3Bulls! is so half-assed, it can’t turn the other cheek. BECAUSE IT’S ONLY GOT ONE!!!111!!
3Bulls! is so half-assed, it makes Lindsay Lohan look like Katie Couric.
3Bulls! is so half-assed, it makes Michael Brown jealous.
3Bulls! is so half-assed it can’t sit down.
3BISHAT we can’t be bother but to use 1st letter of word abbreviations for evrything we use more than once.
…is so half assed they couldn’t even make up a decent analogy for half assedness.
…is so half assed that even teh l4m3 wouldn’t check them out if they were wearing half-assless chaps on nine dollar beer night at the Smoking Pole Club.
…is so half assed that Ann Althouse pledged to donate a portion of her ass and then tossed the bill on top of her unfulfilled PBS pledge cards.
…is so half assed that the dictionary has a blank in both the half ass and 3 Bulls locations.
…is so half ass that 53.672134% of all 3 Bulls jokes now involve my wang.
…is so half assed that even my comments are funny roughly 48.33565 to 52.0235452% of the time.
…is so half assed the dogs only have half the required rear legs.
…that when traveling through Oaxaca they ride bur-.
3 Bulls is so half assed.
…that their compound adjectives are unhyphenated.
… that I mistook that ironic exclamation point for a factorial sign, as in:
(3Bulls*2Bulls*1Bull)
Hee Hee @ DFR!
is so half assed that when the time comes, they’ll probably just bring condoms and mints to the Oil Platform.
I immeditately suspend the contest and transfer all delegate votes to dEn.
Whatever, babymaker!
i didnt know fish was a supreme court judge
btw, 3b is so half-assed that half their roster is unknown to all of their readers
I happily regret to inform you that all your blog is mine.
Just read Kelo v. New London.
And 3B! is so half assed that it will only read Kelo.
3B is so half-assed that they were hired to ghost write Michelle Malkin’s next book.
3B is so half-assed that…oh, hell….I don’t know. It’s too depressing to even finish.
3Bulls! is so half-assed, I have only left two comments on this thread.
3BISHAT I will only return to view comments on this post.
3B is so half assed they root for teams with names like Hurricanes and Man U.