Could SOMEBODY. PLEASE. SEND. DUNCAN. HUNTER. THE GRAPEFRUIT SUIT. And dial 1-800-GRAPFRT-CHPACBRA while you are at it.
Then, I would appreciate it if Gregor could his Rep’s office, and everyone else here, for that matter, call your Congressperson’s office and get their opinion on this: “Restore Patriotism to University Campuses Act”
Then please ask them if they would be willing to support the “Restore Duncan Hunter’s Assly Region to A Head Free Safe Space” or name your own bill. Anyone that really does this gets some Three Bulls points, redeemable for Skee ball. Seriously, make up your own act and ask your rep if they support it.
Oh, for the love of baby-infant-zygote Jesus, doesn’t this guy have an election to lose?
Freedom Fries all around!!
How about a bipartisan resolution naming 3Bulls! the National Blog Laureate?
Should we submit a constitutional amendment to get Three Bulls! declared a branch of government? I think it’s fairly clear that none of the other branches is doing a meaningful job at emu regulation or møøse relations.
G*****n m***********g s******e a*****e emus and their stupid default names. There’s going to be some computer punching going on in the a.m.
I think Snag has an AG problem. I was all, for once I don’t get Snag’s joke “Homer”, but now I see he’s just commenting under UC’s account, metaphorically.
the “No Craniums left in Behinds” Act? I’ll back that.
Duncan Hunter Head and Heinie Partitioning Act of 2007.
Should we submit a constitutional amendment to get Three Bulls! declared a branch of government?
I don’t know, you’d see a huge increase in pork barrel spending.
You need to come up with the snappy acronym first and then name the act. In fact the acronym is the most important part of the legislation. In this case I think that something along the lines of A-HOLE or DOOFUS would be appropriate!
Could SOMEBODY. PLEASE. POST. A. NEW. CELEBRITY. DREAM. CAMEO.
MOAR CDC!
Re: The Topic At Hand, or Head Ass It Were:
I have no comment.
The “America Should Stop Hunter’s Obscene Laughable Edicts” Act?
SNAG!!!!!!
“Defense of Obviously Frivolous Unreasonable Screeds” Act.
“Continuation of Bipartisan Abject Greed” Act.
I had sort-of a 3B-related dream last week that one might consider a cameo.
I was eating shrimp and the other diners kept calling the shrimp “colostomy bags”. Like “these colostomy bags wrapped with bacon are delicious”. and I kept yelling at them to stop doing that and call them shrimp. But they were like “but they are. they are shaped like colostomy bags, and really aren’t shrimp full of shit?” I had a hard time arguing with that.
It was horrible.
so I blame 3Bulls. and also I am never eating shrimp again.
GROSS!
True Story!
The young couple at the grocery store, newly in love:
Boy: Oh look! Shrimp pate! I love shrimp pate!
Girl: Oh me too honey! Let’s get some!
Boy: Great sweetie! I can’t believe that it’s so cheap. It’s got to be almost impossible to remove their little livers.
Girl: Oh honey, I never thought about that but you’re so right!
Gregor: ??!?!?!11
Was that “54: censored”?