We had a wonderful time on the beach in the Bahamas!
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Really Small Fish
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IS SHE LEGAL YET!?
HAHA BURN!
Yeah what’s that guy doing with Bridget the Midget, and why is she in a burqa?
LOL, Chuckles.
Happy b-day to AG. Uncanny, did you get her a cake made of donuts?
DId somebody say donut?
and Chuckles nails the timing.
Donut cake? You know that any “decent” donut shop in town has already been banned by AG. AG will think of you as she looks at her proofs from v-kay and eats Modern Pastry tonight.
Playahs…
Christ on a Krispy Kreme, lady: what haven’t you banned?
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Why is fish so amazing? I couldn’t bake a cake that was that tasty!
I haven’t banned you, teh teh. Nothing but love!
And with regards to Fish being amazing — now y’all know why AG is hot for him!
It looked better before it went through the intertubes. Someone must have slammed a door during transit. Hopefully it still tastes good after its trIP.
Teh, the real question isn’t about AG’s banning everything left and right, it is: Who isn’t AG hot for?
AG is NOT hot for the following:
Anyone who is a self identified Republican.
That would include Sean S. AG abhors him so much, he needed to be outted here, along with other outtings…
That idiot davi who has just appeared on Chuckie’s blog.
Secret Blog Lover — he played with AG’s mind and now that Fisherman has come along so sweet and beautiful, SBL is out!
Not hot for straight women.
Not hot for brunette women.
Not hot for folks with tattoos.
Not hot for gay men who are not nellie (nellie can be waived, when for example, AG is hot for one and he knows who he is who said to another blogger, “drop that zero and get with this hero.” and another who said, “bend over, baby” to Chuckie recently!
Not hot for non Jewish men unless they are a blogger who has a link on AG’s web page.
Not hot for a certain “liberal” blogger — we all know who that might be.
Not hot for men who read or subscribe to nudie magazines.
Not hot for men who don’t understand or appreciate “P unit”!!
Not hot for men who support dirtee magazines by reading or liking Spin Magazine.
Not hot for any man from West Virgina. Traitor bastard state!
Not hot for sexist pigs.
Not hot for a man in a band, with the exception of Pop Star, but he is too short for AG, which makes him out.
Not hot for men who are younger or shorter than AG.
Not hot for men who believe in Hezbollah’s cause.
Not hot for Islamic men.
Not hot for Swedish men. Deal with it, boys!
Not hot for a man who doesn’t understand the concept, “princess”.
Not hot for Gregor Samsa, who is ON AG’s list! On the list!
Not hot for a man who has an opinion on anything.
Not hot for a man who has a Nagle from 1987 in his home.(OK, not true. AG is hot for The ‘Ger who called her yesterday!!)
Shall we continue, or will this suffice for now?
This is just the tip of the man-hating iceberg.
What? There was no man hating mentioned. You asked who AG was hot for. Hate and not hot are two separate things. Consult Websters for clarification.
AG may have to add to list:
Not hot for boys who don’t know the diff between not hot and hate.
It’s Nagel. It says right on the print. People my be thinking you meant Denny Neagle.
Doesn’t it? All the ones at haircuts plus used to.
Not hot for men who read or subscribe to nudie magazines.
That takes out Chuckles and myself in one fowl swoop
Not hot for men who don’t understand or appreciate “P unit”!!
Uh oh….
Not hot for men who support dirtee magazines by reading or liking Spin Magazine.
Gulp…..
Not hot for a man who has an opinion on anything.
That’s like saying that you’re not hot for men that have a penis. I’m afraid that AG’s days as a straight person are nearing an end.
Well UC, AG is still waiting for you to get a … nevermind, too too easy! And someone is no longer looking at college girls he was mouth watered for when there was no chance of a taste!
Furthermore, you are a classica example. You have little opinion on anything other than what color underwear your Mommy should purchase for you and whether you want a forehead or french kiss from your Daddy. Not pick up your pink scrunchie and get back to work.
PP: Don’t start with the spelling when one is typing quick. That game is so 2003 on the blogs. You should just be grateful unless you visit North York Mills (aka Lemony, the original), you won’t be looking at Super Cuts finest. May 05, 2006 should be such a proud, proud day for you.
I wanted everyone to get the awesome joke. I wanted them to understand the horror.
OK, sorry! I gotcha now. That thing was horror, wasn’t it?!
The scarier part was when I saw a family video a few months ago and it was like looking at Lemony in a mirror. I was so confused about what I would see and then I would look at wall and it would be on screen in another home and on the wall in front of me. I became dazed and confused. Apparently, at some point he went “shopping” in the art dept at the parental units. At least they did keep him out of the junior miss dept.
Shall we try that again?
I was so confused about what would be on the screen in another home and then at that very moment, on the wall in front of me
Not hot for men who read or subscribe to nudie magazines.
AG prefers her men to be unexperienced in the ways of woman. What a fool.
How the eff does looking at nudie pictures make you experienced?! What, at the quality of film and developing? If it were for the articles, the pictures could be removed. What a fool!
Furthermore, said AG male at this moment is a Ph.D. in genetics and a BSc. in biology. I think he’s well aware of the ways of woman. For the Americans, there was health class and DT for learning these pivotal things.
It’s Nagel. It says right on the print. People my be thinking you meant Denny Neagle.
Okay PP that just totally upped your gay quotient to like a bazillion.
We interupt this important thread to report:
…AG’s head has exploded off with teh teh’s comments…
teh- I knew you would fall into that trap. AG was not talking aboout PP, she was talking about UC.
I also note the huge caveat of working WITH SWEDISH PEOPLE!!!
You can work with Swedish people, PP. That doesn’t mean you want to go out and eat their meatballs. AG doesn’t do the blonde goyish look. That can stuff can stay with the marketing cobags at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Pinko, I thought AG was talking about former Jets quarterback Browning Nagle.
Grody!
Well, well, well…look what the cat drug in here. What next, Pup H. and Mom H. defending Georgio?
Seen some years ago: one unusual birth
An Adorable Girlfriend fell down to Earth
Fortunately landed not she on the ground
But on a pile of latkes out on Long Island Sound
Afloat on the spuds there were hedgehogs with spoons
For to row her about by the light of the moon
Past Throg’s Neck and Rikers she rode with the tide
And so landed her raft on the Upper East Side
Crossing FDR Drive with the hedgehogs, her minions
She’s off to find a New Yorker without an opinion
Since when did a happy birthday to AG become all about AG?
Oh Fish! Now, where is my present with the big white bow in the blue box?
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That might actually be a martian instead.
And I am currently under its command. Must obey hypnotic eyes.
I OBEY
Can somebody tell me what this list of AG’s that I’m on is all about? Is it the list where AG follows me all around the intertubes, leaving comments stating that I never comment at ROD, and that I am teh suxxor?! Why is there even such a list?
Gregor, let the record show that it’s more like you are following AG around.
Your crime? Hmmm… You have used the catagory “AG shenanigans” when AG was NOT involved in a post. Unacceptable. Unacceptable!
Speaking of which Punko, I want that category removed. Don’t make AG pull her big guns out about why this is offensive to AG and womankind. Hence AG’s silence strike! UC got his face ripped off about it the other night. Do you want your little Schmoopies getting that? Don’t make the Nagle come back. It will. In fact, AG knows where it’s twin plus cousins are. AG has the power to ask for them and ship them back to the States. And don’t think for you one minute that AG won’t do it. She will. Now remove the effin’ thing and Gregor, we rarely have porn anymore — we’re over naked bodies right now and onto more important things like Windows and food. Sometimes we blog about how hot AG is for Fish, but ever since he went and had another one — it’s harder to flirt with him. Our site is work safe. Would it kill you to bring Pup H. or Mom H. by once and a while?
And here we have more evidence for the need of a category called AG Shenanigans.
You can shut it, Chuckie!
Man there’s a category called AG Shenanigans!? That’s fantastic! Hey PP can you make that the WordPress default category instead of “uncategorized.”
HAHA BURN
Gregor Samsa has just bought himself a shite load of trouble. Gregor, you better hope you got hometoads who got yer back because you are going down like a cheap hooker at a party hosted by Bill Clinton’s interns.