It recently bestruck myself that once elected, our public will not have previously known our platform for our future rule. Some aspects include:
1) We will have Dibs.
2) Since our administration will be traveling at light speed, Bacon of the Month will happen EVERY DAY, except we will not age.
3) In the spirit of bipartisanship, we will appoint in a Recess Appointment, Dick Cheney as ambossador to the Giant Space Void. Should Ambossador Cheney desire to foment a beer hall putsch amongst the nothingness and rule the endless vacuum with an iron fist, this is not our affair. He can take it up with the infrequently passing-through neutrino, should be able to interact with it. I wish him well. God bless!