Clif needs a hug

Cheney is so evil he doesn't have a heart, just a muscle to pump pure liquid evil through his veins. He travelled through time to be Caligula, Atilla, Hitler, and Pol Pot's role model, but they all failed him. He eats kittens because there aren't enough endangered animals to fill his insatiable maw. In the original Hebrew, the Bible actually says "Dick Cheney is the root of all evil".

-tigrismus