Innovations in moose curling

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By double secret courier, I have received from Mendacious D news of the most recent innovation in the great Canadadian sport of moose curling: Moose Anger Management.

Attentive Three Bulls! readers may recall that concerns were raised in a previous thread about the possible trauma visited upon moose by cavalier moose curling and the subsequent hoof prints visited upon innocent curling fans by traumatised moose.

Now, you can be reassured that the full force of Canadadian ingenuity is being applied to this problem.

I am sure that self-awareness and deep breathing exercises are far better than hockey puck size valium for maintaining moose at an appropriate level of calm for proper curling. It may even help in convincing them not to destroy the ice surface by piddling on it.

Some may say that mangled fans are an important part of the tradition of moose curling, but I suspect that such people are just shills for the CCA.

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