If you were to keep dividing our ass in two, you would normally not reach the no-ass state. But with us, it is most likely no-ass to begin with. I have been thinking about our failure to bring you the japes and tom-foolery (Chuck Woolery?) you so crave. I am flogging myself for losing the keys to the pantload mobile.
And another thing. I forgot to start watching a TV show that I hate and talk about it on my web log after each episode. One of the reasons for this is that the entire internet is already like that. The show is THIS MORTAL GODDAMNED COIL, and we are being tortured off of it, some more literally than others. Tomorrow: last minute ideas for Halloween. No worries, Dan Riehl, you can go as yourself.