Chocolate Jesus is finally coming back and I couldn’t be hungrier!
As some of you may know, last March an exhibit titled “My Sweet Lord” in New York City, displaying an anatomically-conceivable sculpture of Jesus carved in chocolate, was cancelled due to a campaign of hate and indigestion from angry Catholics. OK, Easter might not have been the best time for the show, but c’mon cookie Jesus, how is this possibly offensive? Are we going to be bullied our whole lives by the anti-cacaoites, whose fascist vanilliophilic paradigms threaten all that is creamy and bittersweet?
Well, good news! As reported here, the exhibit is back on. It will be displayed in New York City in late October and will be joined by less edible and less nudie sculptures of other saints. I await the exhibit with great salivation anticipation. As a tribute to Chocolate Jesus, I offer the following video:
Hee Hee.
AG and the Internets can see that there Jesus’ pee pee.
UC is going to get in trouble for posting porn.
Even if it is chocolate.
Waiting for Geenie Cola to come by and reprimand…
GC does not like the F bomb or crass behavior. I cannot see how this is crass, as it is chocolate.
Exposed penis on the blog
AG wants GC to come by and rule-in.
If she says it’s OK — UC can carry on. if she doesn’t — he gets banned.
He is also mocking Christians. That is crass.
Banned, banned, banned.
Let the woman decide for herself, Pinko.
I’m too full of CJ. I only had an arm. I wonder who ate the holy member?
Listen, how does this mock Christians? I am told that Catholics take Communion every week. If CJ were bite size, would it be OK?
Chocolate does not represent the body and blood of Christ! You cornhole.
Geenie Cola?!
The only thing that chocolate jesus mocks is white-chocolate jesus, which is not only ethnically questionable, but not even real chocolate to begin with.
The only thing that chocolate jesus mocks is white-chocolate jesus, which is not only ethnically questionable, but not even real chocolate to begin with.
Dr. UC, are you trained in chocolate? Last time AG checked the answer was: NO. How then are you certified to determine the validity of chocolate.
Kosher cobag.
That is so gross. I may not know much about art, but I know what I hate. It should have been done in white chocolate anyway, and the genitals should have been covered. How disgraceful and hateful does one have to be to sculpt genitals in chocolate?
Psycheout is right. CJ should be melted down immediately. Never you mind about the crates of strawberries and pound cake. And fondue forks.
chocolate jesus fountain for the win!
Sure, AG complains and it stays.
Then psycheout complains at it goes.
Jerks.
May CJ have mercy on your mean and ist souls.
Dark Chocolate Jesus is at least a more accurate representation than White Chocolate Jesus.
It looks like they’ve touched him up a tad… the old photos showed chocolate oxidation. I was more offended by the poor handling of chocolate than I was by Jesus in all of his chocolatey goodness.
I wonder if there’s raspberry filling inside. That would add a delicious yet realistic touch.
I wonder if there’s raspberry filling inside. That would add a delicious yet realistic touch.
Jennifer is an artist and a baker.
OH. Your. God!!
@ jennifer. genius.
The chocolate skin would explain the stains on the Shroud of Turin.
I am only slightly offended by one detail: the Son of God should be hung like a mule.
I think he should be hung like an ass… or maybe oxen!
I always thought the stains on the Shroud of Turin were tobacco… it’s where the saying, “Holy Smokes” came from!
WHAT THE FUCK ! why pick on Religion !
WHAT THE F**CK ! Why pick on vanilla !