These little dudes just pooped on yr carpet, and you didn’t care! Stolen from the interwebs, we needed a little something to start the week. Also, Alberto Gonzales might do well to show pictures of these guys while he’s perjuring himself. Just a little distraction, can you see Hatch trying to belabor the point about how cute these guys are and how nobody can question the integrity of such little guys.
“Mr. Chair, I don’t know why the Democrat Party hates cute dogs, but I’m here to say that the party of Lincoln does not agree with any plan to put them to a slow and agonizing death. I am willing to draw that line in the sand and I am glad that Attorney General Gonzales agrees with me.”
“I commend Attorney General Gonzales for coming here today and bravely sharing with us his images of American triumph so indicated by these moving pictures of dogs on a beanbag chair. It is possible that the letter of some law has been broken by this beanbag chair, but I challenge you Mr. Chairman, that the the spirit of the law remains pristine. I bow my head in prayer for this courageous man. God bless.”
Hubba Hubba AAAAAOOOOOOGAAAAAH!!!!
Speaker Pelosi’s Anti-Puppy agenda WILL NOT STAND!
“I suggest we form an immediate subcommittee to determine the potential for any possible level of Frito-ness, be it past present or future, in order to so prevent any possible Frito-ness from disrupting any of our Great American Holidays, be they future, present or past from the future, and, in so doing, protect the Great American Society from any harm, be it mental, physical, psychology, or physiological in nature, as that is our charge from the Great American People and thus we must committ to this charge and form said committee for the investigation of the situation contained herein this visual image of the canine that may or may not be in question, suspiscion or investigation of Frito-ness, so long as the investigation does not imply Frito-ness prior to any conclusion being drawn by the committee.
I further contend that the Great American House of Representatives shall form an independent subcommittee of the sub-committee so mentioned above to determine a name for the committee named above.”
Clearly, this is the tragically foreseeable result of the Clinton administration’s disastrous puppy policies.
OK, I call shenanigans.
This is totally a ripoff of about a week’s worth of Bloom County back in the day.
Otherworldly cutish puppy, destruction and taking over the earth, Congressional investigations…
The only thing missing is Ollie North, and aliens kidnapping teh lame to turn him into a Liberal.
Loose the AG!
And some drugged out, retarded cat that has been savaged about the face and head with a shovel.
I forgot about that Bloom County. The puppy eyes get you everytime.
“How to Serve Man”- It’s a cookbook!!
“It’s even worse! He’s TELEGENIC!!!”
How to serve moose, you mean.
I’ll have to send you a piccy of our new cutiepie. meanwhile, here is our old cutiepie (who unfortuantely is no longer with us) when she was a pup:
http://tinyurl.com/3xh5b8
The cute attacks are spreading! Conventional wisdom says Dems should eat it!
No one could ever have predicted…
how many of these puppies were allowed to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom? The one on the left looks particularly partisan. It probably wore a sweater from Ann Taylor when meeting Clinton for lunch.
“These puppies represent Executive Privilege, and these scissors represent a subpeona for our confidential e-mails. Now, I ask you Senator, are you going to apply these scissors to these puppies’ genitals just to score political points against the Commander in Cute, er, Chief? I want you to look them in the eyes–don’t look away, Senator!–and tell them, ‘For the sake of checks and balances, I have to remove your testicles.’ Because that’s what you would be doing to the Pokey Little Puppy in the White House.”
Billy, great call on Bloom County and the Ollie North segment. I may have to hunt around for my books with those strips in them.
“I ask you Senator to not try these puppies in the court of public opinion. They are exerting their constitutional right to poop. It is unfortunate that they have also eaten the Constitution, by my goodness, aren’t they so cute? I propose an immediate recess to allow the puppies to rest.”
After these attacks of mass cuteness, remember, you’re either with us or with the hedgehogs!
And cuteness doesn’t kill people, so only outlaws will be cute.
(And flip the safety back on on those puppies dammit, someone could get hurt.)
Do not underestimate the power of the uncute!
And they have a posse!
Billy Pilgrim has offically been put on notice. AG is not amused.
AG or AG or AG??? So many AG’s in the news!
Attorney General!
sheesh.
plausible deniability. It’s a way of life.
MISS MAH BUKKIT
I’m with Plover. Give us a kiss.
Plover, why are you posting photos of Dick Cheney’s soul? You’re going to scare the children.
Unlikely, Mr. Pilgrim.
When anyone talkes of Alberto Liar Gonzales, it is Alberto, Gonzales a combination of the two. You can call him AFLAC for all this AG cares. However, ‘AG’ written as such belongs to this AG. Don’t make me become like Shoelimpy with the trademark symbol.
You are on AG’s list. And that is not a good place to be.
“You are on AG’s list. And that is not a good place to be.”
That’s not what I’ve heard.
Your diss is on my list.
Snag, you better watch it. AG has your IP address and she’s crazzzy!
Help! AG’s Malkinizing me!
Malkinizing? If you mean that liberally, that would mean AG posts your home phone everywhere. If you mean that conservatively, AG calls you a brown skinned trash mouthed fool and tells you to call AG an ‘American’, because that’s what she is despite having immigrant parents and being of color*!
*Malkin is of color, not AG. AG is the poster girl for pigment challenged America.
Let’s leave off the racism. Some people might not know what you mean about Michelle Malkin and her enter oeuvre. They might take AG another way.
I plead the Fifth.
malkinize (mal ki nIz’). v. malkinized, malkinizing, malkinizes
1. To draw a false analogy.
2. To reveal personal information about a person with whom one disagrees.
What next? The Malkin Mind Meld?
Jennifer, that’s where your mind is removed and replaced with hot air.
“that’s where your mind is removed and replaced with hot air.”
That would explain the permanent poofed-cheek, pursed-lip, bulging-eye look that is so common after the MMM has taken place.
But does it explain the loss of continence? I suggest we ask the puppies.
How does one lose a continent?
“How does one lose a continent?”
You put it in a safe place. That’s what happened to Atlantis, ya know.
Pinko, folks are already clear that AG does not feel that way. If they are not, WOW! It’s not like AG goes around saying or thinking such horrible kinds of things that Malkin says and thinks. Especially about race, gender and creed.
Let the record show, however, that AG goes around hating on this blog and Bank of Satan.
Everyone’s a racist, but not everyone is a total raging munchloaf about it.
Bank of Satan once handled my investments, but I got burned. It was hellish.
I made the mistake of investing with Bank of Atlantis. Now I’m totally under water.
I invested in Halliburton, SUCKERS!
Because your diss, your diss, is all I miss.
According to AG, your diss, your diss, is on her list.
Of the good things in life! Sing it!
That is all the words I know to that song.
UC that is a god damn lie. You are such a slanderer. Given that AG only spoke to you last night about late night arrivals to Philadelphia, you are so lying!
You are on AG’s list too. Of course, it’s just easier to put you there every morning and stop wasting the ink.
Snark!!
I am apparently a victim of the Hunting of the Snark. Gashoobaw!
I hope you use a big bore rifle when hunting snark, UC.
one time, on Jeopardy, the category was Hall & Oates. The contestants left it for last, and were finally forced to run through the questions at the end. No one even buzzed in once. Sitting at home, I got them all right.
You make my dreams come true- woo woo!
They’re watching you, watching you, watching you.
Maybe Bush is Darryl Hall rather than R. Kelly.
Does that mean he is sowing his wild Oates?
Snark – The Most Dangerous Game.