Comments on: The Science of Stink

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 14:50:29 +0000

Slowly getting better… a lot better than he was, but still on heavy duty drugs. He has some nasty reaction to something in nature, but apparently this year has been a banner year for outdoor allergies in pooches.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 01:55:30 +0000

Speaking of Fritos, has Mister Jumps In Lakes gotten better yet? ~

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:51:28 +0000

Or you’re pregnant.

I thought that was goldfish crackers…

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 22:16:56 +0000

What’s happened to Pinko, I hope he didn’t get burned up in the desert.
~

By: Brando

Brando — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:47:21 +0000

Or you’re pregnant.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:13:02 +0000

I had to buy some about a month ago. I don’t know what it was, but I just really wanted a cold beer and some Fritos. Maybe the dogs needed a bath…

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:42:39 +0000

I KNOW

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 23:17:59 +0000

It’s been a long time since I thought about Fritos.

Now, apparently, it is time once again.
~

By: fish

fish — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 23:39:18 +0000

Only Doritos transform to the body and blood of Pinko.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:19:44 +0000

I still want to know how they managed to nail an entire dorito to that frito factory door. How did they prevent the shattering without a soggy dorito? Verily it is, forsooth and forsake, a miracle of the elder snack beings from on high in the land of much oddly scented smoke, Munchtopia.

By: Brando

Brando — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 18:22:04 +0000

It is posts and comments like these that keep me coming back to 3B.

I joined the Eastern Orthodox Dorito faith after the Frito/Dorito schism of 1262.

By: Print Monkey

Print Monkey — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:51:44 +0000

CodeMonkey like fritos.
CodeMonkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
CodeMonkey have big, warm, secret fuzzy heart,
CodeMonkey like you.
-
CodeMonkey by Jonathan Coulton

This PrintMonkey (Hey Chuckles, I know you have, like, tons of work to do, but could you print out this website and all the pages it links to for me? Thaaanks) hates Fritos.

By: plover

plover — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:55:42 +0000

I don’t know, fritos in the sack sounds kind of uncomfortable. Usually I keep-a maya fritos outta there. It’s better to stay Platonic with fritos. Or maybe Kantian – would you really want to know the frito-an-sich anyway?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:12:42 +0000

Not everyone has room in their houses for a rodeo ring and a friggin trapeze, Mr. Kinkypants.

By: Res Publica

Res Publica — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:17:13 +0000

People who have inner harmony probably do it missionary style. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:44:40 +0000

Nobody tops fish with emuneration.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:14:50 +0000

that’s funny, I have this theory about love of chakras and staying the heck out of my bed.

By: fish

fish — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:48:32 +0000

Are you talking about a sack of fritos? Are they powerful? I hear a sack of fritos can align 1 out of 8 inner chakras. I think it might be bindemu

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 19:55:56 +0000

HAHA HAHAHAAHA!!!@!1!@!! BURN!!!

By: Res Publica

Res Publica — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 19:25:29 +0000

that’s funny, because I have this theory about love of fritos and erectile dysfunction.

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 17:35:56 +0000

I have this theory about love of fritos and prowess in the sack.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 17:05:28 +0000

I can’t look at that graphic much longer. Just the thought of Fritos makes me want to vomit.

By: Res Publica

Res Publica — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:27:26 +0000

I know, this blog makes me feel like I maybe took some pills that got me so messed up that I forgot I took them.

By: teh non-stinky blue girl

teh non-stinky blue girl — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:33:42 +0000

LOL!

Imagine my surprise when I click over and I’m trying to decipher ONCE AGAIN what the heck is going on over here…read your headline…trying to focus on the graphics and then see my graphic!

LOL!

BG hearts PP!

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 23:31:30 +0000

How can you look at that adorable face and think stinky? Teh cute overpowers teh stink.

I think your nose is broken.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 21:14:20 +0000

They are pretty stinky. Perhaps there should be a IFU meeting on whether corn nuts are a stink planet or a stink dwarf planet.

By: fish

fish — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 21:09:39 +0000

I’m with Res, corn nuts have been left in the dirty underwear basket for like 15 years. It’s like scotch in the cask, the longer in the basket, the more corn nuttier they are. They should score at least an 8fpk (fritos per kernel).

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 21:07:05 +0000

It’s a frito scale so you could smell like the spiciest, BO-iest, sweatiest, tropicaliest, Mangoiest anything but you wouldn’t dent it. It’s fritos. Smokey dog has an apex of frito-ness about a week after bath, then he winds down to “dog.” It is weird how frito is in between- perhaps it is the immature biofilm.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 21:04:37 +0000

otherwise BG would have scored much higher.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 21:04:10 +0000

Res, the units are in Frito, not “corn.”

By: Res Publica

Res Publica — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:37:00 +0000

the absurdly low position of corn nuts on that scale tells me everything I need to know about Pinko Punko’s skillz as a so-called “scientist”. You can smell it when people THINK about corn nuts.

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:19:27 +0000

Did to…to…to…to!

By: PupH

PupH — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:18:29 +0000

not..not…not…not….not!!11!

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:17:05 +0000

Did to!!!

By: PupH

PupH — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:16:28 +0000

Did not!

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:14:17 +0000

PupH we just got back from walkies!

By: PupH

PupH — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:13:13 +0000

Did somebody say walkies?!?!?!?!1/!!?!?! *somersaults* *pirouettes* *howls of joy*

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:09:46 +0000

PupH ain’t too bad even though he hardly ever gets baths – more often he gets squirted with the garden house when he isn’t paying attention. My theory is the ancient dogs on the savanah never took baths why should he?

When we go on walkies I sometimes throw him in a clump of rosemary bushes – so rosemary fritos – I would say that would make him about a 4 on the stinkometer.

By: almostinfamous

almostinfamous — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 16:35:17 +0000

you wouldnt want me getting on that scale…

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 14:51:31 +0000

PupHatter is somewhere just beyond the cheese, a near perfect 10 on ‘needs a bath’ scale.

Unless, of course, he eats the cheese or the frito’s… in which case he cause the the meter to break in such a way that sharing a bathtub shaped enclosed space with him becomes quite impossible.

Still, he’s a good 5 points below emu.

By: Clif

Clif — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:12:49 +0000

Tha answer is to send your dog to the local spa de chien. When mine comes back from at the spa, they’ve doused her in something which I call Chiennel No. 4. This manages to keep her fragrant (in the good way) (probably a 2 on the FSU scale) for several days until she finds some stinky patch of grass to roll in which, in her mind, fully exorcises the demonic scent with which she had been saddled by her groomers.