We begin our war with:
Everything in its right place, no chump*ss Stankees on this holiday tree (for UC).
Top tree with secular, yet appropriate items (no, not a huge ham).
Provide a scene of contentment and repose (squee).
Provide a scene of reality and ice cream shenanigans (for BG).
And o’ course, visions of sugarplums, the hoofing variety!
Happy secular and Cookie Jesus X-mas to any and all the Three B fam! Stay safe and keep the suckas off your block.