I cannot determine if this “fun an’ games” Halloween themed chunker is satire or lMAO-style satire of satire. Either way it’s not funny (leans lMAO, hi Frank!). Something tells me if it were really lMAO, it’d be “al Qaeda Halloween Party” and it would be chock full of Yakov-stylie “in al Qaeda, Osama comes to you!” jokes.
Frank J.= “…along with some idiot from AMERICAblog”
We are all IMAO now.
Games to play at your Club Gitmo Halloween Party.
1. Human pinata.
Fill partygoer with “Double Bubble.”
Beat. Can easily change theme to racist or other with accesories.
2. Twister, Rendition Edition.
Gather up all the dudes. Cover them with excrement. Pile them up in naked, humiliating pyramid.
3. Waterboarding for apples.
A Fall favorite. Lynne Cheney can start. Doesn’t work on undead automatons, but probably does on their living beards.
4. Save the Stem Cells.
Make paper-machier cell bolus. Place in burning orphanage full of children and women. Save paper-machier.
5. Scary Election.
Make fake voting booth out of shower stall. Place actual paper ballot with “Straight Democrat Ticket” already checked.
6. Parkinsonian Possession
Flash lights on and off and pretend to have brain-degenerative-related loss of muscle control exacerbated by medication. Use this to exploit the crap out of other party goers. Then tell them they got owned when you murdered their unborn doomed to be molested Senate Page babies.
7. Satanic Sitdown
Sit down all party goers for a serious chat about how Halloween is satanic and you want to get back to its true meaning of Satanism. Then at the last minute tell all your partygoers “just kidding!” Then pass out Chick Tracts and have James Dobson over to beat your dog.
Sorry guys/gals/birds/its, I am so frazzled by this election business I cannot focus on anything. Also, the pounds an pounds of Halloween candy remaining to be eaten. And a Pork Snorkel report.