centuries hours of providing spiritual sustenance and sanctuary for Inhabitants and Friends of Gay, the Second Antinomian Church of Gay (Western Testement) has fallen into chaos and disarray. Discord even.
Third Under-Deacon of the Bacon Vestry Pinko Punko, the Church’s highest ranking cleric, was heard saying: “I have ceased to understand what you are talking about.”
One witness thinks this was in reference to the rumored attempt to have Fred Phelps declared Ur-bishop of the Church. An attempt which supposedly fell through once someone realized that Phelps could not be verified as an Inhabitant or Friend of Gay.
Another witness claimed that Under-Deacon Pinko referred to a recent incident in which sentient mecha-toilets invaded the sanctum of the New Über-Temple of the SAC of Gay (WT) where they proceeded to cavort shamelessly and make off with the sacred vibrating pointy hats.
It was hoped that Res Publica, Pontifical Cookie Sexton of the Second Antinomial Church of Gay (Southern Testement, Undescended), might be persuaded to assume the Holy Cockring of Antioch and thus solve the crisis by reuniting the two Testements and restoring a unified SAC of Gay. However, he could not be found for comment though it was apparent that whatever he was doing, he was doing as hard as he could.
Apparently the only hope for the SAC of Gay (WT) is for Under-Deacon Pinko to defeat the evil axis of Alth0use to officially become The Left. In the words of one SAC of Gay acolyte: “Go! Vote Three Bulls! Fly, my pretties! Fly!”