A tad late, but we at Three Bulls! want to wish a most happy, tasty, and crispy Chinese New Year to our dear readers. This looks to be a most delicious year for all of us.
Lisa: No, I can’t! I can’t eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [chuckles] Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Indeed, Homer, indeed. Happy 4705!
Yay! It is year of the GOLDEN pig!
i knew it!!
you’re all after me!!!
Did someone say my name?
Sounds like PP needs a membership to the Bacon of the Month Club to celebrate.
In honor of the New Year, I give you http://www.badcookie.com/.
Dim the Lights, Chill The Ham.
if you knew how many times a week we quote that simpsons exchange….
“Bacon that waffle, boy… bacon it!“
i thought it was bacon up that sausage
you didnt get fox under that rock from which you crawled out of?
the apocalypse isn’t here yet, ya know!
* Any part of the piggy
* Is quite alright with me.
* Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma
* Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama
* Ham from Virginia, ham from York,
* Trotters, sausages, hot roast pork.
* Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on
* Bacon with or without the rind on
* Though humanitarian
* I’m not a vegetarian.
* I’m neither a crank nor prude nor prig
* And though it may sound infra dig
* Any part of the darling pig
* Is perfectly fine by me.
–Noel Coward