You happen to get too overwhelmed by the serious pants drowndeding the world. Two options
Grab your wuggle bear.
And/or sing the “Oogum Boogum” song in the manner of “I can’t effing hear you, world, lalalallalalalalalalal! Oogum Boogum! Ghost Melon up in your grill!”
What happened?
I read EBay feedback ratings to cheer ME up.
Like this:
Positive feedback rating
much chuffed items arrived in timeous fashion, muchos gracias mi amigo.
Buyer tentringbogrock( 7 )
Bear with me.
I thought this blog banned punning.
i thought only AG did that
Oh, I think there’s a punning claws in which it’s okay so long as there’s bearly enough fur a sentence of puns.
Anyway, this is a web site — it’s not like you can make me use Morse code, ursine language…
What a baby! To hell with clever commentary, that is a very, cute pooch.
Sometimes you just need your wuggle.
I’m pre-nominating teh for a ‘baggie award. We’re working on categories, but ursine language? That might be too much ass for this half-ass blog! TOO GOOD!
Wuggle Bear’s got what Pugsley craves. It’s got electrolytes.
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Is that “LASSIE TRAPPED IN MINESHAFT” or “Chundernozzles in the breakdown lane”?
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I’ll get the Fucks right on it. Oh, just wait. *no* teratoma required. Never mind then.