If you are without a costume idea, may we suggest the follwing super scary Tricks, some require you Trick or Treat at specific houses, some require you to have more ass than we.
1. Go to Ann Althouse, not really, chunderwads, but her bloggo. Sign up for a Blogger account. Pick a user name such as EdgarWinter47 or FrankensteinHellzyah! or FREEDOMROCK and introduce yourself as the Rockin’ Knight in White, and tell her you want your look back.
2. Go to Ann Althouse, not really, chunderwads, but her bloggo. Sign up for a Blogger account. Pick a user name such as “Readingisfundamental” or “Readingcomprehension47″ and tell her to stop telling everyone that you guys slept together, because you are not even friends.
3. Go to Lance Mannion’s, not really, chunderwads, but his bloggo. Sign up as Matthew Perry or Aaron Sorkin or Amanda Peet or blue girl and tell him to go f*** himself.
4. Dress up as an empty box of Eggo waffles and go to Jonah G’s house.
5. Dress up as a toilet paper tube with no paper and go to Jonah G’s house.
6. Dress up as a comment box from this web blog and scarebore the f*** out of your neighbors.
7. Take your Edgar Winter costume, go over to Whiskey Fire with a sixo of Zeems, say you are Annie A and you wanna play guitar hero and that he should wear his snugglypants.
9. Dress up as Smokey’s squeaker leaker wearing a sign that says “I had special dinner.” Leaving cumulostinkus calling cards everywhere.
10. Go to Chuckles’ house. Tell him his World of Warcraft account has been revoked.
11. Go to Three Bulls! Tell them that UC, Gregor Samsa, Yosef, plover, Capn’ T, RR and the Nutter are never gonna post again.
12. Take a humongous mirror and wheel it around and when people answer the door tell them to look at themselves, really, really look at themselves. Then shake your head.