A tad late, but we at Three Bulls! want to wish a most happy, tasty, and crispy Chinese New Year to our dear readers. This looks to be a most delicious year for all of us.
Lisa: No, I can’t! I can’t eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [chuckles] Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Indeed, Homer, indeed. Happy 4705!