This is a crucial message for your health, provided by 3B Labs, Big Pharma with a Big Heart
WARNING, what you are about to read and see contains critical health information for your families health, but deals with adult health situations.
Do you find yourself surrounded or discomfited by local, unsightly individuals known as “cobags”? Perhaps they look something like this?
Maybe they look different. Do you find that unsightly and disgusting symptoms, such as the following graphic images document, appear around the corner from your quiet and stately home at an n?2??1
Such disease is unknowable, yet scientists suggest that when besotted with drink, or perhaps ego, the advanced munchwagon swings its2 dethrobulating dongle dong to and fro, releasing indiscriminately the detritus you see above. Most likely the individual responsible may also be known to advocate the bombing of Ira_ countries.
3B Labs announces an exciting breakthrough, available only from your doctor.
We call this breakthrough hope, but you can ask for it by name:
In just a week of use, Qobagon can take gigantic, unsightly, hate and disease spewing jabba sausages like this:
Behold the astounding results!!!!!
With its eunique™, patented technology, allow your family to take neighborhood walks in safe, wiener juice-free placidity.
Do you have any uses for Qobagon™? Try it on someone today!34
- Your home address is NOT 11 Tenderloin Ct, Urine-soaked Pl, TUSTOSAN [back]
- As we cannot rule out Melanie Morgan as somehow responsible, we shall use the neuter possessive pronoun [back]
- Qobagon™ not wise for self use. Qobagon™ cannot yet be weaponized. Qobagon™ surprisingly ineffective for Ron Paul supporters. Reward given for use of Qobagon™ on Sisyphus at Blogs4Brownback [back]
- Also, may be effective in erectile dysfunction, weight loss, as a diet aid, dealing with your cheating spouse, phen-fen replacement, viagra, cialis, Britney Spears’ new album, gay porn, etc. [back]
You misspelled “placidity”. It is spelled flaccidity. Pronounced the same in some countries.
Reminds me of junior high school…we kept finding cobag remains of this nature on the playing fields.
I didn’t know you lived in my neighborhood.
Ooooh. Can you get me a scrip for that. It could be very useful here in DC. Iain Murray I’m looking at YOU.
I love this time of year, when the condoms begin to migrate.
I’m rethinking that “bird” that pooped on me the other day, Snag.
That was a lesser grackel, PP, not a greater assel.
“pooped”
You got linked on not one but two link farms! Someone will search for Health Tips and find Qobagon!
Guerrilla Marketing! Ooh, check my update- we’re gonna go for the record.
up to 4!! it’s viral!
HAHAHA! Even Mandos’ comment got linked! Gor for the record- this amazing health secret will do wonders- perhaps autism, cancer, AIDS, are in the mix for this wonder cure????
Additional warnings: Do not taunt Qobagon™
Also, Dilettante research™ has shown that Qobagon™ leads to an increase in the appearance of the Melon Ghost. Unfortunately, Qobagon™ does not increase the sound quality of In Rainbows, therefore, while Pitchfork is verily a cobag-confabulation, Qobagon™ may not help treat their symptoms. Unless their names are Mark.
Qobagon™ may be effective in assisting with teaching your class, and it will never try to unionize.
[PP adds this comment contains important health information about Obama, Clinton, McCain, Iraq, Homosexual Agenda and possibly the GRAPEFRUIT CHUPACABRA SOUTH BEACH DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
I want my comment pinged!! I want my comment pinged!! me me me
I hooked you up, K.
Seven- what an amazing accumulation of awesome health secrets and tips! Public health will never be the same! Try Qobagon™ today, chumpwads!
Actually, amazinghealthsecrets.info linked to the “pingback” by the health tips blog. Now we need the health tips blog to link to the pingback by amazinghealthsecrets.info.
…wait, they already do! Pinko, what have you been doing?
South Beach Diet » Comment on A Crisis In Your Public Health by Kathleen
Pingback on Nov 1st, 2007 at 4:39 am
I WIN!!!!!!!!!
upon further investigation, I see that the pingbacks were only interested in Pinko’s update to my comment.
Pinko knows the strange and mystical ways of the Ping Back.
K, I was waiting for the “when did I talk about the South Beach Diet?”
Erectile dysfunction, it can be cured….with Qobagon™!
I cannot explain how awesome I find this. We’re up to 13!!!
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BTW, did you notice the first pingback was from “Bulls Articles” (http://bulls-articles.info/)
It’s all kinds of awesome, and ends up rather hypnotic.
A little voice in my head is kind of going “bulls bulls bulls bulls bulls” right now.
It is out of control on this post with the drug trials, the alternative therapy featuring Qobagon, the cure the FDA doesn’t want you to know about featuring Qobagon, the natural remedy that increases your energy and stamina!
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I need some Qobagon for these local drivers.