Comments on: Whew

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:50:06 +0000

And PupH says “where is the love??”

I miss the little guy.

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:01:24 +0000

Pizza? You are going to sit home all day long, eat bon bons and blog and then give me take-out pizza? I call Jihad on that.

By: TPS Report

TPS Report — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 21:44:40 +0000

I hate Timeclock so bad.

By: Res Publica

Res Publica — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:01:47 +0000

Best. Song. EVER!!

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:52:35 +0000

Absolutely Gregor. However, staying at home means my dinner better be ready the moment I walk in the door.

Cool is pizza ok? I’ve got coupons!

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:08:53 +0000

Is anyone else beginning to hate Timeclock more than AG hates he/she/it/bird?

Shut it!

Beefcakes at RoD and Res calling Jihad on Chuckmeat.
AG is selling tickets and sitting back.

By: mdhåtter

mdhåtter — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:58:47 +0000

did I say cookies?

By: Timeclock

Timeclock — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:39:27 +0000

Did someone say gun cake??

By: Brando

Brando — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:05:13 +0000

I did see 2/3 of Styx (Tommy Shaw and the other guitar player, James Young?) playing on the TV with a children’s orchestra. I had to pee in a cup and analyze the results to make sure I wasn’t on something. The most amazing part is that Dennis DeYoung was NOT involved. That seemed tailor-made for him.

I would also enjoy a thread where the post and all comments have to reference Night Ranger lyrics.

By: blue girl

blue girl — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 14:07:19 +0000

TC said finds said! TC said finds said!

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:09:36 +0000

Absolutely Gregor. However, staying at home means my dinner better be ready the moment I walk in the door.

By: Timeclock

Timeclock — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:42:23 +0000

I’ll save you Gregor.

Trust me. Punch me.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:42:03 +0000

I love how Gregor hasn’t been around and we all developed this overactive fantasy life for him. Like how he can play hot lava from one la-z-boy to another in his eminently plush living room.

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:26:04 +0000

AG the trust fund life is the life for me…are you offering to support me?

By: mdhåtter

mdhåtter — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:45:19 +0000

oh, i get it, i just happen to be more annoyed by that video

By: TC

TC — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:55:39 +0000

Pwn3d by AG yet again. Do you ever tire of slappin down the chumpmussels around the intertubes?

np: The House Above Tina’s Grocery. Homeboy singing a hometown song.

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:57:23 +0000

Gregor Samsa, how could you NOT know about the OJ reference. Maybe a little less trust funding and a little more 3B! reading. BTW, isn’t Pinko supposed to not be posting until GS steps up to the plate?

And where is Yo Yo.

TC, you forgot the tired Muzak version too. Just for fussin’, AG is sending you the NR boxset from Semyour Clausowitz.

Brad is not Annie. Brad is great, but he’s not AG’s BFF.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:37:37 +0000

Not enough doggie pics around here lately.

What’s a girl gotta do nowadays, anyway?

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 00:17:27 +0000

How about willowey and discerning?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 23:35:22 +0000

I thought Brad was. Although, I think Shoe has been impersonating me on IM. aa thinks I am skinny and elitist. I would go with slender and exclusive.

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 23:07:54 +0000

Are you trying to tell me that Gavin is Annie Angel?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:46:46 +0000

I refer to SC serving her main man fresh squeezed OJ, and not the whorishly tacky frozen variety.

I suck. jexter would get it.

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:38:27 +0000

Didn’t Gavin, the ower of photoshops, tout that orange juice video on his blog? That’s the only recent OJ reference that I can recall.

By: Jack Blades

Jack Blades — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:18:50 +0000

Damn Yankees!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:17:24 +0000

My lighter won’t light for Night Ranger. I guess because I gave it up before my time was due.

By: TC

TC — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:15:46 +0000

Given the state of mainstream music today I would not be surprised to finds said symphonic takes, but also a capella versions, an unplugged version, a dance/house mix, and alternate language versions in Hutu and Spanglish, as well as Night Ranger cover bands who make more per week than I do.

Bring on the pub mix. Round these parts, it’s Gardettos.

By: Clif

Clif — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:08:08 +0000

What TC said.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:40:26 +0000

Kids, if you honestly think that there are symphonic outtakes of Sister Christian featuring legendary verses wherein SC serves her man FRESH SQUEEZED OJ, then I am a failure.

I think you need more Pub Mix.

By: Brando

Brando — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:26:04 +0000

Can we still rock in America?

By: TC

TC — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:11:30 +0000

Night Ranger has a BOX SET!!!!????!?!?!?!? It is true. American culture is hopelessly corrupt. That is just wrong, hopelessly wrong in a way exceeding the wrongness of everything that has ever been wrong, plus two.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:06:32 +0000

They know exactly who it is about. This song is why Shoelimpy™ just toilet papered Capt. Trollypants’ treehouse!!!!!!

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:54:51 +0000

Pinko, they just don’t get who this was for. It’s like, um, over their heads in the usual Pinko no-sense-making ways.

By: mdhåtter

mdhåtter — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:37:05 +0000

I use “kibosh”.

I do not, however, use Night Ranger.

Honestly, I’d rather be waterboarding

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:36:11 +0000

Leave me alone. I’m making love in an elevator. You know, loving it up while I’m going down…

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:32:12 +0000

Clif you need the Night Ranger Box Set that has the alternate takes of “Sister Christian.” It is kind of like the Smile version of “Good Vibrations.”

By: blue girl

blue girl — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:53:15 +0000

Why is it true that the boys don’t want to play no more with her?

By: Clif

Clif — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:29:36 +0000

There is no verse about orange juice

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:16:02 +0000

It could not be more obvious who the song is about. Think about the verse about orange juice.

By: TC

TC — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 16:13:35 +0000

What’s next? Loverboy?

Totally lacking in cowbell.

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:43:30 +0000

It’s comments like the one above that makes BG even more cooler to AG and she was already too cool for school.

Pinko, besides my mother and you — who uses the word ‘kabosh’?

AG has never had one IM conversation with the Cap’t. Not even one. Bastard. However, AG knows who this post is dedicated to. What’s AG’s prize for knowing?

By: blue girl

blue girl — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:33:46 +0000

I am totally flicking my Bic high in the air while motoring simultaneously.