Les Pantaloons des Serieuse

TMBG-Your Racist Friend

This is where the party ends
I can’t stand here listening to you
And your racist friend
I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you
And your racist friend

It was the loveliest party that I’ve ever attended
If anything was broken I’m sure it could be mended
My head can’t tolerate this bobbing and pretending
Listen to some bullet-head and the madness that he’s saying

This is where the party ends
I’ll just sit here wondering how you
Can stand by your racist friend
I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you
You and your racist friend

This is where the party ends
I can’t stand here listening to you
And your racist friend
I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you
And your racist friend

Out from the kitchen to the bedroom to the hallway
Your friend apologizes, he could see it my way
He let the contents of the bottle do the thinking
Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding

26 Responses to “Les Pantaloons des Serieuse”


  • One down, several million to go.

    Then we should start on the Dominionists.

    The Flat-earthers and Creationists will just have to wait.

  • indeed. I was just over at a publishing industry website (i.e. not partisan) and several commenters, on a thread about Imus, were asking where was Rev. Jackson and Sharption apology to the Duke Lacrosse players? How both men are racists, etc. It made me ill.

  • Bad French!

    “Les Pantalons sérieux”

  • Who said it was French?

    The arguments about false equivalence for getting people off never work. It is like agreeing about a crime but then saying well if punishment is selective we should err on the side of caution and let everyone go. Totally stupid. Also, most of the Imus defenders, they have no idea that much worse racial slurs were uttered by McGuirk seconds after Imus’ remark. Those people would clam up because they have no idea what they were talking about. Seriously, it is like they use the Chewbacca defense.

    Also, part of writing this was I have kind of had it with certain too-sexist and slightly racist bloggos that are snarky. I am tired of feeling like a hypocrite about them. I don’t want to host a f*cking godawful flamewar so I just can’t deal with it.

  • Who said it wasn’t?

  • The burden of dispositive proof of Frenchness is not on me.

  • it made me feel better to read this awesome quote from Joan Walsh:

    I hate the misogyny of some rap music — it’s not all misogynistic — but rappers didn’t invent sick notions of black women as sexual objects in America; those ideas have an old, old history here, going back to the days when the chains black men wore weren’t bling. As I said to Scarborough and Ridley, when we have “Snoop Dogg Country” on MSNBC, and Young Jeezy’s doing the morning drive-time show instead of Imus, then let’s talk about how rappers deserve the outrage Imus brought on himself. In my opinion, hundreds of years of the racist misogyny of white men like Imus and McGuirk are far more responsible for misogynistic rap music than the reverse. And as I type this I’m thinking, is that even up for debate? Fellas, please.

    http://www.salon.com/opinion/walsh/media/2007/04/12/scarborough_ridley/index.html

  • Yeah, that was super awesome.

  • The burden of dispositive proof of Frenchness is not on me.

    TO PROVE: “Les Pantaloons des Serieuse” was a lame attempt at French.

    PROOF: By induction on integer indices into string representations of phrases.

    Definition. Let F be a function from integers > 0 to words in “Les Pantaloons des Serieuse”.

    Base case. F(1) = “Les”. When something begins with “Les” and is written by an ignorant American, it is sure to be an extremely lame attempt at French. (Corollary to the Jesus’ General Theorem.)

    Inductive step. Assume F(n) is an extremely lame attempt at French. Thus we must show that F(n 1) is a lame attempt at French. By the law of conservation of ignorant American lameness, any physical or abstract object imbued with lameness transfers excess lameness over to adjacent objects. So F(n 1) will be lame.

    CONCLUSION: F(1) is a lame attempt at French. If F(n) is a lame attempt at French, then F(n 1) is a lame attempt at French. F is an index into “Les Pantaloons des Serieuse.” Therefore, “Les Pantaloons des Serieuse” is a lame attempt at French. QED.

  • As usual, the wordpress emus ate my plus signs.

  • That’s a pretty crappy proof.

    Serieusement.

    That language was passed down to me on golden plates stolen from the moon zombies before I annihilated them with le cannone des pantaloons.

  • so if I say “Les Moonves made the right decision to fire Imus”, then I am making a lame attempt at French?

    your theorum is FALSE, mister.

  • I knew a jacknife salesman named Les Pantaloones, once.

    No Seriously! He was married to Anita. He gave up the knife selling when he struck it big in the Imaginary toobz business a couple of years ago, made a killing offa this guy in Alaska.

    Now he just relaxes in Hawaii, raising bonsai marijuana and betting on the emu races….

  • I don’t want to host a f*cking godawful flamewar so I just can’t deal with it.

    Awwww, man…. why not? I’m sure the scrappy 3Bullsians can do some damage against the other kids. And the other flame wars have been, like, soooo productive in changing minds, enlightening people, etc. Ummm… yeah.

  • Golden plates? Oh noes, MORMOONS!


    I knew a jacknife salesman named Les Pantaloones, once.

    No Seriously! He was married to Anita. He gave up the knife selling when he struck it big in the Imaginary toobz business a couple of years ago, made a killing offa this guy in Alaska.

    Now he just relaxes in Hawaii, raising bonsai marijuana and betting on the emu races….

    True story.

  • More Møøn’s Zombies, T.

  • “I knew a jacknife salesman named Les Pantaloones…Now he just relaxes in Hawaii”… where it’s hot and he wear Les Pantaloones. Does that make him redundant or do they just call him “Shorts”?

  • Either way I think annihilating them with the pants cannon was a hate crime, bub. Just you wait til the zombie elders in moon Salt Lake City (Mare Salis) hear about it! Then its bring down the absurdly underweighted hammer-time!

  • it’s, even.

  • Did we ever clear up whether moon zombies are naked all the ime?

  • Naked Moon Zombies –

    (say it with me now) BAND NAME!

  • If we have naked moon zombies, will moon zombie porn be far behind? The soft e-rot-icism of Zombiemate? Or the hot, more explicit brain-eating action of Mausoleum?

  • As for creepy shite…. the page i was on before my daily troll of 3B was ordering 4 tickets to see TMBG.

    synchronicity.

    WTF is up with my universe? creeeeeepy.

  • Speaking of French people, pantaloons, Americans, and moon zombies:

    http://fidothemovie.com/

    I have seen it in Canada. It was awesome. But it won’t be out in the USA for another couple months.

    “Is Timmy in trouble?” *vociferous zombie groan*

  • And what’s all this about “lay moonv”?

  • sometimes i wonder why i even visit this here blog.

    this is not one of those times, because if i was wondering, i would not be able to comment.

    so has everyone gone into a coma or something? cause there’s been no activity anywhere, including my brain. or most of yours, judging by the output!

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