I can’t muster any enthusiasm. I feel like meh-thusaleh.
However I can at least start us off with some funzoes.
Shorter, Inner Mark Steyn [Mark Steyn Clif notes for the average reader: Mark Steyn is worried about Americans etc. being outbred by non-Americans etc., also is crazy in other disciplines]
I kinda feel sad that I can’t name my blog “Steyn Kampf!”
Shorter, Inner John Derbyshire [John Derbyshire Clif notes for the average reader: John Derbyshire is occasionally the voice of reason on the National Review Online Blog "The Corner", also disgustingly creepy, allegedely clammy, likes Nabokov for the wrong reasons.]
Hallo, lassie! And not a p*** too soon!
Ed note: I felt the above was too crass. You can fill in the appropriate word in your dirty minds!
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I think McSweeney’s stole your Delicious or Disgusting idea.
Not enough Steyn-bashing yet.
I want to make him cry and go back to Canuckistan.
Shorter, Inner Clifford May [Clif Clif notes for the average reader: Clif is a raving psychotic, unable to accept reality]
Every day in every way, Iraq is better and better!
I want to make him cry and go back to Canuckistan.
Only if I can return Michael Igantieff to Harvard (with no return address).