Good thing there aren’t gigantic space fetuses with cloning jones and humongous lazerbeam eyes. Only a minority of us would be safe from their grudges on behalf of their little space buddies known as “ball of cells.” This is the same minority that could be baking chundermuffins as we speak.
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You know when the giant space fetus pokes you in the eye? And you have to gouge it out with a tooth pick? Yeah, I hate when that happens.
The Suppan will be a formidable challenge to the Spayce Phoetus. That is, until La Russa arrives, adjusts his cup and removes his shades to reveal THE MOST POWERFUL LASER EYEZ AROUND! Spayce Phoetus will be lucky to escape with Tina Yothers.
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bom bom bom bom bom bom
Yes he [Supp] may! QS and an ugly win…