If you are without a costume idea, may we suggest the follwing super scary Tricks, some require you Trick or Treat at specific houses, some require you to have more ass than we.
1. Go to Ann Althouse, not really, chunderwads, but her bloggo. Sign up for a Blogger account. Pick a user name such as EdgarWinter47 or FrankensteinHellzyah! or FREEDOMROCK and introduce yourself as the Rockin’ Knight in White, and tell her you want your look back.
2. Go to Ann Althouse, not really, chunderwads, but her bloggo. Sign up for a Blogger account. Pick a user name such as “Readingisfundamental” or “Readingcomprehension47″ and tell her to stop telling everyone that you guys slept together, because you are not even friends.
3. Go to Lance Mannion’s, not really, chunderwads, but his bloggo. Sign up as Matthew Perry or Aaron Sorkin or Amanda Peet or blue girl and tell him to go f*** himself.
4. Dress up as an empty box of Eggo waffles and go to Jonah G’s house.
5. Dress up as a toilet paper tube with no paper and go to Jonah G’s house.
6. Dress up as a comment box from this web blog and scarebore the f*** out of your neighbors.
7. Take your Edgar Winter costume, go over to Whiskey Fire with a sixo of Zeems, say you are Annie A and you wanna play guitar hero and that he should wear his snugglypants.
8. Start going around the internets referring to Powerline as the Lawyers, Guns and Money of the Center.
9. Dress up as Smokey’s squeaker leaker wearing a sign that says “I had special dinner.” Leaving cumulostinkus calling cards everywhere.
10. Go to Chuckles’ house. Tell him his World of Warcraft account has been revoked.
11. Go to Three Bulls! Tell them that UC, Gregor Samsa, Yosef, plover, Capn’ T, RR and the Nutter are never gonna post again.
12. Take a humongous mirror and wheel it around and when people answer the door tell them to look at themselves, really, really look at themselves. Then shake your head.
3. Go to Lance Mannion’s, not really, chunderwads, but his bloggo. Sign up as Matthew Perry or Aaron Sorkin or Amanda Peet or blue girl and tell him to go f*** himself.
Pshaw!
May the verbs of James Wolcott and the adjectives of Lance Mannion and the badly mixed metaphors of blue girl join forces to put a pox on your house. Not on your real house, chundermuffin, but your bloggo.
Yes! You will suffer the grammar pox as no other in the history of the Internets have ever suffered!
MWAH-HA-HA-Ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you terrified beyond the capacity for thought??!!
EAT IT!!!@111!!!!
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I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING LEVEL 70! ONLY 37 MORE LEVELS TO GO AND I COULD HAVE BEATEN THE GREAT PURPLE HEADED DRAGON!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Number 12 actually frightened me deeply, and I’m not even the one that did it to me. That’s just nasty.
As for Number 3, I say that Blue Girl, Lance Mannion, and their undead hordes of naysayers can eat it.
Are you mummified cobags total Studio 60 fans? Is that what this is all about?
AG!!!
Help me!!
I need answers!!
You forgot about dressing up as a half-ass, half-ass.
UC!!
*You* eat it!
And I’m not talking mini-Mars bars either!!
Not everything in the world revolves around Studio 60 and hating it. At least on this cell block.
That’s because UC cannot handle looking at himself in the mirror. Never could. Silly canuck. Where have all the mensch cowboys gone anyway?
BG, you tell him!
Punish him good: he can eat egg nog and McDonald’s. Then give him Spaghetti-Os and fill his freezer with frozen pot pies and nothing else. No bagels or anything! (Fridge note: Schmoopies, do you want to get bagels this weekend? We should and go to Zabars.) That should be his punishment.
And UC, you better not do anything to my little Petey tonight. Not one thing! Marlboro Sister 2 was trying to give me recipes when I explained to her you are NOT to eat him. Then she said, “That UC!” She was offended for all of pumpkin-kind.
Not everything in the world revolves around Studio 60 and hating it.
Um.
Yuh.
Right.
Like.
Whatevs.
No soup for you!@11!!!!!!!!
whimper
The Studio 60 talk reminds me, each of the Three Bulls could go as a Chandler: regular Chandler, skinny addict Chandler, and scarfing bloated recovering addict Chandler.
What is this Blue Girl Wall of
Mixed MetaphorsFlameFame that was mentioned earlier?And why should we believe it will not be a wall sized photo of Sarah Paulson that will have nails driven into like a big two-dimensional voodoo doll in order to make bad string art of Kristin Chenoweth?
A grammar your indeed on pox!
Can I say “pshaw”?
Psfwah!
Psoosh!
Pswoof!
Damn.
Um, hokay.
“UC, Gregor Samsa, Yosef, plover, Capn’ T, RR and the Nutter are never gonna post again!”
GAH! Don’t say things like that!
*shivers*
That is THREATENING, UNCIVIL HATESPEECH FROM THERS. I AM TAKING THIS BLOG OFFLINE.
One day plover is gonna wake up dead, with booby tracks all over he/she/it/bird’s face, and then where will we be? In stitches, because the tracks will be blue like the Boobie’s poor footsies.
The rest of us will be dead from emu/dinosaur tracks all over our faces. That will be the cruelest cut of all.
Oh, you probably need to read this:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061025085222.htm
I would post about it, but that would break the curse.
Oh, and unplover is about the saddest thing I can imagine. It would be like me being canny.
emus are our ancient past come back to bite us in the nether regions!
also, why do we need a 3d footprint of emu tracks when you can see them all over
1. The american constitution
2. Iraq
3. your WHOLE DMAN LIFE!!!
Plover, The Blue Girl Wall of Fame is going to be fabulous. I’m almost done with it. Bloggers of all types and stripes have emailed me images — all kinds of images — that I am framing for my office.
Here are the people who have sent something for The Great Wall…
CHUCKLES
ALMOSTINFAMOUS
RES
Everyone else HAS NOT, including Pinko Punko, you, AG, UC, Gregor Samsa, The Unplover, etc.
I will ask again…please send something you guys. The wall won’t be the same without your submissions.
Oh wait. PP! You did email me something…right? Did you? But to my other email address? I have to check. You MAY NOT be off the hook just yet. I have to check.
My wall will NOT have anything representing Studio 60. FYI.
Get over that already, cobagz.
I sent you stuff over 5 hours ago. HELLLO CHECK YO E-MAIL, THEN CHECK YOSELF!
#11 Go to Three Bulls! Tell them that UC, Gregor Samsa, Yosef, plover, Capn’ T, RR and the Nutter are never gonna post again.
YOU WISH CHUMPAROOOS!!!! TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!!!111!!!
Sorry for the lack of participation – I’m alternating between denial and blind panic about the prospect of getting on a plane to New Zealand in 8 days.
And this whole election nonsense is driving me crazy – causing serious chaffing of the serious pants – and that’s not a pretty sight – nosirrebob!
OK, BG, I see your guilt trip and I submit. I owe you some big time art anyway.
Blue Girl – Will a pic of my naked bum as signed by Neko suffice?
I dare you to send it. I have sent her Ghost Melon, emu, and the boys.
Ooh, we should send her condiments/HNT and PupH and Kitty Kattwood and your bum.
GS- I have been going crazy about this election, which is why you need to slam McCain for saying all that BS about Kerry, and I would also like McCain on the record specifically about waterboarding. Once you are in Kiwiville, that call tain’t gonna be as EZ CH-EZ.
we miss you. PupH makes the blog go round. We are also going to post a counter on when PupH gets out of quarantine, so I’m gonna need those numbers.
UC, stand strong. Don’t let him guilt you. Learn to see guilt and move forward the way AG does.
Friends don’t make friends blog or create sh*t.
You know I still love BG though.
Battlestar Galactica? Who knew???
You wish, Cowgirl! AG ain’t watching no Battlestar and sure isn’t wasting any money at Fugakyu on food to watch it with either. AG has standards.