To write a post. The swagwagon circles Kathleen but she denies the swag.
I accidentally heard 12 seconds of the new R. Kelly song. Words fail me. Trust me, if there were a video of him pissing on a little boy we wouldn’t be having to deal with him still. Our society is irredeemably misogynistic on countless levels. I would add that I consistently shudder at even conceiving of an R. Kelly behavior that would serve as a pretext for removing this hitmaking machine from the airwaves. Someone would most likely have to die, and my suffering isn’t that bad. Extending the metaphor to our cobag in chief, we can determine that he R. Kelly’d New Orleans, Iraq and various swathes of government. Sounds like a glass half empty situation. Let’s turn that frown upside down- wow! What a bladder!
Funny you mention this, the Chappelle Show rerun last night had his R. Kelly “Piss on You” sketch.
And good call on the R. Bushie comparison.
Wouldn’t that make him our ureterostomy-bag-in-chief?
Let’s look at the evidence, he’s MORE than a flirt with disaster, and he has been known to overuse vocal effects like autotune. They are the same person. I mean “Trapped in the Closet” directed by K. Rove.
*blush* actually I asked an important, swag-defining question that was never answered:
ps. I’m really not dodging the swagwagon. I am trying to decide which snacktator shirt is best. What is the origin of the pipes quote? Also, my bloglines isn’t updating 3 bulls, so I hadn’t even realized more posts were up. plus, I’ve been using my RNC account to do my emails.
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That sounds like the truth from the perspective of all involved parties. One thing to remember: Pinko Punko doesn’t drink beer. Thus he can not be trusted.
Also, the swag is mythical.
Someone would most likely have to die
Though, hopefully, not R. Kelly, because I’ve learned anything from the hip-hop industry, it’s that artists are much more prolific after they’re dead. If we strike him down now, he will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.
Hey Pinko! Where ya been. It’s a sad day when I find I have to come to source for my daily Pinko Punko. Have you abandoned the rest of Left Blogistan? Are you saving your impenetrable wisdom for only your minions. In that case, I’ll have to speak to a recruiter. I’m not sure I can qualify, but it’s just not the same blogistan without your revealed wisdom, revealed. Bring da bling.
As usual, I don’t know what this post is about. Is R Kelly into golden showers? Why is that bad? Why, one time in Phuket…er, maybe I better let that story go untold for now.
But I do need a bit of your wisdom. I’m working on a project in Palo Alto and I need to know if you know any good Indian buffets on the peninsula?
mikey
The pipes quote is exactly what you think it is.
Of course PP doesn’t drink beer. He’s a Pinko.