We begin our war with:
Everything in its right place, no chump*ss Stankees on this holiday tree (for UC).
Top tree with secular, yet appropriate items (no, not a huge ham).
Provide a scene of contentment and repose (squee).
Provide a scene of reality and ice cream shenanigans (for BG).
And o’ course, visions of sugarplums, the hoofing variety!
Happy secular and Cookie Jesus X-mas to any and all the Three B fam! Stay safe and keep the suckas off your block.





i would like to pull an AG and call a fatwa on exams.
while of course wishing everyone else a happy, stomach-filling, cozy and comfortable christmas.
I took no leftovers home. I am strong.
How did I miss the doggie goodness? I must be slipping.
I hope you did right by those boys in the Santalike-presenting-gifting department, Pinko Punko. Cuteness must be properly rewarded.