Chocolate Jesus is finally coming back and I couldn’t be hungrier!
As some of you may know, last March an exhibit titled “My Sweet Lord” in New York City, displaying an anatomically-conceivable sculpture of Jesus carved in chocolate, was cancelled due to a campaign of hate and indigestion from angry Catholics. OK, Easter might not have been the best time for the show, but c’mon cookie Jesus, how is this possibly offensive? Are we going to be bullied our whole lives by the anti-cacaoites, whose fascist vanilliophilic paradigms threaten all that is creamy and bittersweet?
Well, good news! As reported here, the exhibit is back on. It will be displayed in New York City in late October and will be joined by less edible and less nudie sculptures of other saints. I await the exhibit with great salivation anticipation. As a tribute to Chocolate Jesus, I offer the following video: