By double secret courier, I have received from Mendacious D news of the most recent innovation in the great Canadadian sport of moose curling: Moose Anger Management.
Attentive Three Bulls! readers may recall that concerns were raised in a previous thread about the possible trauma visited upon moose by cavalier moose curling and the subsequent hoof prints visited upon innocent curling fans by traumatised moose.
Now, you can be reassured that the full force of Canadadian ingenuity is being applied to this problem.
I am sure that self-awareness and deep breathing exercises are far better than hockey puck size valium for maintaining moose at an appropriate level of calm for proper curling. It may even help in convincing them not to destroy the ice surface by piddling on it.
Some may say that mangled fans are an important part of the tradition of moose curling, but I suspect that such people are just shills for the CCA.
my sister was bitten bi a moose once…
Pup, it’s a bargain even in Canadian Tire money.
Don’t make me bring out the Puppy Curling again.
As this is not far from the D-Pad, an excursion may be in the works, with photographic evidence to boot.
Also, the CCA can lick my manly, swollen nuts. Bunch of cobags. They should all be sodomized with their own brooms.
I would bet a lot of real money that MD were drunky with that last comment. The CCA is really a hated organization for such eliminationist, violent rhetoric to be employed.
I agree Pinko Punko! Pup curling is violent rhetoric!! Bums sliding on cold cold ice….
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Nonsense! I was only partially inebriated. How else could I have typed that without spelling errors? Anyway, I was just saying what everyone thinks all the time.
Is he a moose whisperer?
I LOVE moose! For that matter, I like just saying… moooooose! Your lips must purse a few times in preparation and when *mmmooose* finally escapes ones mouth, there is a subtle just satisfying flaring of the nostrils. My nostrils… although if I said this by a moose, his nostrils might flare as well.
MenD. is showing a side of himself that AG does not much care for. He is probably wishing he were intoxicated when he typed that up. You know, because AG is a hard one to win back. You just ask Fish-a-licious.
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretty nasti
They’re on to us!!
AG, I was unaware you were a CCA sympathizer…
I looked at that moose in the eye, and I said, “Not this time, my dear alces alces. You’ve eaten my mother, my sisters, my nephew, and everyone I’ve ever curled with, but you’re not going to eat me”. The moose stared back, its nostrils flaring and its hooves still dripping in the blood of my dear curling companions. We stood silent for a few minutes and then the moose turned away. Its revenge for the moose curling incident was satisfied; it had no use for me anymore. I walked home, but I knew that one day, I too would be eaten by a moose. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, and maybe by a moose I still hadn’t even met. But one day ….
I wonder if UC is going to build a moose-proof suit like that other Canadistanian, Troy Hurtubise.
UC, you are such a loser. You don’t have a newphew. You are such a sexist creep. If you did have one, your Mummy wouldn’t be all over your ass to be a real doctor (or AG’s to be a lawyer!). Get over your Mummy issues and stop lying, Cowboy.
MenD., AG couldn’t give a flying fig about the CCA, CCA, or AAA for that matter. It’s your locker room, Chuckles-like chatter that got you in the doghouse.
Enjoy your stay with UC in the deplorable housing!
P.S.
He’s not bringing his Playstation or whatever that POS is, his CDs, his computers, his iPod or his smutty magazines when he goes to the doghouse. You boys will have nothing in there. Not even rabbit ears for a TV.
Did you hear the one about the moose, the priest, and the rabbi?
Snag, that’s two for you today!(That includes you over at teh teh’s encouraging Elmo). One more and I may have to strangle you with this microphone cord.
AG, that would leave my family rich from the insurance and me dead. Sounds like a win-win.
The only thing I like better than moose curling is fighting the Spanish. Remember the Maine!
Mmm… now I’m thinking about chocolate mousse with some nice chocolate curls for embellishment. And really, shouldn’t it be spelled m-o-u-s-s-e in Canada? Although, mousse curling makes me think this would be some form of hair styling product.
HELP ME ROCKY!
that’s awful Billy! I hear that møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
Sorry folks, the thread’s closed. The moose outside should have told you.
I’m just a sweet transvestite, ooh ooh, from transsexual, Transylvania -a -a.