Big bad bully blogs behave belligerently, bringing ‘brook blogging. As you may know, we half-assedly staked out TMQ for probing the goldmine that is Gregg Easterbrook’s brain.
We still are able to bring you this, from Wednesday’s afterbirth from Tuesday’s column:
TMQ has noted before that defenses run by the tastefully named Gregg Williams perform better when Williams resists the urge to call lots of blitzes. Now, as pointed out by Ben Domenech of Leesburg, Va.,, Washington Times sportswriter Ryan O’Halloran has the chapter and verse.
No way. Could it be this Ben Domenech?
Come on, fellows, imagine the conspiracy of ultimate hackery that could resort! I wonder about Easterbrook’s other correspondents.
I woudl be surprised that BD didn’t claim O’Halloran’s points as his own, except that the entire exercise is clearly an effort to get the nation to learn that the Washignton Times has a sports section! Sports media – the last liberal bastion. It must be destroyed! good conservatives get their sports news from the Washington Times. Plus Ben is probably on their payroll. Maybe Red State gets revenue from the Washington Times? It would be irresponsible not to speculate. And the lack of denials from teh right blogsphere provide damning evidence.
I’m glad you kids were here to listen to this authentic frontier gibberish.
I couldn’t have not not said things unsaid better myself, K.
At least Domenech plagiarized original material. Easterbrook plagiarizes utter crap, namely himself, repeating the same joke (i.e. ‘the tastefully named Gregg Williams, Flaming Thumbtacks, etc.) over and over and over and over again.
He is cornier than a corned beef sandwich dipped in corn syrup, with a side of candy corn, being consumed around the corner by Colonel Cornelius ‘Corn Dog’ Cornwallis III, Cornton, Scotland’s King of Corn.
Ooh, I smell a contest.
DA- awesome- in fact we’ll make it even more generic- we’ll start with this week’s TMQ- “Gregg Easterbrook is so ____, ____” this way anyone join in.
I’ll do you one better — Ben Domenech is actually Gregg Easterbrook! The football haiku is coming from inside the house!
The Washington Times sports section is most well known for its 32-part series on white NFL wide receivers starting in the NFL. However, since there are only four of them, it had to run the same parts eight times.
Upon further review, Kathleen scores the go-ahead TD with an exceptional Blazing Saddles reference.
The football haiku is coming from inside the house!
LOL. Brando scores a 15-lateral touchdown with 2 seconds on the clock.
It is like nobody comments here anymore, but the people that do are in this huge, survival of the fittest death match of awesome comments.
LOL. Brando scores a 15-lateral touchdown with 2 seconds on the clock.
Did you see the highlights of the Trinity College football game? Craziest thing I have seen since the infamous Cal marching band game.
If there is a just and honorable God, Easterbrook will somehow get stuck watching the Texans/Raiders game this week when the Pats/Colts game is on, just so he can write a 27,000-word screed on DirecTV right before his head implodes from the final gravitational collapse of his common sense.
as my husband said this weekend: “Gregg Easterbrook is on Page 2 to make Bill Simmons look somewhat knowledgable, and in comparison to both of them Peter King looks semi-statesman-esque.”