or something, because she’s been going ON about some midwestern thingie, o’er there, called Blue Moon Ice Cream. About which I turned to the trusty Wikipedia, home of møøses, and they had this to say;
“One ice cream stand (now defunct) in Plattsmouth, NE offered a Blue Moon ice cream with similar flavoring to the totally unrelated Blue Moon Beer. This flavor tasted like what you would expect a light blue marshmallow to taste like, minus the marshmallow taste.”
And then I realized that there is lower percentage of totally made up crap on this blog that there is in that venerable institution. I wonder if evil universe plover has been marking that sh*t up. That 100% sounds like it would be written by one of us, if the sanctity of Wikipedia were to be perforated by a scoundrel of a 3B nature.