Do your civic duty tomorrow. Make the cobags enter, eat it, leave.
In honor of crabcakes:
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I wish. He’s teh hotness.
Yeah, teh teh’s called dibs on Tahmoh. I think it has something to do with the similarities in names: teh and tah.
oh yeah? Well let me just take these earrings off and we can fight about it.
My crab cakes bring all the boys to the yard.
And they’re like teh’s betta than yawrs,
damn right and he has to charge.
la la la la la la
the boys are waiting
BOYS!?!
I’M ALL MAN, BABY!
Really, really funny, Pinko. There’s more comedy gold in this post than in 100 jars of Ovaltine.
I was hoping people would chime in with other ones, we could milk this for a lil’ bit. I forgot my Lieberman.
“I’m in ur defense department, pining o’er ur secretary.”
I’m in ur intelligence, tellen ur troof.
Funniest comment ever: Chuckles says he’s a man!
Insty: I’m in ur tomorrow, snorting ur nanobots.
Ann Emu: I’m in ur sock drawer, evading the law.
Ann Emu II: I’m in ur guitar hero, kickin out ur 20 minute freedom rock jamz.
Since you asked:
John Derbyshire: i’m in ur bathhouse, lookin for buggery
John Hinderaker: i’m in ur garbage, lookin for fake documents
John Stossel: i’m in ur garbage, because i like garbage
Jonah Goldberg: i’m in ur bathroom, makin a corner post
Ann Coulter: i’m in ur bathroom, standin’ when i pee
Sean Hannity: i’m on ur tv, yellin at Alan
Alan Colmes: i’m on ur tv, bein yelled at
Charles Johnson: i’m in ur thread, not deletin ur call to nuke all muslims
Rush Limbaugh: i’m in ur pharmacy, jonsin for a fix
Jeff Goldstein: i’m in ur face, slappin u with no hands
Insty: I’m in ur tomorrow, snorting ur nanobots.
OMG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEST EVAR!!
Chazmo: “I’m in ur bassist fillin it with racist”
Malkin: “I’m in ur croissanwich making u a dhimmi.”
Insty: “I’m at ur space base, linkin ur cobagz.”
Confed Yankee: “I’m in ur new england demanding 3/5ths of an argument.”
IMAO: “I’m in ur gun cake, lickin all the frosting.”
Hinderaker: “I’m in ur kerning, spanking a corn dog.”
Please stop saying “chunder.” Also, stop saying “emu” and “cobag.”
Whatever, munchwagon! I think that commo was STAGMC. And I taint gonna stand for it.
annieangel: I’m in ur internets, not understanding irony.
This joke has as many layers as the average Arrested Development episode.
OMG! LOL! Tihs thread is teh funny. Genius, plover: I’m in ur tomorrow, snorting ur nanobots. Also, I welcome the return of Goldstein cock-slapping jokes.
i know, i’m totally making a shirt that says “I’m in ur tomorrow, snorting ur nanobots.” It’s my new favorite thing.
I agree the nanobots is priceless.
Marie Jon’: im in ur browser, addin apostrophes and removin common sense
Im in ur comment logz
masturbating furiously to laura bush.
great pic
I’m in ur threads, not being funny.
That was by and about me.
Im in ur comment logz
masturbating furiously to laura bush.
Im in ur gutter, projectile vomiting.
LB could be Six from BG and Res would say the same thing.
Let’s be more creative:
“I’m in ur Maryland recruiting homeless black people from Philly to pass out fake ballots that have Steele as a Dem on them.”
That would be the MA Gov’s wife, forever may she rot in hell. Although that tip was from A-blog, so I don’t know if I trust it. Maybe if it were A-blog 2.0.
LB could be Six from BG and Res would say the same thing.
What?
What does that mean?
What does any of this mean?
What are nanobots and why would you snort them?
And why are you all spelling *your* *ur* and thinking it’s funny?
Why does this humor have levels?
Why?
Speaking of Arrrested Development, has anyone talked to Jedmunds lately?
Nothing could be more obvious than the fact that BG* does not read this blog. BG* does not know what BG# is.
*blue girl
#Battlestar Gopooptica (that’s what GC calls it)
ALSO.
Also, jedmunds is off the face of the earth.
Jedmundo shows for two things and two things only: free cigarettes and the RoD bake-off. Have no fear, he’ll be by soon.
BG reads the blog, Punko. It’s more about the fact that this blog makes about 2% of sense. The p value is pretty strong on this fact. Let us recall the first evah comment by Chuckles that went something like:
“Do you guys stick your heads in a microwave?”
Indeed, Chucko. Indeed.
i’m in ur diebold machine changin ur votes
I love that this blog makes 2% of sense. Each time I get another % of sense, it’s like a special little treasure that brings me closer to understanding the mystery of life. Three B is the Rosetta Stone to an age free of emus and anything else from the genus Chunderus.
I only read this blog for the non sequiturs. If it started to make more than 2% of sense I’d just go read about the original Emu’s latest boycott campaign.
I still have no idea what a “chunder” is and I don’t want to know. I also love pork snorkels, cobags and ur.
Each time I get another % of sense, it’s like a special little treasure that brings me closer to understanding the mystery of life.
What is the sound of 3bulls clapping?
AB 2.0: I’m in ur comment, banning your IP.
What are nanobots and why would you snort them?
Trademark! That’s going on a shirt.
Foley: I’m in ur messages, thumbing through the pages.
I’m in ur cobagz, drowning in hypocrisy.
Pombo: I’m in ur pavements hitting your bricks.
Patrick Swayze sez: I’m in ur roadhouse sexxin your daughter
Bill Keane sez: I’m in ur tent, keepin ur poop wher it iz.