You ask yourself, is this so delicious your eyes are watering, or is it artfully out of focus? The answer is most likely both. Who would have the chutzpah to dingle dangle such meatly delights? I ask you, who? Other than 3B, natch.
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What is it? I had a spendid concoction called “Salted & Spiced Crispy Pork” from the always-wonderful Phoenix Cafe yesterday…..sooooo good.
Now that is my kind of salad.
I have special contacts with images of meat painted on them, so that picture was doubly delicious.
Looks like fried turd salad ala poop.
That better have lemon sauce, or I be fixin’ to smack a b*tch.
Fried meat with green stuff on top. Yeah, I’d eat that.
Silly rabbits! It’s not fried. And you DID eat that, UC.
And it was delicious. Now what was that again?
WHAT IS IT?? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!
LEMON SAUCE? Lemon sauce? LEMON sauce? Lemon SAUCE?
Don’t start sh*t you can’t end, ho.
I’ll give a hint- it is encrusted in lemongrass amongst other savory spices.
Oh, I think I know now. You would consume said item with, for example, an Imperial roll, no?
possibilimento
ewww @ lemon sauce
people who always order lemon chicken are never good in bed.
My fave are the families that go out for chinese and eschew variety in favor of thre orders of lemon chicken, one order of sweet and sour chicken, and for the adventurous, one order of general tso/tsao/gao/ga/anonymous’s chicken.
it vaguely resembles a pineapple puree encrusted glazed ham I concocted just after easter (when hams are cheap).
and that looks damned good.
This post is offensive to people who can’t eat. But if you want to go ahead and offend people, that is your choice.
Kathleen is on fire today. Nobody channels emu like K.
people who always order lemon chicken are never good in bed. Funny I made that same correlation with those that don’t like black licorice.
I didn’t realize how much you hated Black Licorice, Gregor. At least that’s what Shortsniffer told me.
Burn on Gregor! Burn on Gregor! Oh wait, I love black licorice!
I think that a certain individual whose name begins with P and ends in O and has an ‘inko Punk’ in the middle might not be such a fan though.
I did have this theory about strong foods (e.g., black licorice) and being good in bed but I don’t have enough data to draw any conclusions….yet!!!
I prefer submissive foods in bed.
Black licorice is disgusting, and people who like it are undoubtedly perverts who pay midgets for golden showers, etc. The problem with black licorice is not that it is “strong”, but that it is “nasty”. It tastes bad. No one needs to apologize for not liking food that tastes bad.
people who always order lemon chicken are never good in bed
Well, this is categorically untrue. I order lemon chicken as a benchmark for assessing the late night potential of any new chinese delivery establishment. If they can’t make a good lemon chicken, they don’t get my wang.
I mean business. They don’t get my business.
Haha! ooops.
I love black licorice Altoids. I’m inviting you all to my human pony adult baby midget golden shower.
I’m inviting you all to my human pony adult baby midget golden shower.
Finally, someone who knows how to have a good time!
mmm Black Licorice!
“people who always [okay, occasionally?] order lemon chicken are never good in bed.”
You’ll never know. Bitch.
;P
I didn’t say “occasionally”, Mr. Angry McSensitivepants.
Also, I’ve blogged my nuts off over at RoD this week. Why are you jerks all slumming around here under a picture of Pinko’s dinner from three days ago? Haterz.
The answer is quite self evident in your comment, Res. We are haterz and you are the one receiving the daily/weekly shipment of The Liberal Hate. Deal.
well this thread took an unexpected turn….
Welcome to Short Attention Span Theater.
Oh I know! Black Licorice YUM!!!
Black licorice sucks more than Dame Wolfhausen.
Thank you and amen, brother!
Strong foods to bed, submissive foods to wed.
I’m starting to come up with a new theory – a relationship between agreeing with Chuckles on black licorice and prowess.
Yep, the more you agree with me, the more people want to do you.
According to this thread, I’m both good in bed and a giant pervert. Yup, sounds about right. Now dance for me, midget!!!!!