This is a crucial message for your health, provided by 3B Labs, Big Pharma with a Big Heart
WARNING, what you are about to read and see contains critical health information for your families health, but deals with adult health situations.
Do you find yourself surrounded or discomfited by local, unsightly individuals known as “cobags”? Perhaps they look something like this?
Maybe they look different. Do you find that unsightly and disgusting symptoms, such as the following graphic images document, appear around the corner from your quiet and stately home at an n?2??1
Such disease is unknowable, yet scientists suggest that when besotted with drink, or perhaps ego, the advanced munchwagon swings its2 dethrobulating dongle dong to and fro, releasing indiscriminately the detritus you see above. Most likely the individual responsible may also be known to advocate the bombing of Ira_ countries.
3B Labs announces an exciting breakthrough, available only from your doctor.
We call this breakthrough hope, but you can ask for it by name:
In just a week of use, Qobagon can take gigantic, unsightly, hate and disease spewing jabba sausages like this:
Behold the astounding results!!!!!
With its eunique™, patented technology, allow your family to take neighborhood walks in safe, wiener juice-free placidity.
- Your home address is NOT 11 Tenderloin Ct, Urine-soaked Pl, TUSTOSAN [back]
- As we cannot rule out Melanie Morgan as somehow responsible, we shall use the neuter possessive pronoun [back]
- Qobagon™ not wise for self use. Qobagon™ cannot yet be weaponized. Qobagon™ surprisingly ineffective for Ron Paul supporters. Reward given for use of Qobagon™ on Sisyphus at Blogs4Brownback [back]
- Also, may be effective in erectile dysfunction, weight loss, as a diet aid, dealing with your cheating spouse, phen-fen replacement, viagra, cialis, Britney Spears’ new album, gay porn, etc. [back]