ALERT: This is not a post.

Gregor continues to defy the will of the people. Also, I was going to put him on the clock of Utz Pub Mix Tower™, and when the pub mix had become extinct, the blog would blow up, unless Gregor saved it like a ticking time bomb. I realize that means waterboarding hobbits. However, it has come to my attention that GC has removed the “STANKY” and “CORNY” delicious pub mix from our household. I picture it being carried off in this skeevy molesto-van, and I am sad.

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Lunchtime poll: should this blog make more, less or the same amount of sense? And would you kick this blog out of bed for eating pub mix?

13 Responses to “ALERT: This is not a post.”


  • more pub mix!

    except really elitist pub mix with pistachios and everything.

  • Lunchtime Poll: More, and Yes.

  • The Uncanny Canadian

    Lunchtime Poll: *Boop* and “Right, pub mix?!!!!!”

  • Boop??? What is UC talkin’ about?

    Less sense than now — is that possible?

  • I don’t remember inviting Three B into my bed? Why does a simple pork snorkel always lead to bed?

    I vote same amount of sense.

  • This blog has Pub Mix?

    I’m always the last to know. Now you’ll never get rid of me.

    Hey, can I play this Bare Naked Ladies CD?

  • (1) I like a vacillating spectrum between less and more sense, wherein one week there are several sensical posts, with real words and a theme and relevant photoes, and at other times a majority assortment of randomness. There can be mixing as well. Like a gimlet.

    (2) yes. yes I would. but not crackers.

  • “Some would say” this blog’s bed has been made and now it must eat it.

    Whether that bed being made out of pub mix is positive or not is probably best left to each person to decide.

    If this blog made sense, where would we put it? It’s not like it’s a hot commodity these days…

  • I really really really wish the Wellington Capitol Times published their “out and about” section online. It’s one of those sections that shows the glimmerrati at various openings and events and it is rife with HOBBITS! In fact GFoH and I play a little game where we have to choose the two dudes that most look like hobbits – the hard part is limiting it to just two.

    Oh and according to GFoH ‘Succulent Lamb Roast and Mint” potato chips are…disgusting. And she has very very high threshold for disgusting!

  • GS, i’m all yay! about the mint, but not so much succulent lamb.

    also, i love this place no matter whether it makes more or less sense. who the chunderloaf cares anyway? we’re all here for the comment threads. for all we care the photo up there could be evidence of jimmy hoffa;s burial and the thread would be interweaving between PP finding the concept of JH-flavoured chips interesting, BG saying something about winning some contest, Res contesting that statement, plover and UC making some deep-ish but utterly hilarious comment about the coincidences of the buttons on JH’s coat.

    except replace jimmy hoffa with ann althouse (oh noez!!!!) and burial with chunderloafery and coat with coat(you know what i mean).

  • to be complete,

    AG would be berating PP or UC or going for a combo, while simultaneously saying something about chuckles who would promptly begin talking about his gravitationally significant wang.

    then others would add to the confusion in various ways, but i’m not sure where i can go with this from here because i’ve been kinda lax at keeping at the comment threads here.

    i am sorry if i have laid out spoilers for the next week of 3b!, but there’s always SofTD and Del/Disgusting

    also, as i said in a header, at least it’s not boring!

  • Our Utz Pub Mix Tower has run out already.

  • AIF, those are fighting words. FIGHTING WORDS.

    Banned.

    P.S. Kisses to Fishcake.

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