From Gavin, we learned that Conservapedia is allowing new accounts to foster truthiness in Wiki form. Something tells me that some very silly people are not taking Conservapedia seriously. plover and I went through Conservapedia User names and were laughing our heads off, we noticed some themes emerging in username choices- here is our edited chat: (some filthy language is included, be warned)
Pinko: # Adolf “Icewedge” Hitler
wtf?
11:25 PM Pinko: Aleistercrowley
(nic)
me: Icewedge?
11:26 PM
Pinko: I know- wtf?
Pinko: I know- wtf?
“# AnalFUCK”
I’m laughing like a little kid
me: I wonder how long that will last
Pinko
: ok, this must be Bobby Lightfoot or someone-
: ok, this must be Bobby Lightfoot or someone-
“# Andrew Schlafly Wolfbags like there’s no tomorrow
# Andrew Schlafly belms at cripples
# Andrew Schlafly enjoys the donkey cock
# Andrew Schlafly felches his mother
# Andrew Schlafly had his carpet ruined by bukkake
# Andrew Schlafly has a Brighton Hot Lunch every weekend
# Andrew Schlafly has a glass-topped coffee table
# Andrew Schlafly is a Flabby Quim
# Andrew Schlafly is a bampot
# Andrew Schlafly is a bawheid
# Andrew Schlafly is a cock
# Andrew Schlafly is a crusty aureole
# Andrew Schlafly is a cunt
# Andrew Schlafly is a cuntbubble
# Andrew Schlafly is a dirty little fitta
# Andrew Schlafly is a fotze
# Andrew Schlafly is a keen space-docker
# Andrew Schlafly is a nob
# Andrew Schlafly is a nob-jockey
# Andrew Schlafly is a pudendal pustule
# Andrew Schlafly is a rancid mingeflap
# Andrew Schlafly is a sensitive man
# Andrew Schlafly is a steaming pile of elephant semen
# Andrew Schlafly is a waste of a human life
# Andrew Schlafly is an asshat
# Andrew Schlafly is an utter cunt
# Andrew Schlafly is avaroo”
# Andrew Schlafly belms at cripples
# Andrew Schlafly enjoys the donkey cock
# Andrew Schlafly felches his mother
# Andrew Schlafly had his carpet ruined by bukkake
# Andrew Schlafly has a Brighton Hot Lunch every weekend
# Andrew Schlafly has a glass-topped coffee table
# Andrew Schlafly is a Flabby Quim
# Andrew Schlafly is a bampot
# Andrew Schlafly is a bawheid
# Andrew Schlafly is a cock
# Andrew Schlafly is a crusty aureole
# Andrew Schlafly is a cunt
# Andrew Schlafly is a cuntbubble
# Andrew Schlafly is a dirty little fitta
# Andrew Schlafly is a fotze
# Andrew Schlafly is a keen space-docker
# Andrew Schlafly is a nob
# Andrew Schlafly is a nob-jockey
# Andrew Schlafly is a pudendal pustule
# Andrew Schlafly is a rancid mingeflap
# Andrew Schlafly is a sensitive man
# Andrew Schlafly is a steaming pile of elephant semen
# Andrew Schlafly is a waste of a human life
# Andrew Schlafly is an asshat
# Andrew Schlafly is an utter cunt
# Andrew Schlafly is avaroo”
11:27 PM omg
me: heh
Pinko: #
# BasicallyImHereToLaunchAGuerill
11:28 PM Pinko
: i have tears in my eyes
: i have tears in my eyes
me: hahaha
Fuckyouconseritives
11:30 PM
Pinko: # Bohdan doesn’t have any connections to Icewedge, honestly!
Pinko: # Bohdan doesn’t have any connections to Icewedge, honestly!
sic
me: Gayevolutionistdemocrat
11:31 PM GodLovesGayPeopleAndSoDoI
# GoddisapprovesofbulliesKarajou
11:32 PM
Godissorealomg
Godissorealomg
Pinko: I think “Icewedge” is an atheist online
but it is my new word
11:33 PM
me: H for Hitler was a sensitive man
me: H for Hitler was a sensitive man
Pinko: #
# CONSERVAPEDIAISCRUMBLINGUNDERIC
# CONSERVAPEDIAisHIGHLYworthlessI
oh my god
plover, I can’t stop laughing
I am trying to be quiet
i heart icewedge
11:34 PM me: I originally read GoddisapprovesofbulliesKarajou as “God is approves of bullies”. mine’s better…
those icewedge ones are great…
Pinko: #
# Chuck Norris kills God
me: #HandsomeAlanColmes
11:35 PM #HaveYouNotRealisedYetThereAreMo
Pinko: # DanceDanceEvolution
11:36 PM me: #
# Henry V
# HenryIV
# HenryJunior
# HenryV
# HenryVI
Pinko: hahahahahah
# DeathtoyouinfidelswhodeythepowersofthealmightyIcewedg
me: # HeyGuysIveLOggedOnAsAPtoperUserAndNothingToDoWithCatsHonest
11:37 PM # Hitler (a sensitive man) is about to get blocked
# Hitler = sensitive man
# Hitler stole my bike!
# Hitler was a sensitive man
# Hitler was the goatse man
# Hitler, North Dakota
# Hitler: more sensitive than Niandra
# HitlerDew
# Hitlerfactor777
# Hitlerista
# Hitlermachong
# Hitlerville
# Hitler = sensitive man
# Hitler stole my bike!
# Hitler was a sensitive man
# Hitler was the goatse man
# Hitler, North Dakota
# Hitler: more sensitive than Niandra
# HitlerDew
# Hitlerfactor777
# Hitlerista
# Hitlermachong
# Hitlerville
Pinko: #DungFunnel
me: # Hojimachong (Sysop)
# Hojimachong was a sensitive man
# Hojimachong, a front for the entire Godless liberal conspiracy worldwide
# HojimachongSock
# Hojimawang
11:39 PM # IAMAGAYNIGGERCATHOLICJEWFROMMEX
# IAMICEWEDGEIWILLFIGHTAGOODFIGHT
# IAMJESUSTHEWEDGEOFICE
# IAMaJEWandIdidWTC
# IAMic3w3dg3
# IAmLiberalDealWithIt
# IBETYOUHAVENTSEENSCHLAFLYANDSAT
# ICEOFWEDG3
# ICEOFWEDGEISJESUSANDALLCONSERVA
# ICEWEDGEAGAIN
# ICEWEDGEISNOTALONE
# ICEWEDGEOURSAVIOR
# ICEWEDGETOTHERESCUE
# ICEWEDGETRYTAKINGYOURFINGEROFFT
# ICEisWEDGE
# ICEofDIVINEwedge
# ICallUponYouToVandalizeInTheNam
# ICantBelieveYouBlockedMeJustFor
# ICantDrive110km
# ICantDrive55
# IDEMANDASOUPLASER
# IDidItForIcewedge
# IDontEvenKnowWhoIc3WedgeIsAndIC
# IEditWikipediaWithARightWingChr
Pinko
:
:
I am on an icewedge bender
me: # IMJUSTANORDINARYNEWUSERWHOISINN
11:42 PM
Pinko: hahahahahahahahahahah
Pinko: hahahahahahahahahahah
also good:
# Fakeaccount
# Fakename
me: wait “I demand a soup laser” ? wtf?
Pinko: HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh you are killing me
11:43 PM
me: # Iamgoingtobednowbutmycounterpartisnothavefunbanningalltheseaccountsbytheway
me: # Iamgoingtobednowbutmycounterpar
11:44 PM
Pinko: GiganticBREASTS
Pinko: GiganticBREASTS
me: # Iamsuchag
11:45 PM
# Ic3WedgeIsGod
# Ic3w3dg3
# Ic3wedg3IsAtWarWithCP
# Ic3wedg3PWNSConservapedia
# Ic3wedg3TehINFIDELHASSPOKEN
# Ic3wedg3WillBeHereForAlongTimeTodayHeDoesNotHaveWorkReadyForTheWarFools
# Ic3wedgeHasOwndConservapedia
# Ic3wedgeIsGod
# Ic3wedgeSaysYourMother
# IcCaRus
# Ice, ice, baby!
# Ice486
# IceASockOfWedge
# IceW
# IceWedgeHasTooManyFriendsForYouToStopUs
# Iceboundstated
# Icedwedge
# Icegotwedged
# Icehasreturnedwithawedge
# IceisWedgeisjesu
# Iceisthegodofwedge
# Icemew
# Icepolyhedralsoliddefinedbytwotrianglesandthreetrapezoidfaces
# Icesensi
# Icetheunstoppablewedge
# Icethewedgesaysfuckyouall
# Icevedge
# Icevvedge
# Icew3dgeOnWheels
# IcewdgIsDeinitlyTehGodOfWedge
# Icewedg3ThinksConservapediaIsMildlyPathetic
# Icewedg3WantsYouToVandalizeConservapedia
# Icewedge
# Icewedge has nothing better to do with his Sunday
# Icewedge is pwning you!
# Icewedge sock
# Icewedge thinks conservapedia is fat and obese!
# Icewedge2
# Icewedge78
# IcewedgeIfide
# Icewedgei am
# Icewedgeisi
# Icewedgeoficewedge
# Icewedgesaysdie
# Icewedgestrikesagain
# Icewedgetalkswithyou
# Icewedgetest
# Ic3WedgeIsGod
# Ic3w3dg3
# Ic3wedg3IsAtWarWithCP
# Ic3wedg3PWNSConservapedia
# Ic3wedg3TehINFIDELHASSPOKEN
# Ic3wedg3WillBeHereForAlongTimeT
# Ic3wedgeHasOwndConservapedia
# Ic3wedgeIsGod
# Ic3wedgeSaysYourMother
# IcCaRus
# Ice, ice, baby!
# Ice486
# IceASockOfWedge
# IceW
# IceWedgeHasTooManyFriendsForYou
# Iceboundstated
# Icedwedge
# Icegotwedged
# Icehasreturnedwithawedge
# IceisWedgeisjesu
# Iceisthegodofwedge
# Icemew
# Icepolyhedralsoliddefinedbytwot
# Icesensi
# Icetheunstoppablewedge
# Icethewedgesaysfuckyouall
# Icevedge
# Icevvedge
# Icew3dgeOnWheels
# IcewdgIsDeinitlyTehGodOfWedge
# Icewedg3ThinksConservapediaIsMi
# Icewedg3WantsYouToVandalizeCons
# Icewedge
# Icewedge has nothing better to do with his Sunday
# Icewedge is pwning you!
# Icewedge sock
# Icewedge thinks conservapedia is fat and obese!
# Icewedge2
# Icewedge78
# IcewedgeIfide
# Icewedgei am
# Icewedgeisi
# Icewedgeoficewedge
# Icewedgesaysdie
# Icewedgestrikesagain
# Icewedgetalkswithyou
# Icewedgetest
Pinko: # GrandTheftAnus
# GrandTheftPussy
# GrandTheftScotum
# GrandTheftVagina
# GrandTheftVirginity
wtf???????
Scotum?
hee
11:46 PM me: heh
# Im on cp, haxing ur site
11:47 PM
erm
erm
# ImACockSuckingMotherFuckingAtheist
# ImADickLickingCockSuckingMotherFuckingChildRapingAssPoundingAtheist
# ImADickLickingCockSuckingMotherFuckingChildRapingAssPoundingGodDamnAtheist
# ImADickLickingSodomizingBibleBashingCockSuckingMotherFuckingChildRapingAssPoundingGodDamnAtheist
# ImADickLickingSodomizingCockSuckingMotherFuckingChildRapingAssPoundingGodDamnAtheist
# ImAFuckingAtheist
# ImAMotherFuckingAtheist
# ImADickLickingCockSuckingMother
# ImADickLickingCockSuckingMother
# ImADickLickingSodomizingBibleBa
# ImADickLickingSodomizingCockSuc
# ImAFuckingAtheist
# ImAMotherFuckingAtheist
# ImJustWonderingHowManyTimesIcanSaySHITCUNTFUCKorBOLLOCKSbeforeTheEndOfTheLine
11:48 PM Pinko
: did you get these:
: did you get these:
# Ic3WedgeIsGod
# Ic3w3dg3
# Ic3wedg3IsAtWarWithCP
# Ic3wedg3PWNSConservapedia
# Ic3wedg3TehINFIDELHASSPOKEN
# Ic3wedg3WillBeHereForAlongTimeTodayHeDoesNotHaveWorkReadyForTheWarFools
# Ic3wedgeHasOwndConservapedia
# Ic3wedgeIsGod
# Ic3wedgeSaysYourMother
# IcCaRus
# Ice, ice, baby!
# Ice486
# IceASockOfWedge
# IceW
# IceWedgeHasTooManyFriendsForYouToStopUs
# Iceboundstated
# Icedwedge
# Icegotwedged
# Icehasreturnedwithawedge
# IceisWedgeisjesu
# Iceisthegodofwedge
# Icemew
# Icepolyhedralsoliddefinedbytwotrianglesandthreetrapezoidfaces
# Icesensi
# Icetheunstoppablewedge
# Icethewedgesaysfuckyouall
# Icevedge
# Icevvedge
# Icew3dgeOnWheels
# Ic3w3dg3
# Ic3wedg3IsAtWarWithCP
# Ic3wedg3PWNSConservapedia
# Ic3wedg3TehINFIDELHASSPOKEN
# Ic3wedg3WillBeHereForAlongTimeT
# Ic3wedgeHasOwndConservapedia
# Ic3wedgeIsGod
# Ic3wedgeSaysYourMother
# IcCaRus
# Ice, ice, baby!
# Ice486
# IceASockOfWedge
# IceW
# IceWedgeHasTooManyFriendsForYou
# Iceboundstated
# Icedwedge
# Icegotwedged
# Icehasreturnedwithawedge
# IceisWedgeisjesu
# Iceisthegodofwedge
# Icemew
# Icepolyhedralsoliddefinedbytwot
# Icesensi
# Icetheunstoppablewedge
# Icethewedgesaysfuckyouall
# Icevedge
# Icevvedge
# Icew3dgeOnWheels
11:49 PM me
: I already posted those…
: I already posted those…
Pinko: asockofwedge- hee hee
oh, ididn’t know if you wnet down to ic3
sorry, i suck
me: # JebBERKELEYLOLOLOLOL
# JebBerkeley
# JebBerkeleyFoundedEncyclopediaD
# JebBerkeleyHonky
# JebBerkeleyIsAREDNECK
# JebBerkeleyIsReallyRacist
# JebBerkeleyJews
# JebBerkeleyKILLEDKfan2forbeinga
# JebBerkeleyLordFarley
# JebBerkeleyLovesGirlvinylLOL
# JebBerkeleyLulz
# JebBerkeleyNCV
# JebBerkeleyNigger
# JebBerkeleyPWNS
# JebBerkeleyReadsED
# JebBerkeleyVnadalizedWikipedia
# JebBerkeleydoesitforthelulz
# JebBerkeleyduarm
# JebHitlerBerkeley
# JebStalinBerkeley
11:50 PM Pinko
: omg
: omg
omG
hahahahahah
ok, this one is over the top:
Icewedgetest
me: who is Jeb Berkeley?
Pinko
: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I have no idea
me: yeah I liked Icewedgetest
11:51 PM # Jesus “Hitler was a sensitive man” Christ
# JesusChristSuperstore
# JesusHasTwoDaddies
# Jesuslovesballoons
11:52 PM # JesusoMesus
Pinko: oh the jesus ones
me: # Jimboisturningoverinhisgrave
Pinko: Jesus Tap-Dancing Chirsrt
me: and the Jim Wales ones
11:53 PM Pinko: #
# Jesuscopter
me: # Judaslovesyou
11:54 PM # Kermitregimentation
wtf?
Pinko
: ????
: ????
#JoseCanseco
me: # Kestrel9000
that’s a dkos person
Pinko: ahhh, here is the explanation ofr karajou
#
# Karajou (Siteadmin, Sysop)
11:55 PM
me: # Koala Wallop
me: # Koala Wallop
11:56 PM
# Legalizelumpish
# Legalizelumpish
Pinko: #MoeLarryAndJesus
# NONESHALLBEASSTRONGASICEWEDGE
# NOSERIOUSLYMYCAPSLOCKKEYISSTUCKANDINEEDHELPWITHIT
# NOSERIOUSLYMYCAPSLOCKKEYISSTUCK
11:57 PM
me: hahah
me: hahah
Pinko: #NeverForgetThatHitlerWasASensit
me: # Lightsguydave
# Lightsguydave1
# Lightsguydave2
# Lightsguydave3
# Lightsguydave4
# Lightsguydave4q
# Lightsguydave5
# Lightsguydave6
# Lightsguydave7
11:58 PM # Lolcat
# Loldongs
# Loldongs11
# Lolinternet
# Loljesus
# Lollerskates
# Lollife
# Lollollol
# Lollylon
# Lololol
# Lololol7
# Lolololol
# Lolwull
# Lolwut
# Loldongs
# Loldongs11
# Lolinternet
# Loljesus
# Lollerskates
# Lollife
# Lollollol
# Lollylon
# Lololol
# Lololol7
# Lolololol
# Lolwull
# Lolwut
# MARK4PROPANE
huh?
12:00 AM
Pinko: # Poorman4ever
Pinko: # Poorman4ever
12:01 AM # RAPTOR JESUS
me: # SatanAKAAndrewSchlafly
12:02 AM # Screaming Leftist Pig
# Screaming leftist pig
# Screaming leftist pig
# Sensitivity + Man = Hitler
# SexuallyTransmittedSex
Pinko: hahahahahahah
# RobS (Siteadmin, Sysop)
# RobS IS BAK
# RobS ON WH33LS!
# RobS!
# RobS”
# RobS*
# RobS+
# RobS-
# RobS.
# RobS;
# RobS?
# RobSIsALittleBitch
# RobSIsAPieceOfShit
# RobSSucksCock
me: # ShatnersBassoon
12:03 AM Pinko
: oh jesus
: oh jesus
me: # SherrodBekrleeyDeGrippo
# SherrodDeGrippoIsTheStupidestNa
Pinko: #
# SCHLAFLYRULESCONSERVAPEDIAFROMH
# SCHLAFLYSGLOWINGREDEYESGIVEAWAY
me: #Singlepurposequeryaccount
12:04 AM hahah
Pinko: oh these are so good
me: # Sock icewedge
# Sock of Icewedge
# SockPuppet
# SocklySockSock
# Sockpuppet
# Socred
12:05 AM # SorryCatsReallyNoGoodAtSpelling
# Sosiopat
# SquidFriend
Pinko: #SorryCatsReallyNoGoodAtSpelling
me: # StJohntheBlasphemist
# Stabberinhomogeneous
Pinko: oh hehe
me: # SteamingPileOfChrist
12:06 AM
#Strong, manly and courageousAfrican Countries of Portuguese Official Language
#Strong, manly and courageousAfrican Countries of Portuguese Official Language
Pinko: # The return of Hitler was a sensitive man
# The sensitivity of Hitler is undeniable
me: #Subterraneanhomesickconservativ
12:07 AM # THE EVERLASTING WRATH OF AMES.G.
# THE WRATH OF AMES G BROUGHT TO YOU BUY ICEWEDGE
# THEASSFLYISAWORTHLESSPERSON
# THEASSFLYISGAY
# THEHIPPIE
# THEPHANTOMASSHOLE
# THISISSPARTA
# THJS
# THP
# THREDNESSOFRECENTCHANGESSYMBOLI
Pinko: # Theory of Hitler being a sensitive man
me: # TehIceGivesWedgiesTonight
12:08 AM Pinko: #
# Thewedgeisiceytonight
# ThewrathofIcewedgisuponyouall
#
They’ve all been blocked. All like, 18 of his accounts. He was doing it
all from the same IP; unchecking the box “block anon. users only”
completely finished him off. –Hojimachongtalk 15:10, 24 March 2007
(EDT)
# Thiago
12:09 AM
me: # VictimOfTheNightOfTheLongKnivesAtConservapedia
me: # VictimOfTheNightOfTheLongKnives
Pinko: #
# WRATHOF1c3W3dge
# WRATHOFTHEWEDGE
hahahah- nice
me: # Washington Moose
Pinko: # Wedge Icetilles
# Wedge of Ice
# WedgeOfSolidifiedDihydrogenOxid
# Wedgeoice
# Wedgesoficewillbrutallydestroyc
me: # Wedge Icetilles
# Wedge of Ice
# WedgeOfSolidifiedDihydrogenOxid
# Wedgeoice
# Wedgesoficewillbrutallydestroyc
oops
12:10 AM Pinko: Oh my god I have a new her
hero
me
: ah
: ah
#WhatMightSeemAPoinlessExerciseToYouMakesMeFeelAWholeLoadBetterAskYoourselvesWhySomeoneWouldGetSoPissedOffWithYouThatTheyWouldBotherDoingThis
12:11 AM # WhatWouldJesusEdit?
# Whatchoo talkin\’ about, Icewedge?
# Whatchoo talkin\’ about, Icewedge?
# Xenu
12:12 AM # Zimbardo Cookie Experiment
UPDATE some new ones!
Actually, can anyone help out Icewedge in his magical journey? I think he missed some. I’m thinking “Wedgie Jackson” and of course “AndrewSchafleyIsCrazyInTheCoconutAndIceWedgePoopsConservapediaUserNamesForBreakfastandWhy
IsAdolfHitlerSoSensitiveeAnyway??????”
OnlyIceWedgeKnows”
I just want to make sure people realize that this:
“#
They’ve all been blocked. All like, 18 of his accounts. He was doing it
all from the same IP; unchecking the box “block anon. users only”
completely finished him off. –Hojimachongtalk 15:10, 24 March 2007
(EDT)”
is someone’s user name. I guess they don’t really have any character limits!
I would totally forget my login if it were that.
# Balancedandfair
# Balancedandfair2
But not
# Originalandfair
or
# Creative
Wedge of Reason
Dave “The Wedge” Evans
Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Icewedge
Icy Riefenstahl’s Triumph of the Wedge.
Wewease Wedginald
George Gervin
Can I get an Icewedge?
Who you gonna call? ICEWEDGE
It’s Wedge. Ice Wedge.
internal server error my aunt fanny!
i bet this is a conservapediconspiracy against me!!!
as seen on the front page of Conservapedia:
“The LA Times praised our entries on the tuba, Claude Monet, the nation of Latvia, Robin Hood, polygons, and The Renaissance.”
hee
The left wing bias against Latvia is really only surpassed by the bias against Tubae and their ilk.
The internet is a series of tubae? I’m getting so confused now…
well we know one thing, it’s not a big truck.
by the way, was this just the world’s biggest cut and paste job ever? I can’t believe you didn’t break your computer with this post.
You know, k- if I cut and pasted into the wordpress richtext editor it would have destroyed the blog. I crossed my fingers and used the rich text editor in Performancing, some firefox plugin that is awesome, but I forget I have it.
plover would have done it by hand, though, he/she/it/bird is all over the html. h/s/i/b handcrafts those squees that are so famous.
oh, k,
a little something.
I want there to be an “ICantBelieveItsNotIcewedge”.
t- you can make that happen- when they block users, they still show up ont he user list, they just have an infinite block on editing capabilities.
“YouSoCrazyIcewegd3!!!!!!!!”
“MeSoIceWedge”
“OohBabyBabyIcewedgePushSubmitRealGood”
i had some good ones that were so good they broke your effing server.
i’m through with conservapedia!
ShutYoMouthI’mJustTalkinBoutIceWedge!
The Icewedge Cometh
Wedgeicles
LivingontheicewEdge
Let-them-eat-IceWedges
thecuttingWedgeofIces
stretching to the breaking point…
How many ices can an IceWedge wedge if an Icewedge could wedge ices?
sigh..
All posts must kneel down before THUNDER!
~
I was just kidding, really.
ICEWEDGE!
~
IC3W3DG3 4EVA